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    11-04-2009, 07:07 AM #1
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    Does ur leg ever go numb when ur taking a $hit?
    My right leg always goes numb when iam sitting down on the toilet seat and taking a $hit. Get really painfull pins and needles in my feet. Any1 else get this?
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    Originally Posted by CharH06
    My right leg always goes numb when iam sitting down on the toilet seat and taking a $hit. Get really painfull pins and needles in my feet. Any1 else get this?

    No, you probably have sciatica brah. You ever herniated a disc? Do you get tingling in your legs and feet when you normally sit down?
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    Originally Posted by CharH06
    My right leg always goes numb when iam sitting down on the toilet seat and taking a $hit. Get really painfull pins and needles in my feet. Any1 else get this?
    I have gotten that before I fixed it by stooping to poop.
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    Originally Posted by Mr.Fab
    No, you probably have sciatica brah. You ever herniated a disc? Do you get tingling in your legs and feet when you normally sit down?
    nope, dont think so. But i usually take like 10+ minutes to take a crap and wipe.
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    My brain gets numb,i have to do so much force for the turd to get out. It's like making heavy leg presses.
    Strong lack of fiber..
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    do you lean forward and put your elbows on your knees? you're prolly just cutting off circulation to the feet.
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    like every time brah, i take super ****s (10 min +) if its quick I wont (few min) it doesnt help i misc from the ****ter
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    Originally Posted by The.Kramer.Misc
    My brain gets numb,i have to do so much force for the turd to get out. It's like making heavy leg presses.
    Strong lack of fiber..
    loosen your butt up with a butt plug of some sort, then the poop will slide out if it stretched I brah :l
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    Originally Posted by Mr.Fab
    No, you probably have sciatica brah. You ever herniated a disc? Do you get tingling in your legs and feet when you normally sit down?
    This is why I get it. It only ever happens when I'm sitting on the can.
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    it means your turd is hitting your prostate...

    tingly legs ftw
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    Originally Posted by CharH06
    nope, dont think so. But i usually take like 10+ minutes to take a crap and wipe.

    As do I, wiping through a jungle of coarse ass hair takes some time. See if your back bothers you at all after long periods of sitting, could be a sign brah.
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    Originally Posted by momo5
    loosen your butt up with a butt plug of some sort, then the poop will slide out if it stretched I brah :l
    I'm getting bloody hole,already.. (seriously)
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    i play guitar while on the crapper (serious) - i thought my right leg went numb because of this
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    Originally Posted by tcatcrawler
    it means your turd is hitting your prostate...

    tingly legs ftw
    I was wondering why i busted all over the floor when that happened

    I thought i was the only one this happend to

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    Lol its not sciatica...its just the toilet seat cutting off circulation at the back of your thigh, and also messing with the nerve...hell I get it when sitting on a regular hard seat if I sit on it too long....feels bad man
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    Originally Posted by JayHen
    do you lean forward and put your elbows on your knees? you're prolly just cutting off circulation to the feet.
    i do this too brah
    11-04-2009, 07:35 AM #18
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    Originally Posted by JayHen
    do you lean forward and put your elbows on your knees? you're prolly just cutting off circulation to the feet.
    THIS....happens to me aswell, u just gotta sit up straight
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    Originally Posted by trifle
    THIS....happens to me aswell, u just gotta sit up straight
    but then the **** stays stuck...and wont come out
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    Both of my feet/lower calves go numb if I sit on the toilet for 20+ mins. But it never happens anywhere else so I think its something to do with my shiitting stance.
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    yeh especially when im dead and hungover cuz i lean on my left quad so my lower left leg will go numb , just adjust ur seating and then continue the poo.
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    Originally Posted by CharH06
    My right leg always goes numb when iam sitting down on the toilet seat and taking a $hit. Get really painfull pins and needles in my feet. Any1 else get this?
    I've had that happen as well. It doesn't seem to matter if you are constipated or not. Generally speaking you end up sitting on the toilet for ten plus minutes at a time, but you only go once a day? If that is the case then you are normal, although some fiber may help (as in you may go twice a day but be on the pot for a shorter length of time.) However you fall into a pretty normal catigory of men.
    A few things to try, a padded seat or cushion. Try not to lean forward or place your arms on your knees. Try to sit back far enough on the seat so that the back of the toilet seat takes some of the weight off of your thighs.

    It is very uncomfortable, and super difficult to stand at first, but it isn't a health risk unless a few factors come into play. If you go to the restroom twice a day and find it hard to poop, I would mix Beni-Fiber with a 12oz glass of OJ twice a day for a full month, then once a day. At first your system will be irregular and if you have to go you have to go, after the first week things should start to level out though.
    If your poop is tar like, hard to wipe, and when you are done it looks like there is an oil slick on the water, you may want to see your dr because it could be a few things that can all lead to complications as you get older and you want to make sure that your body isn't producing too many acids and your iron levels are ok. Also if you have chronic heartburn that could also be causing you to spend a little extra time on the stool because you stomach is over producing acid to break down your food. This happens when your stomach is having trouble breaking down food and can lead to an over active colon and should be corrected as soon as possible.

    Hope this has helped.
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    happens everytime. it's how i know to get off the games and wipe my azz lol.
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    FUAAARKRKK this just happened to me in both legs for mad long.. i fukin hate it
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    This is a a sucky confession but I know I do it. I just read where most people that use a public restroom always take the last stall if possible to avoid any people in the first stalls sitting right next to you. This is the last one you should take for that very reason. It is the Most used, most germs ... cr****
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    I was about 24 the first time I saw one. I still can't get over the guys making the horse sounds with the coconuts. Was it coconuts? Whatever it was, it's just as funny now as it was then.

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    It was. I died on that part, too.
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    ^ for real? I thought they checked temperature and all that jazz?
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