Confessions

[Hannahrain]

i confess that until i looked at the clock just now, i thought it was evening.

[psychic friend]

[thinnerair]

You guys both started posting at the same time and I wanna say you had similar avatars... I've got it straight now - you're a skinny little chick with small boobs and no self esteem whereas amy is a master kickballer. See? Crystal Clear.

right. youve basically got it.
then again, I hear amy is actually quite cocky and really into herself. I also hear she is really really tall. Like...REALLY tall.

[judila]

I confess that I confuse most of you because I'm not on this board enough... well, that and I'm old and senile...

[jerpar24]

because you are or you arent?

NO I am not I'm Irish and Native American. But for some reason everyone thinks I am mexican

[mountmccabe]

I confess that while I certainly agree with Judilla, I think her post violates the rules of the confession thread. If people are going to confess they need to know that they can do so without being judged.

ridicule is not only ok in this thread - it is encouraged

this is not your fathers silent catholic confessional. this is a place for members to get stuff off of their chests and then be chastised for it by everyone else.

So judge away, Tom.

The only thing I will add is that this thread is the only place for the judging and ridicule and expressing shock and horror at what people have done. Don't bring this shit up in other threads or chat or whatnot.

[CheersDarlin]

I confess that I'm trying to think of who I want on my homo and hetero islands, it tough.

[AEversW]

i want to have Jack Bauer's babies

[amyzzz]

These are not confessions people.

[Hannahrain]

Confess to us, amy. be a model of purity and repentance.

what are we doing wrong?

[amyzzz]

I confessed about being the other woman, but I was hanging on someone else's coattails because she posted it first. We need down and dirty confessions here.

I think someone confessed to shotoing his cousin with a bb gun on the old board (who was that?). That was awesome.

[AEversW]

i confess that my last girl friend cheated on me with a girl named emma. I ended up cheating on that same girlfriend with the same girl. then we had a 3 some!

[DeltaSigChi4]

CONFESSION: I laid down with some puppies earlier just to get them to sleep, and ended up sleeping for like four[4] hours [actually more]. Guess they were the ones really tricking me, considering that they were no where to be found when I awoke.

E

[jerpar24]

I had sex with this girl's mom. We were drunk and I just got out of the Army. It was a big mistake and that girl hasn't spoken to me since she walked into her mom's room and I was asleep in the bed. The worse thing is I Didn't feel bad.

[Hannahrain]

That is quite a confession.

[amyzzz]

That's more like it.

[jerpar24]

That is quite a confession.

Thanks

I've been meaning to get that off my chest.

[airguitarvet]

i confessed at madonna's confession tour.

[samiksha]

okay, i have more other woman type confessions! also, first off, i want to say that his girlfriend cheats on him too and they frequently call eachother asking who the other is hanging out with and if they fucked said person.

so, the other day in the middle of sex we called our on and off significant others to tell them we love them.

yes!

[Hannahrain]

i confess that the other day in chat, someone told me what i know to be blatant lies. and i didn't call them on it because i didn't want to embarrass them. and then i told people about it behind their back.

:/

[CheersDarlin]

I never know what people are talking about in the chat so I just don't say much.

[Hannahrain]

It wasn't you.

[samiksha]

was it smellysocks? she's a dumb bitch.

[Hannahrain]

It was not.

[samiksha]

i confess that smellysocks is my roommate

[Hannahrain]

hahaha

[jerpar24]

okay, i have more other woman type confessions! also, first off, i want to say that his girlfriend cheats on him too and they frequently call eachother asking who the other is hanging out with and if they fucked said person.

so, the other day in the middle of sex we called our on and off significant others to tell them we love them.

yes!

I had a girl call me when I was getting head from her sister. She called to see if I knew who her sister was out with.

[bballarl]

I would like to confess that I argued with two of my friends this weekend over a $.75 skin when we were playing mini-golf. For like an hour.

[vinylmartyr]

My old roommate used to pee on the toilet seat and I would take his pillow to wipe it off.

[mob roulette]

My old roommate used to pee on the toilet seat and I would take his pillow to wipe it off.

that's great. i used to live with this guy who would drop to his knees every time he had to take a piss. true story. some kind of disorder. also he had the upstairs bedroom so i was constantly having to explain to guests what all the racket was about.

also i can't stop saying colin meloy. who is colin meloy? colin meloy skin cream will get your hands so clean. colin meloy freshest in four counties. colin meloy taste the difference. colin meloy colin meloy colin meloy.

it's a fucking EARworm. try it and see.