Confessions

[ThatGirl]

Congrats Frizzlefry! It's exciting, but I'm sure having kids is daunting for anyone, even the most stable/financially established person. I wish you all the best.

[algunz]

Fuck, having kids is easy. Anybody can do it. You're screwed frizzle. Trade in the Pontiac for a Quaalude and kiss your tomorrows goodbye.

[getbetter]

No, he said he has a Pontiac.

well at least he has enough money to almost buy his next catalytic converter.

[M Sparks]

I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called out Guedita's name.

What the fuck did you say?

Um, um,

Yeah I know you're hungry, we can eat when you're done.

Phew, close call, glad she doesn't read these boards.

Chances are, you mispronounced it anyway, so you're safe.

[Still-ill]

That's a pretty slick move, but I watched the entire video waiting for denimshorts to fall over and now I feel unsatisfied.

Every time I've re-watched it, it's as if a new drama has been unfolded in front of me, new moves enter my world.

[Hannahrain]

Well. You've pretty fully defined the way I'll picture you from now on.

[Still-ill]

I'm redshirt.

[Hannahrain]

Don't be silly. You're far from expendable.

[Still-ill]

I'm actually writing the script for a basketball movie called Redshirt Freshman. It's coming along well.

[Still-ill]

Starring: Robin Williams and Jonathan Taylor Thomas

[Hannahrain]

I think we're referencing two very different redshirts, unless I'm wrong about how much interstellar war there is in basketball. Which is also possible.

[Still-ill]

Oh, I thought you meant redcoats.

[Hannahrain]

You could probably argue that I did. Residual teen angst makes philosophical redcoats out of all of you on the wrong day.

[guedita]

I ordered two sandwiches for lunch today.

[Santa]

Did you get extra ranch on them?

[algunz]

Fuck, having kids is easy. Anybody can do it. You're screwed frizzle. Trade in the Pontiac for a Quaalude and kiss your tomorrows goodbye.

I just wanted to clarify that I was being sarcastic. I was a bit punchy yesterday.

Congratulations, Frizzle. I'm sure you will be a great dad.

[guedita]

I don't ranch my sandwiches.

[Santa]

You're weird.

[guedita]

Mayonaise. Fatty, fatty mayonaise.

[Santa]

Well now you're all american.

[ThatGirl]

I don't ranch my sandwiches.

Why not? I use it instead of mayo all the time.

[guedita]

Why not? I use it instead of mayo all the time.

For one, because I am way more awesome than you.

[ThatGirl]

For one, because I am way more awesome than you.

But ranch is way more awesome than mayo.

[guedita]

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. Well, except for the response responding that I will not respond.

[bmack86]

But ranch is way more awesome than mayo.

She's put you in a tough spot, Cara.

[guedita]

NOW I'M ANGRY ABOUT SANDWICHES

[Santa]

Let's move away from the topic of condiments and go to bread - did you go white, wheat or rye? Perhaps the Jalepeno Cheddar roll?


I must admit I am a sucker for foccacia.

[guedita]

Dutch Crunch Motherfucker.

[Santa]

That's a little too bold for my taste.

[guedita]

I had no intention of sharing my sandwich with you so calm down.