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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    Your hair generates negative attention. If you present yourself as a joke, dont be disappointed or surprised by the result. Sorry man, cruel but true. We've never met, but I would have a really hard time taking you at all seriously. You look retarded.

    I guess I should confess something. I pissed my pants walking home a few months ago. Really just had to go for some reason. Wasn't drunk in the least.
    Trust me, there's an art to looking like a complete asshole and still maintaining respect, love and affection from all that i've been able to pull off pretty well.
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    Okay, I'll bite. Lee, are you speaking of respecting you in regards to professional/career interests? I've only seen you a few times (and at Coachella, where none of us looks our best), but from most pictures of you I've seen, you look a bit unkempt. I think it's a combination of the 'fro, not being clean shaven, and wearing clothes that don't fit well or look sloppy.

    There's kind of a principle that if something about you is a little wild looking, you have to go more clean-cut with the rest of yourself. Does that make sense? Whether it's for work or dates or whatever, you'd probably benefit from looking more polished to balance out your crazy hair.


    PS this wasn't intended to sound judgmental - I go about with crazy hair and sloppy clothes most of the time. But when it's important for work (or good first impressions in general), I make sure I look very polished OR tame my hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    I'm not supposed to tell anyone this, but I'm going to be in a Flashmob.
    I always wanted to try that.

    Someone has to make a "flash mob thread" for Coachella(s) 2012.

    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    I guess I should confess something. I pissed my pants walking home a few months ago. Really just had to go for some reason. Wasn't drunk in the least.
    OK, someone else MUST put his "peeing in pants" story!
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'dDoItAllAgain View Post
    OK, someone else MUST put his "peeing in pants" story!


    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    There was a busy road on my left, and a tall fence on my right (golf course). It was cold - you know how you suddenly have to go badly when its cold out? If i'd stopped to pee, people would have noticed. So i just kept walking. It was kind of freeing, really. Felt like childhood.
    He did one page ago.
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    That's why I said someone else.

    Moar peeing in pants stories plz.

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    The reason he was confused is because what you wrote was incoherent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    What is wrong with eating something that was in your bra? Stuff falls down there all the time for me. If I'm alone, I'll totally pick it out and eat it anyway.

    Maybe that's not something I should admit. But you all probably already know that I'm a big klutz.
    i once woke up, took off my tank top & a hundred dollars in small bills fell out.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Yeah, I don't think you're a klutz, Courtney. Just well-endowed.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I rolled my dog's head up in the window today. On purpose.
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    I stopped at starbucks this morning and got coffee and coffee cake, as I was waiting for them to make my latte I was eating my coffee cake and some crumbs fell down my shirt, I reached in, grabbed the crumbs and ate them. Then I realized that people could actually see me. I hate when I forget that I am not invisible.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    ^ Not only that, they could've been FILMING YOU.

    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    The reason he was confused is because what you wrote was incoherent.
    True.


    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I rolled my dog's head up in the window today. On purpose.
    Lulz.

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    Oh well, I have done far more embarrassing things in public.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I stopped at starbucks this morning and got coffee and coffee cake, as I was waiting for them to make my latte I was eating my coffee cake and some crumbs fell down my shirt, I reached in, grabbed the crumbs and ate them. Then I realized that people could actually see me. I hate when I forget that I am not invisible.
    And you said this doesn't happen.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    I know, it usually doesn't, but I usually don't eat while standing up, when I sit and eat my food always lands in my lap. It actually made me feel like I had some cleavage... That never happens.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I'm drinking white wine out of a pint glass(pbdnbd) and playing video games instead of going out and being social tonight.

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    Put that cowboy hat on and get out there!

    Which games are you playing anyways?

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    That's ok, Warren. I bailed on a birthday party to eat rice and drink peach vodka and watch Mad Men at home. Although I do have to be up at 8 to meet the 'rents for a mini-trip, but still.
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    Did I mention I'm sitting in my underwear? I'm just playing Black Ops. No SC2 for me!

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    It's ok, I am also in my underpants. There's nothing wrong with underdressed home drinking.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I was in my boxers till about 6 today which is when my sister told me to put some clothes on cause I looked gross. I didn't have plans tonight, so I'm gaming too (surprising).

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    I'm wearing pants. I feel so out of place.
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    At 11pm last night I threw my coachella camping bag in my jeep and drove north with no particular destination in mind. Five hours later I drove down a creek bed and set up camp in the forest. I also just "marked" the the area around my tent when I became worried about bears. I had no idea I could carry on a stream for that long while walking.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    I'm worried I'm in over my head with this Flashmob. We finished learning the choreography last night, except for the ending, and it's tough. We dance for about 5 mins total and some of the moves are really tough. I don't want to look like an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Oh well, I have done far more embarrassing things in public.
    Words to live by for all of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    At 11pm last night I threw my coachella camping bag in my jeep and drove north with no particular destination in mind. Five hours later I drove down a creek bed and set up camp in the forest. I also just "marked" the the area around my tent when I became worried about bears. I had no idea I could carry on a stream for that long while walking.
    I miss being able to do that.








    The driving for five hours. Not the marking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    I'm worried I'm in over my head with this Flashmob. We finished learning the choreography last night, except for the ending, and it's tough. We dance for about 5 mins total and some of the moves are really tough. I don't want to look like an idiot.
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    The Tinychat password is coache11a

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    I can also come early and help set up ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I miss being able to do that.









    The driving for five hours. Not the marking.


    If I cannot contain my laughter when we meet, remember you planted that mental image.

    My best memories of the big island were made with only a jeep, a tent, and a map. 5 hour drives were the daily norm. On Oahu I think it took us five or six hours to Kaillua on scooters. Hwy 61 on a rental scooter across the peak is a near death experience.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i once woke up, took off my tank top & a hundred dollars in small bills fell out.
    Gulp
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    OMG I love you. That totally made my morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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