Confessions

[Alejo]

I confess that Ive been a Lurker for 5 years now.

[Coachellian]

i have a taboo date next week

[lindseyb]

taboo, as in the board game?

[york707]

I think he means he has a date with his 12-year old nephew.

[Balthazar B]

Today I puked...

and called in crook as a chook.

[york707]

Hi. I'm the confessions thread.

[kimery08]

i confess that i drink more than i should but will deny it for as long as i can.

[blakely]

ive always wanted a "happy ending" form a massage parlor....

[lindseyb]

i'm dreading being the maid of honor in a friend's wedding. i can't stand the groom and i think they are idiots for getting married so fast.

[amyzzz]

I resented a friend of mine for NOT choosing me as one of her 6 or so bridesmaids, and I don't really speak to her anymore. It's been 7 years anyway.

[DeltaSigChi4]

CONFESSION: I have an erection right now.

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[chairmenmeow47]

i cried today my office buddy of three years left today

i'm happy for him, he gets to be a studio engineer at this new place in mesa that's being built and he'll make more money than he does here, but i miss him already

[york707]

I've never understood how upset some girls get over not being asked to be a bridesmaid and how it can ruin friendships. Seriously.

[judila]

I'm in a really pissy mood and I just might kill someone at work today...

[TomAz]

me too. let's have a death battle.

[amyzzz]

I've never understood how upset some girls get over not being asked to be a bridesmaid and how it can ruin friendships. Seriously.

I don't know if it was that specifically so much as this particular friend having way too many other friends and no time to spend with me. I'm rather possessive. That may have been the final straw.

[judila]

me too. let's have a death battle.

First one to kill a co-worker wins?

[TomAz]

you're on.

[Tylerdurden31]

I want it to snow 6 feet where I am so I can stay at my house this weekend and have some "me" time

[caco0283]

I'm going to spend Valentine's day alone, and I'm happy about that

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

I want it to snow 6 feet where I am so I can stay at my house this weekend and have some "me" time

Is "me time" a euphemism for the only love that counts - the love between a man and his downloaded mpegs?

Just askin'...

[kimery08]

i really dislike valentines day.








but ask me again next year just in case im with someone.

[sonofhal]

Old confession.

A few years back, my then band was doing a gig with a band who turned out to be a bunch of rude little shits. While they were soundchecking, one of my mates pisssed in a glass and poured it all over their freshly baked vegetarian lasagne. (part of their rider) - We then did our sound check, came back to the dressing room, and tried not to die laughing as they were all sat there eating the tainted pasta.

The band was The Cranberries (remember them?)

[kimery08]

yes, yes i do.

[DeltaSigChi4]

You're a son of a bitch, sonofhal.

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[amyzzz]

Old confession.

A few years back, my then band was doing a gig with a band who turned out to be a bunch of rude little shits. While they were soundchecking, one of my mates pisssed in a glass and poured it all over their freshly baked vegetarian lasagne. (part of their rider) - We then did our sound check, came back to the dressing room, and tried not to die laughing as they were all sat there eating the tainted pasta.

The band was The Cranberries (remember them?)

You mean more like 15 years back?

[chairmenmeow47]

Old confession.

A few years back, my then band was doing a gig with a band who turned out to be a bunch of rude little shits. While they were soundchecking, one of my mates pisssed in a glass and poured it all over their freshly baked vegetarian lasagne. (part of their rider) - We then did our sound check, came back to the dressing room, and tried not to die laughing as they were all sat there eating the tainted pasta.

The band was The Cranberries (remember them?)

omg, what a dick! i remember someone peed in my sun-tea at boarding school, but thankfully a friend told me before i drank it!!!

[luveebunni08]

I've never understood how upset some girls get over not being asked to be a bridesmaid and how it can ruin friendships. Seriously.

my sister originally chose her friend as her maid of honor but later decided on having me. now i'm kinda obligated to have her as mine, whenever i do get married, even thought i was the second choice. eh, people blow that stuff waaaaay out of proportion.

i confess i dislike valentine's day because you have 364 days to tell someone you care. if you wait till valentine's day to make up for the other days you denied you're a commercial idiot and don't deserve the person you have.

[hawkingvsreeve]

I want it to snow 6 feet where I am so I can stay at my house this weekend and have some "me" time

Be on the lookout for ceiling cat.

[dinowhore]

confession of the hour, man i'm faded.