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    You should just pour red wine over every inch of the carpet to even everything out.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    I just flung a glass of red wime across my room. My sheets and carpet will never be white again.
    For the sheets just bleach. For the carpet try Woolite Oxy Power shot.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    I have some stupid carpet stains from some red soda from years ago. That shit never came out after multiple visits from Stanley Steemer.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    That shit never came out after multiple visits from Stanley Steemer.
    Was Stanley from Cleveland?
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    Thanks ThatGirl, I will give it a try.

    Amy, my kids ruined white carpet with kool-aid, i had to replace the entire carpet when I moved. The landlady asked if they were spraying each other with it. Hopefully I can get this out, I have replaced enough carpets in my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    The landlady asked if they were spraying each other with it.
    hahaha. kids. I remember my parents telling us all the time how we were destroying their house. I totally understand that now that my kids are destroying mine.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Just be glad they don't have any friends who are graffiti artists... OY!
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    Ugh. Had to get an ass shot of penicillin and go back again twice in the next 2 weeks. And I just sent out a bunch of messages letting recent sexual partners about my disease. It's probably a good thing I live in a place I can't really get laid as celibacy is looking might appealing for the next couple of months.
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    Yikes. Good on you doing the responsible thing, Patrick.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I only saw Dengue Fever for the first time on Saturday
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    I like Julia Stiles wayy too much.


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    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    my brother and weed hookup sends a text of bird sounds("kakaaa, kakaaa") when the eagle has landed. I preliminarily ask him for "the manager's special". We are probably being way too covert about the whole thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    I like Julia Stiles wayy too much.




    i didnt like juia stiles... until now

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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    my brother and weed hookup sends a text of bird sounds("kakaaa, kakaaa") when the eagle has landed. I preliminarily ask him for "the manager's special". We are probably being way too covert about the whole thing.
    Sometimes its just easier to call up and say, "Hey can we meet up? I want drugs"

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    i was upset last night when my girlfriend told me she doesn't like Punchdrunk Love
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    I stopped seeing a lady friend of mine after she voiced her distaste for the Muppets AND the Beatles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    I stopped seeing a lady friend of mine after she voiced her distaste for the Muppets AND the Beatles.
    How can one not like the Muppets and the Beatles?

    That person has no soul.

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    Nothing like cleaning vomit off your shoes to bring you down a peg.

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    Between this gut feeling I've had for a few weeks, and now the little stupid voices, if I knew someone in Tucson, Arizona right now I'd probably offer them money to do a hotel/ motel drive-by and check on something for me.


    And.....I'm running out of pegs...

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    I think I've had at least a half of a stick of pot butter today.

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    Realizing Julia Stiles has teeny tiny boobies makes me like her even more.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    The size of the boobs do not parallel one's sexual power.

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    Oh trust me, I know.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I kissed a boy, and I liked it.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I kissed a boy, and I liked it.

    details? or song quote?
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    Dude, nvm. Fuck it.
    Last edited by cutterbutter; 06-24-2012 at 02:34 AM. Reason: FUCK IT

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    ^^ I have this feeling alllllllllllllllllllllll the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riggins33 View Post
    Depends on the girl...I wouldn't do that to my girlfriend, but a random bar whore for sheez...But the fact that the girl up there said shes going to wear glasses so dudes can spludge on them is weird.
    I'm willing to bet that your girlfriend wants to cum on her in some capacity. Not the douchey Peter North shit, but a well-aimed, heat-of-the-moment shot to the mouth and lips/chin. Top it off with a little cock-slapping. Stop being such a pussy, many many women eagerly await/beg for such treatment.


    EDIT: Nevermind, Randy beat me to it. Didn't realize I was two weeks late on this. Oops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    details? or song quote?
    There was a very cute boy named Marc(k) who I was playing pool against. He had nice teeth and even went to the store and bought me cigarettes. We went outside to smoke and he told me he remembered me from a long time ago. He commented on how much weight I had lost since then so I of course had to ask him if he would like to make out. He did. Yay! He took my number but he had to leave early because he said he had to work at 8, my guess is he actually had to get home to his girlfriend.

    And the bar tab was paid for because we split first prize playing sex trivia. Whoot!
    Last edited by locachica73; 06-24-2012 at 05:17 AM.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutterbutter View Post
    Dude, nvm. Fuck it.
    I want to know what this was.
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