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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Watching him walk to his truck, I couldn't help but think that if it were me, some way some how, I'd make it to the front desk at the lab and a puddle would start forming at my feet. After he told me the procedure and how he was the very first person of their day, I figured maybe the temp issue was from the office being cold. When he pointed out that this technician had a hard time reading the temp and just tossed it out telling him to pee again, the thought crossed my mind that maybe they do that, knowing there's a chance that the first batch was fake. Seems to me that temp or not, they could have still tested it.

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    Peeing on the floor might have been his best option. Did you guys try to beat the test? If so, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    The wife and I celebrated 24 years this week and I confess that the only thing on my mind was what sweet dessert to eat on the occasion.
    Do you go down on her often or is that reserved for special occasions?
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    I like the Coachella package they sent out this year. we now all have a snail.....cr****
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    In 12 more years, that snail will be nice and ready for you to fuck it.

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    That, my friends, is an excellent question.

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    waiting........

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    Just started working retail recently to earn some extra cash. Super embarrassed that I can't count change in my head. Almost short changed a couple of people already. I am sub-human...
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    yeah i can relate. i started working a cash register at this place where i volunteer and constantly break out the calculator, pathetic!
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    I hate to do it, but that is pretty pathetic and sub-human-ish. Do you folks ever pay with anything in cash? I generally have my change correctly counted before they're finished ringing it up. And doesn't the cash register tell you the change? WTF is going on here?!
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Jesus.

    I think its a bad enough confession to work at a register.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackchango View Post
    Just started working retail recently to earn some extra cash. Super embarrassed that I can't count change in my head. Almost short changed a couple of people already. I am sub-human...
    What kind of ancient retail register are you using that doesn't tell you the exact amount to count out and hand back to your customers?

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    It's an old mom and pop record shop down the street from where I live. The place has been here since the fifties. All we have is a cardboard box and an abacus.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    Sometimes I feel like my exorbitantly obese cat is the sheriff of my apartment, and I am in constant violation of the law. Or as she says it, the "Miiiaaauuulaw."

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Sometimes I feel like my exorbitantly obese cat is the sheriff of my apartment, and I am in constant violation of the law. Or as she says it, the "Miiiaaauuulaw."
    I've said, my doggie came back after two years and when she left, she was the boss. Now there are 4 other critters and she still thinks she's the boss. BonnieRoo is special but she has to learn things change. I accepted I dropped the 6th in importance to the house, no make that 7th, geez .cr****
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    I didn't like U2 until Achtung Baby and stopped liking them after Pop.
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    My middle name is Wayne
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    Asked the owner of the business where I work for suggestions for an official job title while updating my resume for my grad school applications. "Grumpy muppet" was fairly high on the list.

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    Whatever. That's not that cool. I don't give a fuck.

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    You seem awfully irritated with me lately given how little I impact your life.

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    Gah! Thats not even what I said! You can't say that what I said is the opposite of what I said and then use it as a weapon against me. Poof. Poof to you.

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    You are like a Taliban.

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    Generally an uninitiated expression of pointed indifference resolves as disdain on film.

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    You know for me it's a lot of mixed emotions

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    It's a lot to process at this point

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    I think I may have interrupted a misguided poem.

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    I think he's in the process of taking ownership of the here and now

    Have to rewrite the script

    I value that

    It's been challenging

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    Thank you very much Carolyn

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    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    I'm guessing it didn't work out with Corinna.

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    You were a great illustration of what it was before.

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    Does anything work out with Corinna?

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