I switched to a more healthy diet, and I've been farting up a storm.
The ATM machine had 20 bucks in the tray this morning. I called over an employee from CVS and asked her to remove it.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
I had gone to a drive up ATM and it kept spinning and spinning but didn't spit out my money. There was a guy behind me who was getting impatient. I hit cancel and left, went to another ATM and my account was short what I had pulled out at the first ATM. The ATM eventually spit out my money and the guy returned it on Monday when the bank opened, thankfully.
To continue the ATM theme, one time late at night in Oakland, I came upon a branch ATM covered in blood. After looking around briefly for deranged or dying persons, I used the adjacent ATM and went about my business.
8/07 LeMaitre @ The Rickshaw Stop (?)
8/08-8/10 Outside Lands #5
8/11 NONONO @ GAMH
8/23 NIN and Soundgarden @ Shoreline
9/27 Simian Mobile Disco @ The Mezzanine
10/5 The War On Drugs @ The Fillmore
10/10 Woman's Hour @ the Rickshaw Stop
10/17 SBTRKT @ the Fox Theatre (?)
10/21 Jessie Ware @ The Chapel
10/24 Little Dragon @ the Fox Theatre
10/24 Rüfüs Du Sol @ The Mezzanine
11/29 London Grammar @ the Fox Theatre
NIN/Soundgarden/ - 8/14 - Austin 360
Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town