Confessions

[ENluv12]

She was there after the meetup but you ran off like a chicken shit too early to see her.

You shut your mouth!

[ENluv12]

This diet sounds like a terrible idea. What the fuck are you thinking?

What is terrible? Cutting my calories is all. I am just eating protein and fruits and veggies. Trying to be healthier and not eat shit all day.

[algunz]

Less than 1,000 calories a day is a terrible idea - even if it's all healthy calories. You're going to start burning muscle before you burn fat.

[locachica73]

I decided to join a meetup/dating site today. :-/

[algunz]

It's barely been a month. What is your rush?

[ENluv12]

Less than 1,000 calories a day is a terrible idea - even if it's all healthy calories. You're going to start burning muscle before you burn fat.

Really? My best friend is a personal trainer and that is what she suggested. I am open to advise! I only know how to put on muscle mass, considering my workout history.

[locachica73]

It's barely been a month. What is your rush?

So I can stop sitting around and obsessing over Nick. I am becoming as pathetic as he accused me of being, I can't have that. I am not looking for anything serious though, just someone to flirt with, drink and shoot pool with and maybe eventually see naked a few weeks/months down the road.

[PlayaDelWes]

Every time I read the word pastor in a news article, I read it as (al) pastor and it makes me very hungry.

[algunz]

Really? My best friend is a personal trainer and that is what she suggested. I am open to advise! I only know how to put on muscle mass, considering my workout history.

How many calories would you normally eat?

[ENluv12]

um. probably around 1,500-2,000 depending on the day. I put my info into a calorie calculator thingy and it says to go for about 1200 a day.

[algunz]

Well, I guess as long as the calories are all healthy. I do recommend giving yourself one day to indulge a little. It's good for the mind and it gives you something to work toward.

[ENluv12]

Yea, I like that idea Indulging is oh so wonderful. mmmm chocolate.

[JustSteve]

algunz puts other things in her mouth, i believe.

[algunz]

I do. But that's not much of a confession.

[fatbastard]

I tear up when Sally Field's character in Gidget cries.

[lehorne]

pissed twice on the beach today. You just pull back your swimsuit leg and let go into the sand. People are so wrapped up in their own ongoings. Also illegally drank there.

[nyarlathotoats]

I have done nothing but lie in bed and watch tv all day.

[Somewhat Damaged]

I saw a Native American family in a car behind me today and my first thought was, "Fetal alcohol syndrome."

[nyarlathotoats]

I saw a Native American family in a car behind me today and my first thought was, "Fetal alcohol syndrome."

What exactly made you think that? Their appearance? Just wondering.

[Somewhat Damaged]

The fact they had one kid crammed in the back of the truck and a baby seat between the parents in the front. Plus, I was annoyed because the motherfucker was driving under the speed limit in the left lane.

[nyarlathotoats]

Ah. Gotcha.

[ThatGirl]

I tear up when Sally Field's character in Gidget cries.

I fully confess I love this movie. Ahh Moon Doggie.

[RotationSlimWang]

Less than 1,000 calories a day is a terrible idea - even if it's all healthy calories. You're going to start burning muscle before you burn fat.

This is a total line of bullshit distributed by the exercise industry.

[Somewhat Damaged]

Randy, whatever happened with that "Biggest Loser" contest you entered at your job last year? Did you win?

[H_is_O]

he actually ate one of his co workers

[H_is_O]

also im extremely bummed by the lack of action today

[DJ Sin]

Twice this week I have been eating nachos, twice this week I had nacho cheese spill down my shirt. Y'all can call me nacho tits. I feel like a dork for this confession, even more so by spilling nacho cheese down my shirt.

[locachica73]

My girlfriend spent the night on Saturday after we went dancing and still hasn't left. I think we are living together now and I don't have the guts to ask her when she is leaving.

[HotHamWater]

Twice this week I have been eating nachos, twice this week I had nacho cheese spill down my shirt. Y'all can call me nacho tits. I feel like a dork for this confession, even more so by spilling nacho cheese down my shirt.

You know the odds are decent that we'll cross paths in Albuquerque one of these days, and it will take me 2 seconds to refer to you as "nacho tits" in front of your friends and husband. Right?

[H_is_O]

My girlfriend spent the night on Saturday after we went dancing and still hasn't left. I think we are living together now and I don't have the guts to ask her when she is leaving.

bahhahahaha thats awesome.