You should just pour red wine over every inch of the carpet to even everything out.
Thanks ThatGirl, I will give it a try.
Amy, my kids ruined white carpet with kool-aid, i had to replace the entire carpet when I moved. The landlady asked if they were spraying each other with it. Hopefully I can get this out, I have replaced enough carpets in my life.
Ugh. Had to get an ass shot of penicillin and go back again twice in the next 2 weeks. And I just sent out a bunch of messages letting recent sexual partners about my disease. It's probably a good thing I live in a place I can't really get laid as celibacy is looking might appealing for the next couple of months.
I only saw Dengue Fever for the first time on Saturday
"why are you so annoying" TheKlein25
my brother and weed hookup sends a text of bird sounds("kakaaa, kakaaa") when the eagle has landed. I preliminarily ask him for "the manager's special". We are probably being way too covert about the whole thing.
i was upset last night when my girlfriend told me she doesn't like Punchdrunk Love
12/4/14 - Angel Olsen @ El Rey // 12/10/14 - Tune-Yards/Cibo Matto @ Wiltern
Nothing like cleaning vomit off your shoes to bring you down a peg.
Between this gut feeling I've had for a few weeks, and now the little stupid voices, if I knew someone in Tucson, Arizona right now I'd probably offer them money to do a hotel/ motel drive-by and check on something for me.
And.....I'm running out of pegs...
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
I think I've had at least a half of a stick of pot butter today.
The size of the boobs do not parallel one's sexual power.
Dude, nvm. Fuck it.
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^^ I have this feeling alllllllllllllllllllllll the time.
EDIT: Nevermind, Randy beat me to it. Didn't realize I was two weeks late on this. Oops.
And the bar tab was paid for because we split first prize playing sex trivia. Whoot!