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    you have your own driveways? Cuuuuuuute
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I used my kid as an excuse to leave work at noon today so I can go to an interview. My kids are grown ups now, I don't think I will be able to use them as an excuse much longer. I might have to get an imaginary pet.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    start having "panic attacks"
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I feel nothing for Halloween anymore.

    We used to be close.
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    Can I be in a great mood because I don't have an upcoming jail date?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Stephanie came home late last night and mentioned when she walked in that there were a lot of bunnies on our front lawn. This morning, as I was backing out, I noticed a dead bunny on her side of the driveway.
    Aww that sucks. We have tons of bunnies in our neighborhood too, they do get run over easily.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    My mom live in Lakewood, NJ. Normally she'd be at practically no risk for flooding but with this storm and the fact that she lives right next to a giant drainage ditch for her planned community that turns into a lake which sometimes reaches all the way up to her back door even just during a hard rain, it seems pretty inevitable that sh'ell have to be evacuated soon. There's a bunch of other old bags there in her community and they're all keeping tabs on each other, making sure everyone stays safe. Last communique I had from her was just "boy you kids don't know what you're missing out there, this is great. I'm going to bake another dozen cookies and watch this town sink. =)"

    The confession is: there's a part of me that would really like it if she didn't survive.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I'm pretty sure I have romantic feelings for Alexander Pushkin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    I went into the Girls Only Thread today. They have John Hamm, Matt Damon, and Paul Rudd, it was awesome.
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    What do you mean "they have" those men? I'm too chicken to look for myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    What do you mean "they have" those men? I'm too chicken to look for myself
    It's not as daunting as it sounds. Come over to the dark side.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I'd like to think of us as the bright side.

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    I have never had a STD. I am so lucky considering some of the gals I have been with ...... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Instead of going to work yesterday I went over to my friend's house and drank pina coladas and jello shots and played Mario Party all day with her daughter who was playing hooky from school.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    FUCK YES! which mario party? i'm starting to warm up to 9.
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    Mario Party on Nintendo 64 - O.G. SHIT!

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    Every ones needs to do a threesome just to say it....... It NEVER works out .... just saying ... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    I had sex while on the phone. I need to quit drinking.... cr****
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    Barf.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Barf.
    I agree's,that's way it is a confession m cr****
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    Can you stick to concert experiences, Ron.

    Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's 04/26/15
    Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
    The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
    Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14


    Last.fm
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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Or singer-racism.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    Ron, you're meandering into Brokendoll TMI territory.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I'm pretty sure I have romantic feelings for Alexander Pushkin.
    I have a bromance for Pushkin..loved all his short stories
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I'm being forced to really consider how I truly feel about our death penalty.

    I'm also secretly rooting for romney boy

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    My boss finally showed up and I am too chicken shit to go in and tell him I am quitting. I am waiting until it's almost time for me to leave, so I don't have to sit here getting glared at.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    let us tell him for you

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    OK, I will conference call you all in, that way I can avoid puking on his shoes or crying like a baby. Ugh, I need to grow a fucking back bone.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Just feel happy that you don't have to take their abuse anymore.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    smart girl, waiting until the end of the day. don't forget to be nice and say thank you for the opportunity. just think of how good you'll feel after!!!
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