Confessions

[Neighborhood Creep]

Ranch flavored Mayo needs to happen.

[Santa]

Dipped in cheese

[bmack86]

Ranch flavored Mayo needs to happen.

When I make ranch at home, mayo is a significant part of the process. Basically that and buttermilk and seasonings. So it's pretty much ranch-flavored mayo.

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

Who are you pigs?

[Santa]

We are America.

[marooko]

The trashy, disgusting ranch eating part.

[guedita]

Who are you pigs?

FATTIES, THAT'S WHO!

[getbetter]

I wish Wham! Would reunited on the Polo Fields.....no regrets

[chairmenmeow47]

i confess that while i have some of you added on social media sites, i forget who you are on the board.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I am not going to Coachella this year. I am hoping Guedita will wave at the camera in case I can catch some of the webcast.

[chairmenmeow47]

creepy mother fucker

[amyzzz]

i confess that while i have some of you added on social media sites, i forget who you are on the board.

I have a couple of those. toomanymatts.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

creepy mother fucker

I am very wealthy so I can afford to be.

[Santa]

i confess that while i have some of you added on social media sites, i forget who you are on the board.

If you're referring to the book of faces, you may still be apart of the photo meetup group.

[Santa]

I am very wealthy so I can afford to be.

This is truth.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

An employee caught me laughing so hard tears were running down my face. She wanted to know what was going on. All I could do is choke and point at this on my computer screen

[chairmenmeow47]

If you're referring to the book of faces, you may still be apart of the photo meetup group.

i have no idea what you're trying to say with this post, santa. just bring me some toys.

[Santa]

i have no idea what you're trying to say with this post, santa.

pm sent to clarify

just bring me some toys.

maybe next xmas

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

Come on people, muthafucken GRUMPY CAT, where is the love

[amyzzz]

New Order has grumpycat avatar on the coachella.com.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

My ass hurts, I hope I am not getting colon cancer.

[lehorne]

skipped a morning of applying hemorrhoid cream. Just wasn't in the mood to stick that anal applicator up my butt.

Bought a bunch of weed products at a new spot 'One Love' in Westminster. Love those stores. 5gram Private Reserve OG, Medicaps, ganja rub, bhang bars.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Grumpy cat is overrated

[Tubesock Shakur]

Ahhhhhhhhh I love talking to old friends. 90% of them are fucking losers that make me feel so much better about my shitty decisions. Not that I make bad decisions, I'm just way too hard on myself.

[Hannahrain]

I couldn't find my keys because they were underneath my viking hat.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

That's why I keep a specific spot for my Nordic accessories

[greghead]

Hannah, your house sounds so full of cool shit. You should bring your entire house in for show and tell.

[Gribbz]

Hannah, your house sounds so full of cool shit. You should bring your entire house in for show and tell.

She gave us a mini-tour in tinychat once. It was like Richard Pryor's The Toy.

[weeklymix]

I'll try to make it short. This was a few years back.

Coolest grandfather dies.
Following winter, shitty widowed grandmother sold some family heirlooms including items left to me in grandfather's will. She was financially sound regardless.
Following spring, finished paying my own tuition via scholarships and money saved.
Asked by grandmother if I'd afford final term in undergrad.
Said "No."
Received funds.
Absconded to a Puerto Rico resort for spring break.

Never a regret.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I have a different Grumpy Cat shirt for each day of Coachella.