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    I always found it difficult because I like to use both hands.

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    ... you know that some day you're going to get fired because of this board, right?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Slippery steering wheel
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... you know that some day you're going to get fired because of this board, right?
    That would be silly.

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    How would that be silly?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    YOUR NAME IS YOUR FUCKING NAME.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    And?

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    So how long do you think it's going to be before one of your students gets old enough to go to Coachella, joins the board, realizes who you are, tells their younger brother or sister who is now in your class that they had you as a teacher too and that if they search on this board they can find you talking about fucking and sucking and drugs and pictures of your ass...
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    They've all fantasized about it already. Hearing it first hand wouldn't be so scandalous.

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    I hope she sigs that ^
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    They've all fantasized about it already. Hearing it first hand wouldn't be so scandalous.
    I am really hard right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    I am really hard right now.
    And now because Zack has said he's hard, I'M hard.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Santa can stand all he wants when he's jerking it -- the reindeers keep his vessel steady.
    Not an easy feat when you consider that he's probably thumping each of them in the head with each jerk or tug.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I've hardly jacked off at all this year and though I should be relieved, it scares the hell out of me. At least I haven't spent any money this year either.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    ... what does jerking off and spending money have to do with one another?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Why are you asking for logic?
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    This morning, on my way to fill up gas, this song came on the radio. It immediately conjured images of Autumn, falling leaves, Halloween, community and thousands of people in the street with black and red flags. I busted into tears.

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    They are going to be at Waka. I am going to give them a listen anyway .....cr**** Where I can give them more time than Coachella ...

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    Their musical style has been frequently compared to indie groups like Arcade Fire, Mumford & Sons, and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros.
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    I am a little turned on that my second biggest crush ever is hosting the Grammys.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I am a little turned on that my second biggest crush ever is hosting the Grammys.
    L.L. Oh Baby.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Doin It.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    AND DOIN IT WELL
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    So how long do you think it's going to be before one of your students gets old enough to go to Coachella, joins the board, realizes who you are, tells their younger brother or sister who is now in your class that they had you as a teacher too and that if they search on this board they can find you talking about fucking and sucking and drugs and pictures of your ass...
    I'm fairly certain this has already happened.

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    It was his girlfriend.

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    It took me about two minutes to realized that I had jimmied the door open with my crooked key of not my car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... what does jerking off and spending money have to do with one another?
    Busting a nut using someone else's hand = money.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Busting a nut using someone else's hand = money.

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    Every time I try to gargle mouthwash I end up horking it back up all over my tits.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I'm not very good at gargling.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I can gargle La Vie En Rose. I'm a fucking hero.

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