Retire at 50...(AKA The finance thread)

[Jenniehoo]

You should see the OTHER guy.

Oh wait.

[Wheres the beef?]

You should see the OTHER guy.

Oh wait.

Oh is he there? Did he read that?

[Jenniehoo]

He may not know how to read. We might be safe.

I'm going to start a thread so I stop talking nonsense in other people's threads.

[full on idle]

Left side: Crazy lady who wanted to bond with me over Bad Brains, me eating shrimp fried rice, Brad eating his typical #17 (?) with the pork rolls and cold noodles, L***** eating chicken fried rice, random joker, random joker fried rice

ps I want Tu Lan this week, let's go. Jack come with.

[Jenniehoo]

Thanks for the invite, assholes.

[thinnerair]

Left side: Crazy lady who wanted to bond with me over Bad Brains, me eating shrimp fried rice, Brad eating his typical #17 (?) with the pork rolls and cold noodles, L***** eating chicken fried rice, random joker, random joker fried rice

ps I want Tu Lan this week, let's go. Jack come with.

was that the place we went?
it was goood...except for the cockroaches.

[full on idle]

Thanks for the invite, assholes.

if only...

[Hannahrain]

Thanks for the invite, assholes.

It's not like you would have gone after RSVPing.

[full on idle]

was that the place we went?
it was goood...except for the cockroaches.

yeyeh

[algunz]

We are totally in debt and living blissfully.

[dorkfish]

I respect you "L*****"ing greatly.

[PotVsKtl]

Bankosphere!

[PotVsKtl]

P.S. Wells Fargo just charged me $29 to put a stop payment on an e-Bill charge. That's a $29 fee to keep my money in their sordid invetment scheme. Fuck Wells Fargo.

[DeltaSigChi4]

I had my banking information stolen while I was away at school, in the U.S. military, with no access to phones, or internets, or anything where I could use a fucking ATM. So I called my then worthless bank. Armed Forces Bank for anyone into details. So, these cunts claim that it will cost 50$ fee for them to investigate. I told them there was nothing to investigate. Remove the fucking charge - it's fraudulent, and never allow that source to bill me for anything. They said it would cost 50$ and take time, so they could continue billing me for fake services. I checked next month, and there was the same bs charge for some bs nonsense. They cost me those two charges, so I wired everything to another bank, and left it wide open for the fine individuals who were stealing from me to keep charging against the bank. After a few months, they [AFB] claimed I owed so much in money because of these charges and fees for charges while in negative and all this jazz. They cost me money by allowing a couple of fake charges, and I cost them more money by letting them allow even more charges on an account I abandoned. You fuck me, I'll fuck you right back.

Dear AFB: fuck you. I will never pay a single cent. You'll probably be more successful at getting Senator Larry Craig to buttsex you in an airport restroom than getting me to give you a single American penny. Fuck you and fuck your bank. You could get me to vote for Bush before I will ever give you any of my money.

E

[PotVsKtl]

Shut the fuck up.

[DeltaSigChi4]

+ 0

E

[J~$$$]

Aluminum.

[TomAz]

I would like to find the guy who did that to Delta, and buy him a drink.

[invisiblerobots]

[TomAz]

What is everyone doing to retire at a reasonable age?

I max out my 401k, and max out a roth IRA. I also invest in stocks with any money i have left.

Is everyone investing in blue chips stocks? mutual funds? Google? Biotech companies?

diversification + efficient market hypothesis -> index funds.

[fatbastard]

Thinking of buying a place in the desert or somewhere by a river.

[Courtney]

diversification + efficient market hypothesis -> index funds.

iawtc.

With the exception of people who spend an extraordinary (by which I mean, significantly more than the average) amount of time looking at the market, or people who have inside information (but then it's illegal anyway), the average joe's best bet is just to plunk your money into an index fund and leave it there.

[TomAz]

iawtc.

With the exception of people who spend an extraordinary (by which I mean, significantly more than the average) amount of time looking at the market, or people who have inside information (but then it's illegal anyway), the average joe's best bet is just to plunk your money into an index fund and leave it there.

if they have a job, that is.





















oh shit ahahahahahha

[J~$$$]

Google open $93
Google Last Trade: 629.83

mmmmm google.

Apple hit 173 today.

[J~$$$]

SELL!

[TomAz]

NY Times article on Google stock from last week

[J~$$$]

I wonder what stock the author of that article has his money invested in?

"Increased competition in ad networks, especially from Microsoft, will drive the payouts higher, nibbling away at Google’s profits."

[TomAz]

fuck the haterz huh?

[Courtney]

Hay I have an idea guyz! let's put ALL our moneys in one horribly inflated tech stock! Diversification is for dummies!

[J~$$$]

The wired index. A++++++++++++