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    Ron?
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    Drunken moments: kissed my friend's boyfriend twice (she egged us on), passes out in the fetal position at the neighbor's house and woke up fully clothed but my fly was down. Happy fourth america!
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    Is it just me, or did a whole lot of shit get deleted up in here?
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    I switched to a more healthy diet, and I've been farting up a storm.

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    The ATM machine had 20 bucks in the tray this morning. I called over an employee from CVS and asked her to remove it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    The ATM machine had 20 bucks in the tray this morning. I called over an employee from CVS and asked her to remove it.
    my dad and i were at a drive up atm, saw that someone forgot their money, and it was a giant to-do to return the money inside. they kept directing us to different people and wanted us to wait in line. at a certain point we just went up to someone and said "here's our account info so you can see who was after them and here is the $20" and left. i couldn't believe how difficult they made it to do the right thing.
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    How the hell does someone forget their cash at a drive-thru ATM? Isn't getting cash pretty much the only thing you'd be doing there?
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    I had gone to a drive up ATM and it kept spinning and spinning but didn't spit out my money. There was a guy behind me who was getting impatient. I hit cancel and left, went to another ATM and my account was short what I had pulled out at the first ATM. The ATM eventually spit out my money and the guy returned it on Monday when the bank opened, thankfully.
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    To continue the ATM theme, one time late at night in Oakland, I came upon a branch ATM covered in blood. After looking around briefly for deranged or dying persons, I used the adjacent ATM and went about my business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    How the hell does someone forget their cash at a drive-thru ATM? Isn't getting cash pretty much the only thing you'd be doing there?
    I saw this at an airport in Chicago. $80 bucks.

    Edit* Nm, overlooked "drive-thru."
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    Quote Originally Posted by fikus222 View Post
    To continue the ATM theme, one time late at night in Oakland, I came upon a branch ATM covered in blood. After looking around briefly for deranged or dying persons, I used the adjacent ATM and went about my business.
    Wow bro. nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I had gone to a drive up ATM and it kept spinning and spinning but didn't spit out my money. There was a guy behind me who was getting impatient. I hit cancel and left, went to another ATM and my account was short what I had pulled out at the first ATM. The ATM eventually spit out my money and the guy returned it on Monday when the bank opened, thankfully.
    I got cash back (100$) at a grocery self serve till, and forgot it in the dispenser and left the store. An hour later we came back and someone had turned it into customer service...we showed the receipt and got it back. FIH restored.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Wow nice!
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    FIH restored.
    Faith in humanity lost.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Hey, you knew what I meant ...
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I love watching drunk history while drunk.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I fucked up. I pulled 20 bucks from a bank in order to eat some Korean BBQ tonight. They charged me 3 bucks. I walked away then turned around because I actually should have pulled 40 bucks.
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    I had a bad day ans got far too intoxicated at nicks moms birthday. I am hiding and trying not to talk to people. There are mosquitoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I had a bad day ans got far too intoxicated at nicks moms birthday. I am hiding and trying not to talk to people. There are mosquitoes.
    I spilled red wine down the front of my top in front of Todd's parents on his birthday. It was awkward.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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