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    Maybe the people he's harassing forgot to put the handicap placard up. Maybe they have breathing problems (or other problems that are not as noticeable as a wheelchair). I remember Steve both complaining when other people question his handicapped-ness as well as Steve remarking how he has harassed people for parking in a handicap spot (without a placard/special license plate).
    Maybe those people should remember to put up a placard and maybe you should remember to STFU
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I had a handicap placard but didn't renew it because I thought others needed the spots more. Merry Christmas everyone. cr****
    Merry Christmas, Ron! Now that's someone who recognizes the TRUE meaning of Christmas! #IStandWithRon
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Maybe the people he's harassing forgot to put the handicap placard up. Maybe they have breathing problems (or other problems that are not as noticeable as a wheelchair). I remember Steve both complaining when other people question his handicapped-ness as well as Steve remarking how he has harassed people for parking in a handicap spot (without a placard/special license plate).
    I keep a handicap placard in my car for the times when I'm driving my grandpa around, as it's his, and he told me to put it in my car for just such an occasion. One day some guy sped up and parked next to me thinking he was going to bust someone abusing the system as gramps and I were pulling out of a Famous Dave's (classy). The guy looked over like he was trying to see if I was the guy who fucked his wife, and then decided he was barking up the wrong tall schmuck tree. It gives those entitled people with minor back problems something to do year around. You thought giving them workers compensation, pain killers, and handicap placards was going to be enough? AlOhAl.

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    I jacked off this morning before mrs Claus gave me a blow job

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    There's a thread for that.

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    Had he wrote that he got blown by one of the elves before Mrs. Clause gave him said blowjob, that would belong in here.
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    Smooches. =)

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    I smoked my last cigarette until Coachella last night.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I told myself that in september but since moved the date until after Dec. 31. I consider this my new years resolution. Good luck with yours
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I smoked my last cigarette until Coachella last night.
    I took my last acid until Coachella last night. ^5

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Maybe those people should remember to put up a placard and maybe you should remember to STFU
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Had he wrote that he got blown by one of the elves before Mrs. Clause gave him said blowjob, that would belong in here.
    This made me chuckle.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Since last year, I've made a pact with myself involving ending my life early in 2014 if life hadn't improved or become more fulfilling despite my best efforts to change things. I've read up on suicide scenarios and carbon monoxide poisoning in my car with the garage door closed seems easiest. The new year is coming and I have every reason to keep my pact.

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    The earlier the better
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    Quote Originally Posted by kahaha View Post
    Since last year, I've made a pact with myself involving ending my life early in 2014 if life hadn't improved or become more fulfilling despite my best efforts to change things. I've read up on suicide scenarios and carbon monoxide poisoning in my car with the garage door closed seems easiest. The new year is coming and I have every reason to keep my pact.
    get a grip, kid. this isn't even funny as a plea for attention.
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    You wouldn't post that here if you didn't want a certain reaction. What is it you're looking for?

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    It's funny in the sense that he even in suicide he's a failure, considering he read up on suicide scenarios and still picked a dumb one that is most certainly not the "easiest" way out.

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    At least hold on until the lineup comes out.
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    Use a Prius.

    What would be easier? Assuming he doesn't own a gun.
    Last edited by marooko; 12-30-2013 at 06:59 PM.

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    See, if you kill yourself, these jackasses win.

    Don't let them win. Put that haha back in ka.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    At least hold on until the lineup comes out.
    No point since he hates OutKast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Use a Prius.

    What would be easier? Assuming he doesn't own a gun.

    You're right, buying a gun is pretty hard.

    Self imposed quartering, then.

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    One year seems like a short window to turn things around
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    So he'll just sit and wait the ten days. As opposed to just, say, going in to the garage and turning on the car. The way it sounds is that he's got a car and a garage. Maybe he has no rope, a felony, no street hook-ups.

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    I can't get behind the concept of life just spontaneously becoming more fulfilling.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Marooko brings up a good point, though I would counter with maybe who gives a fuck

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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    If you told me that kvnty's posts drove you to this life decision, I wouldn't blame you.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I can guarantee it wasn't me for once.
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    kahaha, if you're in LA, how about I pick you up and we go barhopping? I know all the best dives in Hollywood.
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    I felt the same way after seeing how small the crowds for Blur and Stone Roses were.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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