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    There is a person at the card room I play at that annoys me so much that I had to temporarily leave the game to go buy headphones, just to put him on ignore. I don't even ignore people on the internet for free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    There is a person at the card room I play at that annoys me so much that I had to temporarily leave the game to go buy headphones, just to put him on ignore. I don't even ignore people on the internet for free.
    Do you find music while you are playing affects your concentration? Or do you just have the headphones on with no sound so he thinks you are listening to music and can't hear him?
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    I keep music going in one ear while I am in a hand, if I fold I put both in if the conversation is boring, or if the loud obnoxious guy is talking. He's much more distracting than the music.
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    What's the average amount of time you spend at a game of playing cards?
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    I usually play two table tourneys so maybe 2-4 hours.
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    Oh that first shit after general anesthesia. Amazing as ever.

    Great moment in the pre-op waiting area. Old Mexican dude, in his 80's, in for a hernia, on a gurney and a translator on webcam doing the pre surgery interview with the anesthesiologist. Old guy says his piece and the translator repeats in English "he wants to make sure the doctor doesn't accidentally remove his testicles." And since he was hard of hearing the volume was nice and loud. Everyone in the room heard and started busting up. Nice to have some of the jitters/tension broken by some laughter.
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    Ha. Nothing better than a good ball joke to break the tension.

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    I've been crying a lot more than laughing lately.
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    I've been around you a few times and have never seen you do anything even remotely resembling laughter, or even smiling.
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    I've seen both. It's possible.


    Granted, it was probably the cookie, but it's possible.

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    You make some damn good cookies.

    I watched jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlakes history of rap thing on YouTube and knew the words to 95% of the songs.
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    The other day I did it on a bed in which dog(s) were present

    edit: i'm a sick bastard
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    I want cookies.
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    I'd be honored to make you cookies, FB.

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    Are you guys talkin COOKIE cookies? Or just cookies?
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    Cookie cookies.



    Robin is better known for the regular cookies.

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    I wish it was Coachella time.
    Whether you're looking for belly-aching laughs, adequately-shot concert clips or a coming-of-age road trip documentary, 87 Days, 4 Friends, 1 Music Festival: The Coachella Song of the Day Story is the movie for you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FL8IWFxMU

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    Ahaaaaa! Those are my favorite flavor! I wish we were better pals...
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    Yo, I want some cookies/butter.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    I have a feeling Gunz makes good flavored cookies.
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    I just looked through all of my "started threads" that date back to when I was 16. I'm so embarrassed.
    4/9 The Knife @ Fox Pomona
    4/11-13 Coachella
    4/18-20 Coachella
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    5/10 A Place To Bury Stangers @ Constellation Room
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    Is James Blake the one you're most embarrassed by?

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    I need Robin
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    We all NEED Robin.

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    It is amazing to me that i can quit smoking cigarettes, but I can't quit chewing on my fingernails until they bleed.
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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


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    I think Putin is hot.
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    A hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    It is amazing to me that i can quit smoking cigarettes, but I can't quit chewing on my fingernails until they bleed.
    you and Drew Magary
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    What have you stolen?

    I use to shoplift and was s pretty damn good pickpocket.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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