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    i have more than one "Ill Nino" song in my collection

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    surprised Dave's phone number and dick doodling door engravings didn't do the trick

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    i fell asleep on the toilet today... at work
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    Now THAT'S a decent confession.
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    The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


    For the record, they barely made a peep.
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    Black people movie talking is at least entertaining. it's the old Jewish people that annoy the shit out of me during movies.
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


    For the record, they barely made a peep.
    Where's the confession? Do you not like black people?
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    I think the confession is that she willingly went to go see that patronizing piece of dumpy poop.
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    I CRIED THREE TIMES
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Other than this board, I have never even heard of Daft Punk.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    I lied about the reason for opening the main office door today.

    I said it was because it was stuffy in the office, but the real reason is that someone ate a big helping of some type of potato salad and it stunk up the whole office floor.
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    God I hate when people eat potato salad at work for that very reason.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    The piercing smell of too many chives made me a little green.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    i cut my hand with my vibrator because i've dropped it and the handle has a tiny crack and i'm too cheap to buy another one.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i cut my hand with my vibrator because i've dropped it and the handle has a tiny crack and i'm too cheap to buy another one.
    Post a pic so we can see what you mean
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    There are handles on vibrators?

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    There are handles on the vibrators Ivy has.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    I looked up vibrators with handles and found this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...r/posts?page=4



    Did Morghan get a vibrator?
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


    For the record, they barely made a peep.


    Before they had stadium seats, when we sat down, we used to spill coke all over the seats in front of us. Good view then ......cr****
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    Cokes are $5 now, not a nickel.
    The Tinychat password is coache11a

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    Share the art bus to enhance the festival... can be used as stage for band ...
    I can also come early and help set up ...
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    Passive aggressive racism.

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    "Oh shit, n1ggers!" *Spills le coke* My bad yall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Cokes are $5 now, not a nickel.
    copy of part of a menu at some flicks now (amc) ...... cr****


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    Seared chicken breast sliced and served over fresh pappardelle pasta noodles covered in creamy alfredo sauce and topped with fresh house-made bruschetta.
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    So now you spill your Bruschetta Shrimp Pasta?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiloka View Post
    Share the art bus to enhance the festival... can be used as stage for band ...
    I can also come early and help set up ...
    How can you say no to this offer, Goldenvoice?

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    Funny, no. As posted another time: I don't go to movies anymore cept a couple of weeks ago. What happens? We get evacuated during the previews......figures.....cr****
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    Yes, that always happens to me too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiloka View Post
    Share the art bus to enhance the festival... can be used as stage for band ...
    I can also come early and help set up ...
    How can you say no to this offer, Goldenvoice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Yes, that always happens to me too.

    It was a fire in one of the other screens. We only had to stay outside about 15 minutes, walked outside on this promenade looking a xmas lights in the trees and on the fronts of the shops, watched the ice skaters bust their butts then get up and be as graceful as light, went back to theater, got to go back to our flick and didn't miss a minute, handed free tics for any show, any time, and good till April and since we went to the cheap showing, I guess I actually made money. We also got to keep our special Hobbit 3d glasses haha. I was hoping they might work some with my tv, but they have to be shutter technology which of course they aren't. I guess if going to that flick was weird and bad, I can't complain. rant lolz .... cr****
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    If you aren't bringing your own into the theater, you're a goddamned sucker.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If you aren't bringing your own into the theater, you're a goddamned sucker.

    I think we need bigger pockets ....cr****

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    I am completely fascinated with removing stuff from my body -- such as removing ear wax, tweezing stray brow hairs, using a neti pot to remove nasal mucus, waxing body hair, using biore strips, etc etc. I find it way more satisfying and enjoyable than is healthy. I also sort of enjoy when I'm menstruating and a big chunk of uterine lining comes out. None of it grosses me out in the least.

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