Confessions

[Pixiessp]

But then again you're also super awesome. So there's that.

You're the bestest.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Ok, but you didn't say, "I like C cup boobs." You said, "I'm the happiest with girls that have 34/36Cs."

First, 34/36C is a lot more specific than just C-cup. Second, you didn't say like as in physically attracted to, you said you are the happiest with, as in that specific boob size is a significant contributing factor in your happiness in a relationship. Or at least, that's what it sounded like you were trying to say. Which is ridiculous.

I understand women who say "I like guys who are taller than me" or something like that. But to indicate a very small specific range as detailed as 6'2" to 6'3" is trivial and honestly if that is what you focus on when trying to find someone to be with then you're focusing on all the wrong things.

I meant happiest as in preference. If I meant happiness as in that's what I based the relationship on (which isn't what I meant), then yes that would be crazy. Sorry for the confusion. Let me restate:
I prefer C cup breasts on women. 34-36 C is my specific preference. Better?

[Mugwog]

I meant happiest as in preference. If I meant happiness as in that's what I based the relationship on (which isn't what I meant), then yes that would be crazy. Sorry for the confusion. Let me restate:
I prefer C cup breasts on women. 34-36 C is my specific preference. Better?

All titties are good titties as long as they have nipples.

[nathanfairchild]

what an odd derail.

[locachica73]

I actually prefer C cups myself. I get boob envy quite often when the women of this board post pictures.

I think all men say 34-36 because they don't quite grasp that the numbers go higher and lower. It's just not all that common. Most women fall in the 34-36 range.

Nick finally was away from the new chick long enough last night to start texting me to tell me how much he doesn't hate me, and how his best memories were spent with me. In return I pretty much called him a lying man whore, then apologized for being mean. I need lessons on being mean and not saying I am sorry after.

[guedita]

You shouldn't be responding to texts he sends you at all.

[locachica73]

I told him not to text me again, that I wasn't ready. I swear men have some sort of radar. Oh, she hasn't cried today, I should fuck that all up! He did agree to deposit some money into my account though for me trip to the beach. So that was at least a plus.

I am back to wishing I could like vagina.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Audra: if you have a smart phone, see if you can download a blacklist app and block his number from going through.

[Robin]

I'm not as attracted to small-breasted women.

But what if she has a..... nice personality?

[Robin]

I actually prefer C cups myself. I get boob envy quite often when the women of this board post pictures.

I think all men say 34-36 because they don't quite grasp that the numbers go higher and lower. It's just not all that common. Most women fall in the 34-36 range.

Nick finally was away from the new chick long enough last night to start texting me to tell me how much he doesn't hate me, and how his best memories were spent with me. In return I pretty much called him a lying man whore, then apologized for being mean. I need lessons on being mean and not saying I am sorry after.

You should start sending him ridiculously dirty text messages when you know he's with the new chick.

[locachica73]

You should start sending him ridiculously dirty text messages when you know he's with the new chick.

I actually thought about that, then say something like... ooops, wrong number. There is a mean girl somewhere deep down, I just can't seem to bring her out. Which I am ok with, I would hate to have him turn me into a mean girl.

Confession: Last night I got seriously aroused watching Julia Stiles beat the fuck out of a dude with a flashlight. My mojo isn't dead, just a little twisted.

[SoulDischarge]

But what if she has a..... nice personality?

If she truly had a nice personality, she would be considerate to others, which would mean she would make sure her breasts were pleasing to look at. Amiriteguize? Titties.

[captncrzy]

You shouldn't be responding to texts he sends you at all.

This.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

But what if she has a..... nice personality?

*puts on sunglasses*

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[JorgeC]

My confession is that in my head, Kirsten Dunst and Julia Stiles are pretty much the same person.

whichever one it was, i loved her in Sweet Home Alabama.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

All white blond girls are the same person

[amyzzz]

I don't see the resemblance in any of those three. Kirsten does have great boobs though. That's the big pay-off in Melancholia (although I loved the movie).

[Somewhat Damaged]

I don't see the resemblance in any of those three. Kirsten does have great boobs though. That's the big pay-off in Melancholia (although I loved the movie).

That's what made the bitch talking on the phone all the more aggravating. Don't distract me from ogling titties.

[amyzzz]

YES. I know. She had awful timing.

[locachica73]

I am adding this movie to my netflix just so I can ogle titties.

[amyzzz]

You may need to fast forward.

[locachica73]

I can't do that till I figure out how to program my fucking remote. I need a man to work my electronic devices apparently.

[amyzzz]

Borrow someone's computer and search youtube for that scene or something. I'm afraid the movie would not be your thing. My brother hated it.

[Courtney]

It's on Netflix Instant, but it's more a cerebral film than a titties ogling film.

[nathanfairchild]

music was good. but yes, it's extremely boring.

[locachica73]

OK, nevermind then, there are plenty of other ways to ogle boobies. I just really like saying ogle boobies.

Also, I can't do netflix instant because my computer is a paper weight and I have no internet in my house. I even have to get up to turn off my tv. It's like the 70's in my place.

[Robin]

Best one I can find on google images. :/

[BROKENDOLL]

I believe the Peach cobbler and masturbation go together hand in hand sir.

Messy, but who doesn't like whip cream on their cobbler?

Loca, you should fuck his brother. That would be the ultimate in break up/angry/revenge sex EVER. You both would probably have the best fucks of your lives.

I was gonna suggest the very same thing... And, for those texts he's sending you? Respond back as if you're responding to his twin...e.g. "Oh, I know you don't hate me, _____. We can always make more memories. Just don't tell Nick."

In my mind, I'm thinking that Nick's twin is named Knack...

[BROKENDOLL]

I can't do that till I figure out how to program my fucking remote. I need a man to work my electronic devices apparently.

If you're not ready to bother with men just yet, use battery operated devices instead. -

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Confession: a customer just caught me starting at another customer's ass while I was at work today.

In my defense, she was cute and was wearing yoga pants. Mmmmm