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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    She was there after the meetup but you ran off like a chicken shit too early to see her.
    You shut your mouth!
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    This diet sounds like a terrible idea. What the fuck are you thinking?
    What is terrible? Cutting my calories is all. I am just eating protein and fruits and veggies. Trying to be healthier and not eat shit all day.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Less than 1,000 calories a day is a terrible idea - even if it's all healthy calories. You're going to start burning muscle before you burn fat.

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    I decided to join a meetup/dating site today. :-/
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    It's barely been a month. What is your rush?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Less than 1,000 calories a day is a terrible idea - even if it's all healthy calories. You're going to start burning muscle before you burn fat.
    Really? My best friend is a personal trainer and that is what she suggested. I am open to advise! I only know how to put on muscle mass, considering my workout history.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    It's barely been a month. What is your rush?
    So I can stop sitting around and obsessing over Nick. I am becoming as pathetic as he accused me of being, I can't have that. I am not looking for anything serious though, just someone to flirt with, drink and shoot pool with and maybe eventually see naked a few weeks/months down the road.
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    Every time I read the word pastor in a news article, I read it as (al) pastor and it makes me very hungry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    Really? My best friend is a personal trainer and that is what she suggested. I am open to advise! I only know how to put on muscle mass, considering my workout history.
    How many calories would you normally eat?

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    um. probably around 1,500-2,000 depending on the day. I put my info into a calorie calculator thingy and it says to go for about 1200 a day.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Well, I guess as long as the calories are all healthy. I do recommend giving yourself one day to indulge a little. It's good for the mind and it gives you something to work toward.

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    Yea, I like that idea Indulging is oh so wonderful. mmmm chocolate.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    algunz puts other things in her mouth, i believe.

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    I do. But that's not much of a confession.

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    I tear up when Sally Field's character in Gidget cries.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    pissed twice on the beach today. You just pull back your swimsuit leg and let go into the sand. People are so wrapped up in their own ongoings. Also illegally drank there.

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    I have done nothing but lie in bed and watch tv all day.
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    Smooches. =)

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    I saw a Native American family in a car behind me today and my first thought was, "Fetal alcohol syndrome."
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    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    I saw a Native American family in a car behind me today and my first thought was, "Fetal alcohol syndrome."
    What exactly made you think that? Their appearance? Just wondering.
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    Smooches. =)

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    The fact they had one kid crammed in the back of the truck and a baby seat between the parents in the front. Plus, I was annoyed because the motherfucker was driving under the speed limit in the left lane.
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    Ah. Gotcha.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I tear up when Sally Field's character in Gidget cries.
    I fully confess I love this movie. Ahh Moon Doggie.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Less than 1,000 calories a day is a terrible idea - even if it's all healthy calories. You're going to start burning muscle before you burn fat.
    This is a total line of bullshit distributed by the exercise industry.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Randy, whatever happened with that "Biggest Loser" contest you entered at your job last year? Did you win?
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    he actually ate one of his co workers

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    also im extremely bummed by the lack of action today

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    Twice this week I have been eating nachos, twice this week I had nacho cheese spill down my shirt. Y'all can call me nacho tits. I feel like a dork for this confession, even more so by spilling nacho cheese down my shirt.
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    Coachella lifer since 2007

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    My girlfriend spent the night on Saturday after we went dancing and still hasn't left. I think we are living together now and I don't have the guts to ask her when she is leaving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Mae West View Post
    Twice this week I have been eating nachos, twice this week I had nacho cheese spill down my shirt. Y'all can call me nacho tits. I feel like a dork for this confession, even more so by spilling nacho cheese down my shirt.
    You know the odds are decent that we'll cross paths in Albuquerque one of these days, and it will take me 2 seconds to refer to you as "nacho tits" in front of your friends and husband. Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    My girlfriend spent the night on Saturday after we went dancing and still hasn't left. I think we are living together now and I don't have the guts to ask her when she is leaving.
    bahhahahaha thats awesome.

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