Confessions

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

You should just pour red wine over every inch of the carpet to even everything out.

[ThatGirl]

I just flung a glass of red wime across my room. My sheets and carpet will never be white again.

For the sheets just bleach. For the carpet try Woolite Oxy Power shot.

[amyzzz]

I have some stupid carpet stains from some red soda from years ago. That shit never came out after multiple visits from Stanley Steemer.

[IceyHotshot]

That shit never came out after multiple visits from Stanley Steemer.

Was Stanley from Cleveland?

[locachica73]

Thanks ThatGirl, I will give it a try.

Amy, my kids ruined white carpet with kool-aid, i had to replace the entire carpet when I moved. The landlady asked if they were spraying each other with it. Hopefully I can get this out, I have replaced enough carpets in my life.

[amyzzz]

The landlady asked if they were spraying each other with it.

hahaha. kids. I remember my parents telling us all the time how we were destroying their house. I totally understand that now that my kids are destroying mine.

[locachica73]

Just be glad they don't have any friends who are graffiti artists... OY!

[SoulDischarge]

Ugh. Had to get an ass shot of penicillin and go back again twice in the next 2 weeks. And I just sent out a bunch of messages letting recent sexual partners about my disease. It's probably a good thing I live in a place I can't really get laid as celibacy is looking might appealing for the next couple of months.

[amyzzz]

Yikes. Good on you doing the responsible thing, Patrick.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I only saw Dengue Fever for the first time on Saturday

[Starraven]

I like Julia Stiles wayy too much.

[lehorne]

my brother and weed hookup sends a text of bird sounds("kakaaa, kakaaa") when the eagle has landed. I preliminarily ask him for "the manager's special". We are probably being way too covert about the whole thing.

[H_is_O]

I like Julia Stiles wayy too much.

i didnt like juia stiles... until now

[Mugwog]

my brother and weed hookup sends a text of bird sounds("kakaaa, kakaaa") when the eagle has landed. I preliminarily ask him for "the manager's special". We are probably being way too covert about the whole thing.

Sometimes its just easier to call up and say, "Hey can we meet up? I want drugs"

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i was upset last night when my girlfriend told me she doesn't like Punchdrunk Love

[Gribbz]

I stopped seeing a lady friend of mine after she voiced her distaste for the Muppets AND the Beatles.

[Mugwog]

I stopped seeing a lady friend of mine after she voiced her distaste for the Muppets AND the Beatles.

How can one not like the Muppets and the Beatles?

That person has no soul.

[OnlyNonStranger]

Nothing like cleaning vomit off your shoes to bring you down a peg.

[BROKENDOLL]

Between this gut feeling I've had for a few weeks, and now the little stupid voices, if I knew someone in Tucson, Arizona right now I'd probably offer them money to do a hotel/ motel drive-by and check on something for me.


And.....I'm running out of pegs...

[algunz]

I think I've had at least a half of a stick of pot butter today.

[locachica73]

Realizing Julia Stiles has teeny tiny boobies makes me like her even more.

[algunz]

The size of the boobs do not parallel one's sexual power.

[locachica73]

Oh trust me, I know.

[locachica73]

I kissed a boy, and I liked it.

[psychic friend]

I kissed a boy, and I liked it.

details? or song quote?

[cutterbutter]

Dude, nvm. Fuck it.

[Originalbob]

^^ I have this feeling alllllllllllllllllllllll the time.

[greghead]

Depends on the girl...I wouldn't do that to my girlfriend, but a random bar whore for sheez...But the fact that the girl up there said shes going to wear glasses so dudes can spludge on them is weird.

I'm willing to bet that your girlfriend wants to cum on her in some capacity. Not the douchey Peter North shit, but a well-aimed, heat-of-the-moment shot to the mouth and lips/chin. Top it off with a little cock-slapping. Stop being such a pussy, many many women eagerly await/beg for such treatment.


EDIT: Nevermind, Randy beat me to it. Didn't realize I was two weeks late on this. Oops.

[locachica73]

details? or song quote?

There was a very cute boy named Marc(k) who I was playing pool against. He had nice teeth and even went to the store and bought me cigarettes. We went outside to smoke and he told me he remembered me from a long time ago. He commented on how much weight I had lost since then so I of course had to ask him if he would like to make out. He did. Yay! He took my number but he had to leave early because he said he had to work at 8, my guess is he actually had to get home to his girlfriend.

And the bar tab was paid for because we split first prize playing sex trivia. Whoot!

[IceyHotshot]

Dude, nvm. Fuck it.

I want to know what this was.