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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I drove a car for awhile that had a rag stuffed into the gas tank since I didn't have the cap... I may have gotten it stolen for not tipping the pumper dude.
    Bastards! Do you know how hard it is to find a replacement rag? :P

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    Seriously. Shut up already.

    I cheated on my diet today, and I can't tell Jacob.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    There's a "Boring Shit About Your Life" thread for conversations like this.
    Well then go on and give us a real confession.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Don't most gas caps have a little plastic thing that attaches them to the car? At least, my car does, and so do most of the rentals I have driven.
    new ford's don't even have gas caps now. courtney's mind...blown.

    in my 18 years of driving i have never used the full service lane, i don't even see them anywhere now. they still exist in some parts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    if they didn't tip us to steal their gas cap. .
    When I delivered pizza we had a list of regulars on our wall who were non tippers. Whenever we got an order for them we would take the pizza, drive around the block, pick up another order and deliver that then take the non tippers pizza to them. I had one guy whose total was like $58.95 and he asked for a one back. I went back that night and used a slingshot to shoot a nickel through his front window!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    new ford's don't even have gas caps now. courtney's mind...blown.

    in my 18 years of driving i have never used the full service lane, i don't even see them anywhere now. they still exist in some parts?
    They do in my neck of the woods. My grandma wouldn't know what to do if she had to pump her own gas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    in my 18 years of driving i have never used the full service lane, i don't even see them anywhere now. they still exist in some parts?
    It's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey.

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    Even in CA there are some joints with Full Service sides I see in ritzy neighborhoods.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    A nickel through the front window. That's cold, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I cheated on my diet today, and I can't tell Jacob.
    Oh, amy. Good thing I feel like being nice today.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    My very first car was a 1987 Volvo station wagon (which ruled)
    Oh, courtney. Good thing I feel like being nice today.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I'll fill in, Tom.

    So Amy, you can't tell your fat husband that you cheated on your diet or... what? He'll beat you some more? Is there any chance he might beat some fat off of you?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Hey, there is NOTHING wrong with a Volvo. I drove a 1988 sedan for many years. I will always miss that car.

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    My first car was an 88 Acura Legend with 22_,_ _ _ miles on it. I bought it for 500 bucks, drove it to FL and back then set it on fire a month after buying it.
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    first car.. 68 bug I think. worked all summer to buy a car. $900. got license on my 16th birthday.. totaled it 6 months later. meh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    My first car was an 88 Acura Legend with 22_,_ _ _ miles on it. I bought it for 500 bucks, drove it to FL and back then set it on fire a month after buying it.
    why the hell would you set fire to your car?
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    You little cock sucker, menikmati. This is a fucking violation of compliance and you will fucking pay, you little pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caeden View Post
    why the hell would you set fire to your car?
    The tranny was slipping and at the time I couldn't afford to fix it. We were at an outdoor kegger on a dead end road with a bonfire. Trying to amuse myself and others I guess, was a fresh 17 and really intoxicated.
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    sadly, this is pretty much how i figured it would be
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    You little cock sucker, menikmati. This is a fucking violation of compliance and you will fucking pay, you little pig.

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    I'm currently watching So You Think You Can Dance

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    Me too

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    You two should hop on Tinychat and watch me beat off to pictures of you instead
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    ... and, then, that happened.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    You two should hop on Tinychat and watch me beat off to pictures of you instead
    I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW!

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    The iron smell in blood makes my mouth water....Watch my fangs emerge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    The iron smell in blood makes my mouth water....Watch my fangs emerge
    That's a very interesting way of putting it.

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    Okay, I don't have fangs, but blood certainly doesn't bother me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    first car.. 68 bug I think. worked all summer to buy a car. $900. got license on my 16th birthday.. totaled it 6 months later. meh
    I also had a 68 bug as a first car. I got it for $350 and it was a pile of shit. It eventually broke down along side the road and someone stole it, towed it 15 miles away and stripped it for parts.

    I confess, I still play the slug bug game, it's the only time I can punch people, and I like it.
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    my wife is planning on buying an old bug soon for a little fun car and to go back and forth to work. we have been experimenting with being a one car family the last 9 months after the leases on both of our cars were up last september. i drive her to and from work each day now, which is nearby, but lately there have been issues with my health where by 5pm i am so worn out and feeling so shitty that i am unable to pick her up and she ends up catching a ride home with a co-worker. she's over it, haha. yay for her selling a couple houses last month, so no problem dropping the cash on an old beetle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    yay for her selling a couple houses last month, so no problem dropping the cash on an old beetle.

    fuck yeah if she sold houses in OC! Probably not the easiest market anymore, real estate.

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    Get a TDI Bug and save on gas
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