Confessions

[VigoTheCarpathian]

[miscorrections]

Trust you to find the least funny contribution possible.

[SoulDischarge]

Oh, no, Corinna, see, the joke is that, well, they're both made of rubber, and that . . . fine, nuke the site from orbit.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

pea brains. neither of you deserve the wit and charm of myself

[amyzzz]

bug

[VigoTheCarpathian]

oh yeah, everyone loves the bug

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I miss hannah

[VigoTheCarpathian]

where is that lady

[VigoTheCarpathian]

that's my confession

[amyzzz]

I need Hannah to come up with a craft for my daughter to do.

[bug on your lip]

i bet Hannah is doing something incredibly boring right now

[canexplain]

Ron, eating too many limes like that could really fuck up the enamel on your teeth. Something to be concerned about, especially since you're older and they'll be weaker and more porous as is. If you don't have teeth, how are you gonna get women to have sex with you on the open cargo bay of a flying jet?

Yea tnx I know about the enamel thing. I also eat crystal light right from the package (sort of like Lick-A-Maid, love that name). I have most my teeth so I do think about it. Geez if that was my only "sin" I'd be ok Here's a confession: Just got back from BestBuy and got me a 3D, smart, wireless, yadda Blu ray player from my living room tv. Thing is I watch that tv just a couple of times a week maybe. Oh well, better that than leave it to the kids hehehhehhe.... cr****

[TomAz]

I have most my teeth

key take-away from today's presentation.

[amyzzz]

Ron just seems like a caricature at this point. I have to meet him to make sure he is real and not some sort of made-up phantom like Tom Cruise.

[canexplain]

key take-away from today's presentation.

Hi Tom......... You might remember a post or so about me getting trashed and pulling my BACK teeth. When I smile you can't tell I don't have all 32?.... Since I quit drinking, I better not get a tooth ache haha...... cr****

[amyzzz]

You got really drunk and pulled out your teeth??

[canexplain]

You got really drunk and pulled out your teeth??

Sure more than a couple of times. It's a wonder what a fifth of tequila can do. If they were any front teeth I wouldn't cuz it would have to have a new tooth anyway. A dentist does nothing really different. BTW, I do exist and will be by your side of the US after the trip to the Bridge show. I'll wave just so wave back cr****

[SoulDischarge]

cr*** with the best confession in at least 20 pages. Y'all should be ashamed.

[amyzzz]

[psychic friend]

i over exceeded my over exceeded contact lens wear.

[amyzzz]

...and your eyeball fell out?

[fatbastard]

I didn't even know she wore glasses.

[canexplain]

cr*** with the best confession in at least 20 pages. Y'all should be ashamed.

And I thought my confession about being with 5 prostitutes in one night much more confessional. I must be getting boring ..... cr****

[psychic friend]

...and your eyeball fell out?

no but i have to put drops in and I can not wear contacts for two weeks, nor would I want to, it is not pleasant right now.

I didn't even know she wore glasses.

i never do, that's the issue. lol i wear my contacts far far far far beyond the prescribed time.

[canexplain]

I wonder with operations and contacts if one day, glasses will go the dodo bird way or are there certain advantages to glasses that might never go away. Told you I was boring cr****

[canexplain]

Here is a confession. I would give most anything I have away to someone if they needed it. In turn, please don't give me anything. It's self serving because I don't want to ask/owe anyone for anything. Just me but to get down to a day to day example: After the time I have been on the board, I think I need a new title under my name and not a generic. That brings us too, I guess I have to pm PF and ask her if she might do that. It's like a favor which goes back to the beginning of this ditty. Guess I will. Wish me luck. cr****

[Hannahrain]

i bet Hannah is doing something incredibly boring right now

I was sketching a cutaway pattern for a silver baby spoon which I will fabricate with my personal torch that belongs to me. What were you doing? I bet it was something with collating. I bet you don't even have your own torch.

[ThatGirl]

no but i have to put drops in and I can not wear contacts for two weeks, nor would I want to, it is not pleasant.

If I wear my contacts for too long, I have a blood vessel that sometimes acts up and bursts in my left eye, and then I'm literally bleeding out of my eyes. It's kind of terrifying but pretty harmless. But I use refresher drops all the time because I also over- wear.

[Hannahrain]

I just bought a copy of Cookin' With Coolio.

[lehorne]

did the patented goodbye forever cheek death kiss a half hour ago