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    i have more than one "Ill Nino" song in my collection
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    surprised Dave's phone number and dick doodling door engravings didn't do the trick

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    i fell asleep on the toilet today... at work
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    Now THAT'S a decent confession.
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    The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


    For the record, they barely made a peep.
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    Black people movie talking is at least entertaining. it's the old Jewish people that annoy the shit out of me during movies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


    For the record, they barely made a peep.
    Where's the confession? Do you not like black people?

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    I think the confession is that she willingly went to go see that patronizing piece of dumpy poop.
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    I CRIED THREE TIMES
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Other than this board, I have never even heard of Daft Punk.
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    I lied about the reason for opening the main office door today.

    I said it was because it was stuffy in the office, but the real reason is that someone ate a big helping of some type of potato salad and it stunk up the whole office floor.
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    God I hate when people eat potato salad at work for that very reason.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    The piercing smell of too many chives made me a little green.
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    i cut my hand with my vibrator because i've dropped it and the handle has a tiny crack and i'm too cheap to buy another one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i cut my hand with my vibrator because i've dropped it and the handle has a tiny crack and i'm too cheap to buy another one.
    Post a pic so we can see what you mean
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    There are handles on vibrators?

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    There are handles on the vibrators Ivy has.

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    I looked up vibrators with handles and found this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...r/posts?page=4



    Did Morghan get a vibrator?
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


    For the record, they barely made a peep.


    Before they had stadium seats, when we sat down, we used to spill coke all over the seats in front of us. Good view then ......cr****
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    Cokes are $5 now, not a nickel.

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    Passive aggressive racism.

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    "Oh shit, n1ggers!" *Spills le coke* My bad yall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Cokes are $5 now, not a nickel.
    copy of part of a menu at some flicks now (amc) ...... cr****


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    So now you spill your Bruschetta Shrimp Pasta?

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    Funny, no. As posted another time: I don't go to movies anymore cept a couple of weeks ago. What happens? We get evacuated during the previews......figures.....cr****
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    Yes, that always happens to me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Yes, that always happens to me too.

    It was a fire in one of the other screens. We only had to stay outside about 15 minutes, walked outside on this promenade looking a xmas lights in the trees and on the fronts of the shops, watched the ice skaters bust their butts then get up and be as graceful as light, went back to theater, got to go back to our flick and didn't miss a minute, handed free tics for any show, any time, and good till April and since we went to the cheap showing, I guess I actually made money. We also got to keep our special Hobbit 3d glasses haha. I was hoping they might work some with my tv, but they have to be shutter technology which of course they aren't. I guess if going to that flick was weird and bad, I can't complain. rant lolz .... cr****
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    If you aren't bringing your own into the theater, you're a goddamned sucker.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If you aren't bringing your own into the theater, you're a goddamned sucker.

    I think we need bigger pockets ....cr****

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    I am completely fascinated with removing stuff from my body -- such as removing ear wax, tweezing stray brow hairs, using a neti pot to remove nasal mucus, waxing body hair, using biore strips, etc etc. I find it way more satisfying and enjoyable than is healthy. I also sort of enjoy when I'm menstruating and a big chunk of uterine lining comes out. None of it grosses me out in the least.

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