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    its been a long road, i hope all of you live twice as long as i am old ... peace and good karma to you all ... Colorado Ron ... Capt Ron ... Canexplain ... CR** .. canx**





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    oh my goodness. what a momentous day. happy birthday!

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    Happy Birthday
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    Happy Birthday Ron!


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    Happy birthday, Ron...

    Show 'em how to party at Vegoose.
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    Upcoming Shows:
    * Dillon Francis + Anamanaguchi -- December 28th

    Going to Weekend 1 of Coachella 2014


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    Sorry, Ron, I don't remember how old you are. Please check the one which is most appropriate:


    60 [ ]


    70 [ ]


    80 [ ]


    Ronald Reagan [ ]




    Have a good one!
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Ron, as your birthday present, you should bring me some acid at Vegoose. Don't ask me to explain how that's a present to you.
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    Shouldn't it be "Wish CR** Happy Birthday Spicy Latinas"?

    Either way, consider it wished, stout fellow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Ron, as your birthday present, you should bring me some acid at Vegoose. Don't ask me to explain how that's a present to you.
    all kidding aside, i told my story here before about getting busted on the way to wakarusa, drug dog, 3 different kinds of law enforcement, yada yada, and it worked out ok, so from then till now, when i drive to a show, i never have anything, and if things work out at a fest, cool, if not, so it goes ... canx**
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    HAPPY B-DAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    all kidding aside, i told my story here before about getting busted on the way to wakarusa, drug dog, 3 different kinds of law enforcement, yada yada, and it worked out ok, so from then till now, when i drive to a show, i never have anything, and if things work out at a fest, cool, if not, so it goes ... canx**
    Yeah, I suppose actually if I was going for your look I wouldn't carry much on me either. One of the primary reasons I've gotten away with as much as I have is I look like some preppy regular dude. There's a lot to be said for the value of nondescript in this lifestyle. Well if I see your crazy ass there I'll try to buy you a beer and find you a tab. Bang on, Ron.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Hippy...uh, happy day of coming out of your mom's....let's just leave it at "your mom".
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    Happy birthday Ron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Yeah, I suppose actually if I was going for your look I wouldn't carry much on me either. One of the primary reasons I've gotten away with as much as I have is I look like some preppy regular dude. There's a lot to be said for the value of nondescript in this lifestyle. Well if I see your crazy ass there I'll try to buy you a beer and find you a tab. Bang on, Ron.
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!! Remember...We're never too old for the festivities!
    Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 08-19-2010 at 12:24 PM.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Happy Birthday Ron!

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    In honor of your birthday and the upcoming Vegoose festival costume....My birthday gift to you~
    Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 08-19-2010 at 12:24 PM.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    COLORADO RON, FTW!!!!!

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    The circle of birthday bisquits rather resembles your avatar, you think? Hmmm....Enjoy!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Happy Birthday Ron
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    Happy Birthday Ron
    dude, you have to start your thread for TWO K POSTS !!!!!!! canx**
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    I'll wait till 3,000. Hopefully this can happen before Coachella 2008.

    I really enjoyed seeing your pictures in this thread.
    Whiskey Sour

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    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    good one!
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    damn ron, you and I share the same bday, oct 21st!

    yeah today is also my bday. it doesnt say it in my profile, when it asked for my bday i think i just put in some random date. im 19 years old today. not quite as exciting as 18 last year or 21 in two years, but its something to celebrate.

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    Happy Birthday brotha! Next weekend..party time!!!

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    Happy Birthday, CR***
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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