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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    did the patented goodbye forever cheek death kiss a half hour ago
    Was it before or just after they passed?
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    has to be before. You got to feel like you are controlling something. That's part of the whole thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    has to be before. You got to feel like you are controlling something. That's part of the whole thing.
    For what it's worth I'm sorry.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    don't be, it was a long time coming. All for the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I just bought a copy of Cookin' With Coolio.
    and?
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I was sketching a cutaway pattern for a silver baby spoon which I will fabricate with my personal torch that belongs to me. What were you doing? I bet it was something with collating. I bet you don't even have your own torch.
    I was making my own yellow ochre chalk paint for my Jackie Evancho fan art
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    A client came into our office, and I had to assist him.
    The man had a bad case of dragon breath, and it took every part of me to hold down the urge to throw up.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    A client came into our office, and I had to assist him.
    The man had a bad case of dragon breath, and it took every part of me to hold down the urge to throw up.
    This confession would be better if you were the client with dragon breath revealing that you deliberately stand close to people when talking to them with your malodorous breath so you can wreak havoc on their olfactory senses.
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    I like the Coachella package they sent out this year. we now all have a snail.....cr****
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    Yale Game Theory 101: If we buy his product he will remove his foul breath from our offices

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    stupids

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    I've been weirdly obsessed with eating these Cheetos Salsa & Queso for the past several days at work. And yes, if you were wondering, I've managed typing with 8 fingers.

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    My first night of living in Beijing i went to the store and bought a coke and a bag of Cheetos. When i got home i discovered to my horror that the Cheetos were prawn flavored. I then found out Chinese don't eat dairy so there weren't any cheese-flavored Cheetos.
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I dutch oven'd my roommate's cat. Again.
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    Wasn't the meat a bit dry after that, though? I prefer to roast my felines only once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    I've been weirdly obsessed with eating these Cheetos Salsa & Queso for the past several days at work. And yes, if you were wondering, I've managed typing with 8 fingers.
    I eat popcorn with chopsticks to avoid getting my hands greasy while reading or working. I'm sure it'd work for your considerably less respectable snack.

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    Yup, chopsticks are great for messy junkfood
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    I went to a staff meeting today without realizing that there were tiny kale chips remnants stuck all across my chest.

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    Unless you're a very recent addition to the staff I'm sure they all know what to expect from you already. Why change yourself to exceed their expectations when you're already able to keep a job and a life at your current level of slovenliness?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I eat popcorn with chopsticks...
    ECCENTRIC: BY DEFAULT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Unless you're a very recent addition to the staff I'm sure they all know what to expect from you already. Why change yourself to exceed their expectations when you're already able to keep a job and a life at your current level of slovenliness?
    Agreed. I also lobbied for us to screen Alvin and the Chipmunks - A Chipmunk Christmas at the end of the semester commencement party. And then suggested that we go to a chicken and waffles joint for our Christmas lunch.

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    It hit me today that I would never own a train set, and I started to cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    It hit me today that I would never own a train set, and I started to cry.
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    I confess. I'm a total bro.... fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bananahambone View Post
    I confess. I'm a total bro-fuck.
    That's a confession.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I just bought a copy of Cookin' With Coolio.
    This was the subject of a Jeopardy question tonight. I love that one of the shrimp recipes is called, "Getting hard in here".
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    I recently ate at a restaurant where the service I received was so poor, that I actually left no tip at all. It's the first time I have ever left anything less than 15-20%, and even though it was entirely warranted, I still feel super guilty about it.

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    you know, this is why I love being American. show me another people who would make this kind of statement

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    Where was it? I'm deeply curious about the suckitude.
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    I was a creeper and did an extra 20 minutes of cardio today because I wanted to keep watching a woman work out.

    She's stored in my brain for later.

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    I was at the local coffee house and this 9.5 walks in. I make eye contact and go to speak with her and she sounds and looks like a 15 year old. and im thinking the future is hell

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