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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    My girlfriend spent the night on Saturday after we went dancing and still hasn't left. I think we are living together now and I don't have the guts to ask her when she is leaving.
    Does she not have a job to go to?

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    You know the odds are decent that we'll cross paths in Albuquerque one of these days, and it will take me 2 seconds to refer to you as "nacho tits" in front of your friends and husband. Right?
    Then its a challenge! :P I am pretty hard to stalk though, I don't get out much. However we could arrange a meeting. BTW husband already referred to me as nacho tits
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    I don't see people on the map. somebody please help. does this mean coachella is canceled?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Does she not have a job to go to?
    She is a waitress so occasionally, but not since she has been there. She is looking for an apartment and I am all for helping friends out, but there needs to be some sort of discussion. Plus, I am not all that comfortable sharing my bed with her but she didn't take the "hey, you are welcome to sleep on the couch" as a hint. I need to learn to use my words.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    More importantly does she have a coachella account? Is she reading this?

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    lol, nope, she is one of my "non coachella friends".
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H_is_O View Post
    More importantly does she have a coachella account? Is she reading this?
    That's one way of using your words.

    Another is, "Hey friend, while you're chilling at my house today would you mind going ahead and vacuuming the living room? Oh and by the way could you check on the disposal it has been acting funny. And don't forget to pick up some toilet paper and dinner from the grocery store."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    That's one way of using your words.

    Another is, "Hey friend, while you're chilling at my house today would you mind going ahead and vacuuming the living room? Oh and by the way could you check on the disposal it has been acting funny. And don't forget to pick up some toilet paper and dinner from the grocery store."
    This is one of the best ways for a friend to not be a nuisance as an extended guest. If they can't keep your place clean for you while they stay there and consume all products in the household, they are a pretty shitty friend. 2-3 days is my max stay for any leeches, and after that they don't come back. No need to keep parasites around, unless they are a creature such as the remora fish.

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    I am hoping she will have done some of that without me having to ask, other than the grocery shopping since she doesn't have a car. Someday I will have a roommate that has their own car. She just text me to ask me when I will be home, maybe that means she is surprising me with dinner.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Or maybe it means she wants you to get home and cook for her.
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    'When are you getting home i used all the toilet paper and the toilet is clogged"
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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    "Can I use your car? There's this hot guy I want to meet up with....Oh and is it ok if we use your room later? Like 1130? We won't sleep there. Well he won't. I promise."

    *3am locachica types angry confession

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    I went through all of yesterday and most of this morning with a small piece of latex inside of me.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I went through all of yesterday and most of this morning with a small piece of latex inside of me.
    Along with some other stuff, i presume.
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    4/5/14 - Trentemoller - Fonda // 4/9/14 - The Knife - Fox Theater Pomona // 4/22/14 - Dillinger Escape Plane - Glasshouse// 5/23/14 - 5/26/14 Punk Rock Bowling - Las Vegas
    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Morning after pill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Morning after pill?
    Do not abandon the Slayer baby.

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    Nasal cavity.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Inner ear.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I went through all of yesterday and most of this morning with a small piece of latex inside of me.
    Holt Dunlop?
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    I'm sorry, it's hard for me to understand you from all the way up here on the Legend Tier. What was that?

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    http://www.worldssmallesthorse.com/

    I listened to the whole song. I don't even care.

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    My friend left last night, for the first time in a month I was actually happy to sleep alone.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I went through all of yesterday and most of this morning with a small piece of latex inside of me.
    confession: this happened once for three days. it was not anywhere near my head.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    "What the....?"

    "Oh, right. That. Whoops."

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    *knock, knock*

    "hey do you have any extra birth control packets i could eat in their entirety right now?"
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I am extremely fascinated by the different colors my poo is from day to day.
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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    I have an incredibly huge crush on this gal.

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    Why do grown ass adults find it acceptable to say "poo"?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    confession: this happened once for three days. it was not anywhere near my head.
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    was it...

    ... like...

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    ... full?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I'll be attending the Utah Burning Man, Element-11 Festival. I'm going to find if the hippie inside me has entirely died, or has been slumbering for a long time. I may also take sniper pictures of the topless and bold. I'm going with my oldest brother and a friend from work, so the "topless and bold" will NOT be me... in case you were wondering.
    the end

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
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    was it...

    ... like...

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    hahahhahahhahhahha, we've talked about this! no.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
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    I woke up this morning still drunk, I am claiming I have the flu and leaving as soon as I finish payroll.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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