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    There's a sick comfort in a bloody nose that culminates in a slowly removed blood slug the length of your entire nasal passage. It's like drain-snaking your face.

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    Hmm. I like that post a lot less now that I know "blood slug" is actual slang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I looked up vibrators with handles and found this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...r/posts?page=4



    Did Morghan get a vibrator?

    That was all my brother. He paid for the kickstarter thing and just got all his stuff last week no vibrator. That would have been funny though considering it was mailed to my parent's house and mom opened the box.
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    I'm the same way Courtney (minus the menstruation obvs). I even extend it to animals. I'm really compulsive about picking the sleep out of my cats' eyes, cleaning their ears with q-tips, even picking at their scabs. I realize it's gross but it doesn't bother me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Tried to masturbate in a Greyhound bathroom stall but was too drunk to get it up.
    of the year
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    I agree that body gunk is fascinating.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I am completely fascinated with removing stuff from my body -- such as removing ear wax, tweezing stray brow hairs, using a neti pot to remove nasal mucus, waxing body hair, using biore strips, etc etc. I find it way more satisfying and enjoyable than is healthy. I also sort of enjoy when I'm menstruating and a big chunk of uterine lining comes out. None of it grosses me out in the least.
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    My divorce papers were not final (we were already separated for months) and I went to Mexico and was with 5 prostitutes (protected of course). I still felt bad about that because everything was not finalized. cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    There are handles on vibrators?
    There can be... -
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    was with 5 prostitutes
    At the same time?

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    I still have no idea who Huell Howser was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepingrock View Post
    At the same time?
    Now that would be a lineup worth chatting about...

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    Hi Bev. Both of us have been sort of quiet this year so far. Good to see posts. I really think I am making it this year, so it will be nice to meet you guys if it works out eh. cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I am completely fascinated with removing stuff from my body -- such as removing ear wax, tweezing stray brow hairs, using a neti pot to remove nasal mucus, waxing body hair, using biore strips, etc etc. I find it way more satisfying and enjoyable than is healthy. I also sort of enjoy when I'm menstruating and a big chunk of uterine lining comes out. None of it grosses me out in the least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepingrock View Post
    At the same time?
    No, one at a time (but all one night). Even with a prostitute, you need to give them attention (like they really care). Thank you pharmaceuticals . Geez I was so fucking drunk, stumbling around the back streets of TJ all by myself, I am lucky to be alive eh.... cr****
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    I've been a mean asshole. I'm going to try real hard now to be a good person. I read this verse recently:

    Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the rath of God, for it is written, "Vengence is mine, I wll repay, says the Lord"

    Now I know this isn't a very religious group here, and God knows I've never been -- but I've been thinking a bunch about this line, and the cycle of terror I sew, and Im going to try real hard now, real hard.

    And so I confess and repent and tomorrow I do good.

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    Ban
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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    I've sinned again. Tomorrow is the day.

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    Some girl found me on facebook who I knew fifteen years ago and is talking to me like I should know her, I have no idea who she is. I only have a vague idea that I might dislike her, but I am not sure why. I hate getting old, my memory is shot.
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    Vigo,are you "using" again?

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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    The older you get, the clumpier it gets.
    Now that's hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Vigo,are you "using" again?
    I'm watching Savages and smoking bowls. But hard drugs... No

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    i just realized that i haven't opened my refrigerator in a little more than three weeks. i am terrified to find out what has evolved in there
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    You little cock sucker, menikmati. This is a fucking violation of compliance and you will fucking pay, you little pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caeden View Post
    i just realized that i haven't opened my refrigerator in a little more than three weeks. i am terrified to find out what has evolved in there
    My guess is food?
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    I told a student I would punch him in the belly if he asked me, "What are we doing today?" again.

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    I hugged a gay man
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    Did you catch his gay?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Did you catch his gay?
    Well, I was thinking about sodomy at the time.

    With his sister.
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    I was watching some Metallica videos on YouTube last night. I noticed a Limp Bizkit full set on the side so clicked on it out of curiosity. I ended up really enjoying it and watched another full set by them. My friends are now mad at me that I never met up with them like I was supposed to last night.
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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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