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    I went skinny dipping for the first time in my life tonight. Single life is not so bad.
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    I hate helping other people out, especially when they always ask cause they're family. Fuck!
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    Everything you say makes me want to shove a funnel down your throat and pour period blood inside you. Good day.
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    Bitch, you don't know what that fucking word means either. Now drop and suck.

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    Main reason I have never owned a pickup truck.

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    I used the word 'notwithstanding' in a text message to a board member this weekend. I wasn't even trying to.
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    Not much of one, but would totally try and hit on all the single women of the board IRL
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    Thinking about this some more it seems quite clear to me that they are going to add Daft Punk at the very last minute; that they've planned it that way all along and the late add will be a huge publicity stunt that will benefit both GV/the Coachella brand and DP. It's been there from the beginning.. the weak Britpop headliners Friday; the rumors that DP was gonna play, that it was a done deal, then all of a sudden 'oops, no, not gonna happen'; and now the new album. It's all so obvious.

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    Give us the real confession: Which female board member would you approach first.

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    This should be interesting!
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    The mom
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    Too drunk last night, but to answer the question probably Barb
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    Thinking about this some more it seems quite clear to me that they are going to add Daft Punk at the very last minute; that they've planned it that way all along and the late add will be a huge publicity stunt that will benefit both GV/the Coachella brand and DP. It's been there from the beginning.. the weak Britpop headliners Friday; the rumors that DP was gonna play, that it was a done deal, then all of a sudden 'oops, no, not gonna happen'; and now the new album. It's all so obvious.

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    ... I know I've asked this before but you're SURE you're not gay?
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    "This song is about deep, passionate love..."

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    I paid $1.00 to win disposable underwear from a claw machine at a bar today.
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    I'll pay $20 to sniff them after you have worn them.

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    I really wanted the bottle of Tums but I figured the claw wouldn't be strong enough to pick it up.
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    I click on and watch all the Yahoo cute cat videos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    I'll pay $20 to sniff them after you have worn them.
    They're disposable. Eat them.

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    I hate people who don't return a "good morning" when walking down the street.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    They're disposable. Eat them.
    Only if you're there to force me.

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    Didn't go to work today. Eating chicken wings and watching Maury in my pajamas.
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    I suffer from hyperhidirosis.
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    Didn't go to work today. Eating chicken wings and watching Maury in my pajamas.
    This sounds amazing right now.
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    Just found out that one of my best friends got engaged. Too bad I found out over Facebook instead of from her. I mean, I'm happy for her and everything, but it I confess it kind of sucks finding out through social media instead of in person, especially with such a huge life decision like getting married.


    EDIT: She just texted me. Turns out her FB was hacked. She isn't really engaged.
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    do you have other issues with this person?

    the reason i ask is i recently found out the exact same thing of a best friend and wasn't bothered at all by finding out on facebook. i texted her and we started talking about the whole thing in a happy manner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    do you have other issues with this person?

    the reason i ask is i recently found out the exact same thing of a best friend and wasn't bothered at all by finding out on facebook. i texted her and we started talking about the whole thing in a happy manner.
    She got hacked, apparently.
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    This is one of my big problems with facebook, it's now cut out the need to have actual conversations. I have had people get mad at me for not responding to their major news announcements on facebook. If they are that major they can call/text me to let me know. If I somehow miss it in their news feed because I don't live on facebook then oh well.

    My nose and face are so sunburned and swollen that I have been told I look like I got collogen injections.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    She got hacked, apparently.
    ah, weird then. that makes more sense as to why you were stunned. in my case, the couple have lived together awhile and have contemplated marriage so it wasn't a huge shocker or anything. if not, i prolly would have felt weird about it like you did.

    i actually like facebook for big announcements. i won't get mad if people miss them, but it sure is nice to say "HI EVERYONE, I'M BROKEN UP AND SINGLE AGAIN" in one swoop rather than having to have that awkward conversation with everyone i see. it's also nice for some of my health woes. my friends far away can still keep tabs on what's happening, even though we can't talk daily. but it's silly to get mad at people for not reading facebook.
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    When I got engaged many of my friends and some extended family found out through Facebook. I know at least one of my best friends found out through Facebook which I can assure you was not out of anything near malice; just a simple oversight. I can say for certain that at no time did I think "I don't want to tell _______ myself because they are not important enough to me."

    There's a lot of people to tell. We had to call/Skype parents, siblings, grandparents, etc. None of these people live close. I don't particularly like talking on the phone and for most of my friends having me call them is rare and therefore a little weird (or at least it feels weird for me). Time zones also complicate things and it feels weird to say "don't talk to anyone about this yet; we'll announce it soon" over and over and eventually we gave in and posted on Facebook (and emailed Facebook holdouts).
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    I can understand all of that. Telling like 200 people in person about getting engaged sounds like a pain in the ass, so that is where FB would come in handy. I was only shocked at the thought of finding out through FB because my friend is like a sister to me, and she tells me almost everything about her relationships as soon as they happen. Of course, she doesn't tell me EVERYTHING but she does keep me informed on major stuff that happens.
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    I confess that I do not have a facebook.
    I confess that I am totally ok with not having a facebook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    When I got engaged many of my friends and some extended family found out through Facebook. I know at least one of my best friends found out through Facebook which I can assure you was not out of anything near malice; just a simple oversight. I can say for certain that at no time did I think "I don't want to tell _______ myself because they are not important enough to me."

    There's a lot of people to tell. We had to call/Skype parents, siblings, grandparents, etc. None of these people live close. I don't particularly like talking on the phone and for most of my friends having me call them is rare and therefore a little weird (or at least it feels weird for me). Time zones also complicate things and it feels weird to say "don't talk to anyone about this yet; we'll announce it soon" over and over and eventually we gave in and posted on Facebook (and emailed Facebook holdouts).
    I KNEW BEFORE THE FACEBOOK PEOPLE!

    Also, I announced my engagement over facebook (after calling parents and siblings). Just easier...and I was too excited to wait. And drunk.
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