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    Who else here has a sister that's a slut? FESS UP!
    Definitely going to forward this slut shaming thread to her now. THAT'LL TEACH HER!

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    WHORE!!!

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    I'm thinking about drinking the rest of my cider to calm down this latest manic episode.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I enjoy the A/C at 72 degrees
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I'm thinking about drinking the rest of my cider to calm down this latest manic episode.
    How much cider do you have left?

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    Gue butt dialed me this morning and I was kind of excited.

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    I bought tickets to an ABBA tribute show.


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    I've started smoking on and off again. More on than off. I've been hiding it from my girlfriend.
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    I just took a shit that broke the surface of the water in the toilet...and this thing ain't low flow. I feel 5 pounds lighter.

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    Pictures

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    How much cider do you have left?
    I think I have 4 bottles, which would be too many to drink while my kids are around. I usually limit it to 1-2 bottles.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    amy zee, party animal
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Shut up, I'm a lightweight.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    I've started smoking on and off again. More on than off. I've been hiding it from my girlfriend.
    I think autocorrect fucked you here--this should read "boyfriend."
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    I am smitten with the friend of the murder victim on tonight’s Dateline.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Hey Ron, anymore doozies?

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    holy shit, shut the fuck up marooko
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    I've never read a Maya Angelou book or poem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    I've never read a Maya Angelou book or poem.
    Neither have I. I may get to it some day but, but the closest I got was that one scene in one of the Madea movies where she recited 'In and Out of Time'
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    Smooches. =)

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    Yeah I need to buy her memoir. She sounds like she had an amazing life and has many words of wisdom.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Plenty of wisdom you're going to ignore.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Plenty of wisdom you're going to ignore.
    This is probably the best and most coherent and accurate thing you've ever written.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I only have so much time I can be around children before I start to lose my mind... It's around four hours. I will make a horrible grandmother.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Came home drunk last night and threw up a little on my pillow. Thank you Crown and Jager
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    Smooches. =)

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    I'm tired of going to different bakeries on Sundays.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I got a bit emotional when I saw Nirvana get inducted into the Hall of Fame.

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    Once I stuffed a turd into the gas tank of a van owned by someone I disliked.
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    Was it the first time you texted a nude, or was this just the first time you texted two guys the same nude photo of yourself in the same day?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I texted full front and back nudes of myself to not one but two guys today for the first time in my life.
    What horrible atrocity did these two guys enact on you to deserve that kind of wrath?
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    I'm so desperate for attention lol want to know what I did?

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