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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    I stopped watching after season 2 or 3. It's definitely good... it just didn't live up to the hype. Not really the show's fault, though.
    It must be good... People gawk at you like you have been living under a rock if you confess ignorance. Though I gotta admit that the underdog overtone of the terminally ill school teacher turned meth supercook would intrigue me if i did watch much TV.

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    Shit, I'd almost forgotten how full of nice gestures I was when I first joined this menagerie of music minded misfits... Now I barely have time for cheap age-related insults for any of you and I'm lucky to even know what day it is, let alone whether I'm suppposed to party or not.
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    I keep giving Sativa a try even though the quality of the achieved headspace tends to disappoint me a lot more frequently than Indica.
    I gave up on Sativa once I realized I prefer getting stoned in the comforts of my own home. Sativa is good if you're falling asleep at the wheel as you begin your seven hour journey home. Kid tested, mother approved.

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    I gave up on Sativa once I realized I prefer getting stoned in the comforts of my own home. Sativa is good if you're falling asleep at the wheel as you begin your seven hour journey home. Kid tested, mother approved.
    Indeed. Sitting home on labor day weekend Sunday night, the intent was to get sensationally ripped to the point of borderline hallucinatory. T'was one of those disappointing nights.
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    I just watched my brother eat a piece of steak, not knowing that fifteen minutes ago, my cat had clawed open the saran wrap, knocked it to the floor, and taken a bite.
    Last edited by guedita; 09-03-2013 at 07:19 PM.

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    He didn't know or you didn't know? Sloppy sentence there.
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    How the fuck do you suppose the slab of meat got back on the plate, Amy? Sloppy reading comprehension.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I just watched my brother eat a piece of steak, not knowing that fifteen minutes ago, my cat had clawed open the saran wrap, knocked it to the floor, and taken a bite.
    Even if I knew that, it wouldn't bother me much. Have you never eaten in a place in Mexico, Asia, Compton , that probably had food that was even more questionable ? cr****

    Knowing might be worse or more questionable, meaning, Dog On A log in Korea doesn't mean Ball Park Franks but you go for it or you don't ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    How the fuck do you suppose the slab of meat got back on the plate, Amy? Sloppy reading comprehension.
    I'm normally down with knocking Amy's reading comprehension, but your brother could very well have been the one who saw the cat bite the steak and didn't give a shit. That's actually how I interpreted the story: you saw him eat and then he told you that your cat likes steak quite a bit.
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    If she meant that her brother didn't know, she would have said:

    I just watched my brother unknowingly eat a piece of steak

    Which makes her brother sexy like me

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    I just watched my brother unknowingly eat a piece of steak that my cat had, fifteen minutes prior, clawed free from the confines of its saran wrap prison, knocked to the floor, and began to nibble upon.
    Last edited by guedita; 09-03-2013 at 07:23 PM.

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    You're a retard.

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    You're all a bunch of nerds.

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    He didn't...

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    I'd prefer "watched my brother eat a piece of steak that, unbeknownst to him," but that works for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Even if I knew that, it wouldn't bother me much. Have you never eaten in a place in Mexico, Asia, Compton , that probably had food that was even more questionable ? cr****

    Knowing might be worse or more questionable, meaning, Dog On A log in Korea doesn't mean Ball Park Franks but you go for it or you don't ...
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    I feel like a few of my previous teachers would instruct me to split it up into two sentences, but I refuse.

    I've come up with about 10 variations on the sentence in the last hour.

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    I would agree with your previous teachers. Sometimes simplifying is far more effective in conveying your ideas appropriately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I just watched my brother unknowingly eat a piece of steak that my cat had, fifteen minutes prior, clawed free from the confines of its saran wrap prison, knocked to the floor, and began to nibble upon.
    I just watched my brother unknowingly eat a piece of steak that my cat had--fifteen minutes prior--clawed free from the confines of its saran wrap prison, knocked to the floor, and began to nibble upon.
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    That is the correct way. Thank you, thank you.
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    Right -- bland, boring advice from teachers interested typically interested in the regurgitation of information. If I were to develop it into something more substantial, I'd probably stick with the original, confusing sentence and see how long the ambiguity could be teased out.

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    I watched my heedless brother eat my cats leftover dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I just watched my brother unknowingly eat a piece of steak that my cat had--fifteen minutes prior--clawed free from the confines of its saran wrap prison, knocked to the floor, and began to nibble upon.
    "I just almost posted another confession about my cat."

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    I allowed my oblivious brother to eat my cats leftover supper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I just watched my brother unknowingly eat a piece of steak that my cat had--fifteen minutes prior--clawed free from the confines of its saran wrap prison, knocked to the floor, and began to nibble upon.
    I just watched my brother eat a piece of steak that, unbeknownst to him, my cat had clawed free from the confines of its saran wrap prison, knocked to the floor, and began to nibble upon fifteen minutes prior.

    EDIT: Nevermind. As usual, Bmack got it right first.
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    I almost uttered a warning, but realized I'd have to explain the slab's rewrapping and unsuspecting presentation -- besides, he'd already poured half of his freshly refilled prescription into my palm. It was a good, thick steak, charcoal grilled rare, and for all he knew, this was as usual a trade as any.

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    Plus, that 5 minute grilling m brother gave the steak probably killed most of the bacteria my cat was carrying on its claws from the litterbox.
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    Oh, no. The steak had already been cooked. I just sort of, blew air onto the side that had been on the dusty floor and cut away any incriminating tooth marks.

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    I guess you don't like your brother.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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