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    That is sad.

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    I fell over because I didn't realize that one foot was standing on the bottom of the other leg of my too-long pajama pants. I wasn't trying to walk, just wobbled a bit and didn't recover. Literally standing still, moving nearly imperceptibly, and then falling. What a graceful woman I am.

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    Balanchine? Arduous move for an amateur.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    I was watching some Metallica videos on YouTube last night. I noticed a Limp Bizkit full set on the side so clicked on it out of curiosity. I ended up really enjoying it and watched another full set by them. My friends are now mad at me that I never met up with them like I was supposed to last night.
    I'm just going to confess right now that I am judging you before I ever meet you, in person or in any sense on the internet, as I've never addressed you before and am not familiar with your other posts on this board. Based on your enjoyment of Limp Bizkit I do not like you as a person.
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    I have an E-Crush on Guedita.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    I'm just going to confess right now that I am judging you before I ever meet you, in person or in any sense on the internet, as I've never addressed you before and am not familiar with your other posts on this board. Based on your enjoyment of Limp Bizkit I do not like you as a person.
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    Biden just kissed Schumer ....hummmmm cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    I told my gf last Friday while she was gone,while getting ice out of the freezer I slipped on doggie pee, and that last hit accidentally fell into my mouth. Can you believe she didn't believe me ... cr****
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    .awkward silence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    I'm just going to confess right now that I am judging you before I ever meet you, in person or in any sense on the internet, as I've never addressed you before and am not familiar with your other posts on this board. Based on your enjoyment of Limp Bizkit I do not like you as a person.
    I would expect nothing less. For the record though it's not like I have any of their CD's nor did this motivate me to get any. I don't listen them on any regular sort of basis. I just simply enjoyed 2 live sets on YouTube. Judge as you will though.
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    I'm going to be a father. I'm twenty five, have about two hundred bucks and a Pontiac to my name. I cook and bar tend at a ski resort at and have a bachelor's degree in English.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I fell over because I didn't realize that one foot was standing on the bottom of the other leg of my too-long pajama pants. I wasn't trying to walk, just wobbled a bit and didn't recover. Literally standing still, moving nearly imperceptibly, and then falling. What a graceful woman I am.


    one minute ten seconds
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    I'm going to be a father. I'm twenty five, have about two hundred bucks and a Pontiac to my name. I cook and bar tend at a ski resort at and have a bachelor's degree in English.
    Sounds like the makings for a perfect reality show. Pitch it.

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    You'll be fine. If everyone was required to have their shit together before they had children, the earth would be devoid of humans. Just look at it as some new adventure you'll be embarking on (a very long, long adventure, that is).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Still-ill View Post


    one minute ten seconds
    That's a pretty slick move, but I watched the entire video waiting for denimshorts to fall over and now I feel unsatisfied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    I'm going to be a father. I'm twenty five, have about two hundred bucks and a Pontiac to my name. I cook and bar tend at a ski resort at and have a bachelor's degree in English.
    You're around the average age for a first child in the US, give or take a year or two in the absence of current data. You know how to cook. You're employable. You have stable transportation. You've already been to school and barring higher academic aspirations won't have to weather the financial impact that the decision to return has on a family's finances. And unless you're estranged or only just letting it sink in, you've also got some time to figure it out. Pretty okay shape to be in, from where I'm standing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    I'm going to be a father. I'm twenty five, have about two hundred bucks and a Pontiac to my name. I cook and bar tend at a ski resort at and have a bachelor's degree in English.
    What ski area?

    And congrats. It's probably scary, but that's also very exciting news. Even if you don't feel ready for it now, by the time the little one comes you can be totally prepared. If my little brother, who never finished his AA and was just snowboarding all the time when he found out, can raise a baby and do so well, then I'm sure someone with two hundred more bucks and a Pontiac will be able to manage.
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    Frizzlefry had a pretty good beard that could easily transition into a "hip dad" beard when I saw him in August. So I think he'll be fine.

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    I am sure that you will make a great dad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    You have stable transportation.
    No, he said he has a Pontiac.

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    Yeah but it doesn't crumple when you lean against it. Stable.

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    We had a Honda Quaalude when the girls were born. Try putting two infant car seats in the back of that. He's waaay ahead with the Pontiac.
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    Isn't that a drug?
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    We just had one of these, and I'm mostly okay.


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    Yes, Amy... it is. But that's what we called Honda Preludes back in the day.

    And Hannah, through much of the girls' early years we never had reliably functioning vehicles. We had a bicycle trailer, though. They spent a lot of time in that. All grown now, and still prefer bikes to cars (they cycle to work).
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    Oh you were joking. Sorry.
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    You're totally fucked and your life as you know it is over.

    And why is this in the Confessions thread, is she a minor?
    Last edited by marooko; 01-23-2013 at 12:32 PM.

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    I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called out Guedita's name.

    What the fuck did you say?

    Um, um,

    Yeah I know you're hungry, we can eat when you're done.

    Phew, close call, glad she doesn't read these boards.
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