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    I thought it was shame tingling throughout my body, turns out it was just Aids.
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    You should be ashamed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    I kissed a homeless woman on New Years day, at that point I hadn't slept for over thirty hours and haven't been sober for a full twenty four. There was no tongue but still
    Was she a willing party or was this sexual assault? Just curious.


    A ridiculously good looking co-worker from NZ -- kiwi accent, quirky sense of humor, Ruby player thighs and all -- left his unlocked phone in a conference room yesterday. He left for the day, so I emailed him to let him know I locked it in my desk. I didn't mention that I spent 15 mins scrolling thru his camera roll looking for any special pics he may have taken for his ladyfriend. Of which. There was one.

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    Oh jeez, it was consensual. I mean, it was a peck so even calling it consensual feels odd like saying your mom was a willing party when you kissed her cheek. I was just feeling very affectionate towards everyone, I just feel like I went overboard at that moment.

    Referring to an unwanted kiss as sexual assault makes me view elementary school teasing in a whole new light now though...I'm a victim.
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Better to have kissed a female bum on New Year’s day than a female prostitute.
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    I want to meet RageAgainstTheAoki.. especially to see if he sounds like someone on NPR.
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    I don't have a gag reflex.
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    I was trimming my balls 15 minutes ago and drew blood.

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    Yikes, getting ready for a big date?

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    I like to do general maintenance, but it does coincide with an evening out with a nice lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I was trimming my balls 15 minutes ago and drew blood.
    Two words... Liquid Bandage...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I was trimming my balls 15 minutes ago and drew blood.
    Metro ..... figures ..... cr****
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    Pedophille.... figures..... rm****
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    I think I am more disgusted by Ron making those 15 year old girls deal with his man bush than anything
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    I don't feel like working tomorrow
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    Izzy accidentally ordered Annie Hall instead of Annie today, so we watched it together. I forgot how his agent talked about 16 year old twins.

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    I ate an entire box of sweet potato flavoured Wheat Thins last night.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    I think I am more disgusted by Ron making those 15 year old girls deal with his man bush than anything
    Just when you think the entire situation can't get any grosser....Ron's man bush comes into play.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Metro ..... figures ..... cr****
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Izzy accidentally ordered Annie Hall instead of Annie today, so we watched it together. I forgot how his agent talked about 16 year old twins.
    She's cracking wise about Marshall McLuhan and Denial of Death at first grade today.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Izzy accidentally ordered Annie Hall instead of Annie today, so we watched it together. I forgot how his agent talked about 16 year old twins.
    It's not his agent. It's his friend Rob the actor who later moves to LA and stars in a stupid sitcom with a laugh track.

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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I forgot how funny that movie is. It's been a long time.

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    Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Metro ..... figures ..... cr****
    So what exactly is Ron even implying? That Tommy being "metro" is obvious, because...what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
    I often have to fight impulses to drive my car into the center divider and test whether it flips or just explodes on impact.

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    I've watched the first half of season 1 of Breaking Bad all morning…. instead of going to the gym.
    And now, I don't want to go to work.
    I CAN'T STAHP.
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    Confession: Sorry, Tom. I missed the Walken reference. I actually thought you were making a confession until I just came back in here and read it again. (I know . . . you don't need to say it.)





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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    So what exactly is Ron even implying? That Tommy being "metro" is obvious, because...what?
    Trimming pubic hair and not supporting the child sex industry are two of the biggest traits of a metrosexual. It's textbook stuff, Andrew.

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