Confessions

[algunz]

teach it to your students please

Oh boy, it'll be viral by January.

[amyzzz]

You're creating a new dialect.

[algunz]

It's called autocorrect.

[amyzzz]

I went from exercising almost every day to not exercising at all, and I'm starting to enjoy my fat.

[Mugwog]

Post boob pics so we can also enjoy

[amyzzz]

No, I'm too shy about that stuff.

[Neighborhood Creep]

No, I'm too shy about that stuff.

Wear a bra in the picture then

[H_is_O]

Please?

[amyzzz]

I feel queasy.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

what the fuck

[Mugwog]

Confessionz: we wanna see amyzzz bewbz

[H_is_O]

i bet they are kewl?

[amyzzz]

I said

I went from exercising almost every day to not exercising at all, and I'm starting to enjoy my fat.

because I am happy that I am comfortable with my body. I don't feel the need to show it off to any of you perverts.

[algunz]

Which one?

[OnlyNonStranger]

I confess that I have been on and off the internet all day at work and it has been glorious.

[Neighborhood Creep]

You could always just PM a user instead of reporting them.

[amyzzz]

hahaha, no. I meant I made that post because I am comfortable with my body. I didn't report anyone.

[locachica73]

I just stood at my front door for 5 minutes unable to open my door because there was a sewer roach chilling on the walkway to my door. Some guy finally walked by and I had to ask him to kill it so I could go inside. The exterminator is coming on Monday, I might not sleep till then.

[Sleepingrock]

I confess that I have been on and off the internet all day at work and it has been glorious.

Dick

[lehorne]

good confessions today, guyz. Let it all out. Healthy.

[Mugwog]

Love doing the Al Bundy

[guedita]

I have easily eaten 4,000 calories in the last 12 hours.

[locachica73]

The president of the company just had me forge the VP's signature to purchase a truck.

[guedita]

hahahaha

[HotHamWater]

I have easily eaten 4,000 calories in the last 12 hours.

I want all the hot, dirty details.

[guedita]

Obscene amounts of pasta.

Some with melted cheese.

Some with just plain ranch.

Some with both.

A 12 inch sandwich.

Cool Ranch Doritos

Skittles

[HotHamWater]

Goddamn, that's sexy. What kind of sandwich was it?


Did any of the ranch fall down your shirt?

[guedita]

Halal Chicken, Honey Mustard, Pepper Jack, Avocado, Tomato, Lettuce, Dirty Sauce.

What makes you think I was wearing a shirt at all?

[HotHamWater]

I'm a gentleman.


So when ranch finds itself on your tits, do you lift them up and lick it off? Or do you execute the traditional two-finger scoop technique?

[guedita]

I usually just stare, apathetically, at the spill and then continue eating, leaving the ranch to crust up until I take my bi-monthly shower.