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    You're really going to sit here and defend Yoko's music? Seriously? You're THAT fucking committed to being an artsy-fartsy jagoff?
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    Have you seen my facial hair?
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    YOKO BROKE UP THE BEATLES BEFORE THEY GOT A CHANCE TO RELEASE ANY CLASSIC MATERIAL. SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
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    Fuck what she did to the Beatles, the stuff she made on her own was just disgusting. Ever seen when John and her were hosting the Mike Douglas show for a week and so Mike decided to make John's big dream come true by having Chuck Berry come on to perform with him? Naturally, that talentless cunt couldn't actually let John just enjoy a moment with his fucking idol.

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    I SAID IT WAS MAY PANG DAMMIT
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    to the kid who stole my macbookpro out of my car last night - the battery over heats and good luck trying to figure out my password protect motha fucka. sad about my music being gone, but i can create all of it again
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    I complained and ate most of the walnut cookies brought home yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Fuck what she did to the Beatles, the stuff she made on her own was just disgusting. Ever seen when John and her were hosting the Mike Douglas show for a week and so Mike decided to make John's big dream come true by having Chuck Berry come on to perform with him? Naturally, that talentless cunt couldn't actually let John just enjoy a moment with his fucking idol.

    If it makes you feel better, it was pretty well known that John was an abusive husband, so I'm sure she got a well deserved beating every now and then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    If it makes you feel better, it was pretty well known that John was an abusive husband, so I'm sure she got a well deserved beating every now and then.
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    No war, just right hooks.
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    I keep stealing milk from the school cafeteria.

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    It is proving difficult to steal some pills from my grandparent's bedside. And I need some to quell the headache that is the constant ignorant racism espoused from these fat fucks.

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    Nevermind. It's nice to bond with (nonracist) cousins.

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    I used Shazam to figure out what band my friend's boyfriend was playing in the car instead of giving him the satisfaction of having me ask. Because he has the most mediocre tastes.
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    I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get luck you ba ba ba da da da la la la I'm up all night badabumbm

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    I jus plucked a grey hair...FROM MY EAR!!!

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    I'm not wearing any pants...

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    That's a confession. When I shit I hear the ocean in my ear. And when I cough I see stars.

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    I woke up 30 minutes late this morning. I didn’t shave and forgot to wash my cock and balls. Not feeling too bad right now.
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    That's fine. When I dont wash my cocknballs and just put deodorant all over it and my gooch and stuff

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    disturbing.
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    If I'm in a rush I have to skip a shower. What's my other option?

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    Been overreaching my self imposed limit of an eighter of pot per week. But it feels so good.
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    There's whiskey in mah coffee.
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    I'm currently watching (and somewhat enjoying) Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. It's grotesquely hypnotic.
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    Is it the scratch & sniff episode?

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    I don't think so. The Learning Channel (lul) is showing a marathon currently.
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    It's build up. Go get a People magazine and you can smell that shit too real soon.

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    I can't believe how much time I have spent on this trial. Guilty manslaughter is what I think will happen. No wonder the defense blew up when the state pulled that one out of their asses cr****
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    I just bought the ugliest piece of furniture I have ever owned in my life, and I don't even care because it's so fucking comfortable. Let the slow slide to mediocre Americana begin.

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