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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Well, then you get the victim to suck your cock, and when you bust... BOOM.
    This is amazing.
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    I think my co-worker is cute.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Amy you slut.

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    on the same note, i remember telling my dad that taking a crap was practice for having a baby. but then he asked me why does he crap then and my whole theory was shot.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    had a friend in grade school who thought black babies were black because they came out of the pooper.

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    What a shitty kid.


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    I am drunk and my tab was $3.75, I love my bartender friends.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I hope you tipped well
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    They check your age at a rave? That means its not a rave.

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    Of course! Gotta take care of my girl.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    That's good. I hate when people get hooked up and don't take care of their people
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    They check your age at a rave? That means its not a rave.

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    I tip on what my tab should have been plus extra. It all goes to the same place. Shots!
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    When I was 16, I was home alone during summer vacation one day and browsed through my yearbook looking at pretty girls. One sophomore in particular caught my fancy and she had a unique enough last name, so I looked through the phone book and found just one listing with that last name. The conversation went something like this:

    Me: Is this (whatever her name was)?
    Her: Yes.
    Me: Hi, this is Rick. I go to UHS, too. Do you want to hang out at the mall?
    Her: Um, no.
    Me: Ok, thanks.
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    I like the Coachella package they sent out this year. we now all have a snail.....cr****
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    In 12 more years, that snail will be nice and ready for you to fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    YOU KEPT SANDSTORM ON REPEAT BRO
    I read this post just now and I would not have had any clue whatsoever as to the reference, had I not been listening to Jim Rome (sports talk) today and heard him going on about some guy that called up to play Sandstorm on Kazoo, and segued into "Careless Whisper" by George Michael.
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    I itched my anus for a straight minute through my boxers before hopping in the shower today. Felt great

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    Did you smell it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's not hard to spend $400 in vibrators if it's not your own money.
    I knew I liked you, I couldn't quite put my finger on why before but.... GIRL! We gotta swap notes!
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    My cock has a fin.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    No teeth?
    Weedeater/Black Cobra 1/17 @ Thee Parkside | Justin Timberlake @ SAP Center 1/19 | Scott H. Biram @ Rickshaw Stop 3/11 (?) |DEATH @ The Chapel 3/23 | Gary Numan @ the Fillmore 4/6 | Coachella Weekend 1 | Franz Ferdinand 4/28

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    I really like the smell of the bread aisle in stores.

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    OMG UR SO KINKY LOLZ

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    Night bread.

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    I invited a boy that nick hates to hang out with me at the bar, and he's on his way. Yeah!
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    A boy.

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    They will called boys until they prove me wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I flicked a lit cig into a crowd of people last night

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    Wattadik

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    found out that my parents cleaning lady has been stealing alcohol from their liquor cabinet, so i emptied one of the bottles of vodka she's been diluting and replaced it with water and rubbing alcohol. i am looking forward to her next visit.
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    hope you dont poison your parents

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    That's fucking insane dude. Throw that bottle away.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    That's fucking insane dude. Throw that bottle away.
    TOO FAR, NATHAN
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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