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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I've accidentally shot up someone's nostril before.
    Not sure if I believe this was an accident....


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    Guilty! I fish a lot...I've had multiple species jizz on me and females spray eggs all over me.
    You wanna fook on me?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Any one ever had jizz in the ear?
    I think I've gotten it in every orifice at some point.

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    If you ever need a (part)Filipino pool boy, dont hesitate in contacting me

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    Syphilis.
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    Is this a personal confession?

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    Being that it was in a public forum, I'd say it was rather impersonal.

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    My skeezing has finally caught up with me. Luckily, it's something curable. Dept. of public health will treat it for free.
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    I always knew you'd die a nobleman.

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    So that wasn't a cholera vaccination you gave me after all . . .
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    I'm going to extract what I put in later, Patrick. You know you're just an incubator. Don't get ownership-y.

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    But I've already named it Chancey.
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    You should hear the name it's given you.

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    It whispers it to me every night as it snuggles up against my cerebral cortex.
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    My first task on my new phone was to put the screen protector on it... I somehow managed to fuck even that up. I miss my blackberry already.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    What phone did you get?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    They made me get a stupid iPhone, so now I have to learn something new. Boo!

    So if I pay for the upgrade on spotify will I be able to listen to it on the iPhone if I have unlimited data usage? I really am in the stone age when it comes to electronic devices.
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    Yes, you should be able to. I listen to Spotify on my Android phone.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    OK, cool. Ivy was over last night and I have no tv in my living room, no stereo, no iPod so you just get to stare at each other and talk. Which is great, but it would be nice to at least have some background music playing. Someday I will be a grown up with all the nice things normal grown ups have.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    With Nick gone and your raise, won't you have a little extra money around to buy a stereo or at least those little speakers you could hook up to your phone for background music?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I just lost $630/month in my son's social security money since he turns 18 next week. So no, I am actually out a lot of money. I am worried I will be broke all the time again, I hate being broke. The raise will help, but not really enough I don't think. My son will start paying me rent next month so that is a portion of what I lost, but Nick was giving me twice the amount I am asking from my son. Once Jacob moves out I am going to look into either getting a roommate or breaking my lease and getting my own little one bedroom. I am excited for that, but scared shitless as well.
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    Well, maybe you get get some cheap phone speakers then. I think those would be under $20.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    Guilty! I fish a lot...I've had multiple species jizz on me and females spray eggs all over me.
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    I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT THIS

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Once Jacob moves out I am going to look into either getting a roommate or breaking my lease and getting my own little one bedroom. I am excited for that, but scared shitless as well.
    Good idea.
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    I just flung a glass of red wime across my room. My sheets and carpet will never be white again.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H_is_O View Post
    I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT THIS
    That?!

    What about THIS

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I just flung a glass of red wime across my room. My sheets and carpet will never be white again.
    I think that would actually look pretty awesome against bare white walls, The starker, the better. Maybe a deep Bordeaux splattered frivolously here and there for added drama. And, tell me it wouldn't be a great conversation piece.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    They made me get a stupid iPhone, so now I have to learn something new. Boo!

    So if I pay for the upgrade on spotify will I be able to listen to it on the iPhone if I have unlimited data usage? I really am in the stone age when it comes to electronic devices.
    Savings tip. If you get the Spotify upgrade you don't necessarily need the unlimited data depending on your regular usage. I only get the 2GB plan and have never been over and I use Spotify a lot. However, I only use the phone internet occasionally as I'm usually around a computer.

    If you put sync and stream on the 'normal' settings (94 kbit/s), you can sync a lot of music that wont take up any data if you go 'offline.' Also if you are in WiFi hotspot, Spotify will not take up any data. Streaming without WiFi on the 'normal' setting uses about 1/2GB a month for me which again I think is more then the average user at that setting.

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    Its a company phone so the data is already unlimited, but thanks for the tip, thats good to know if I decide to upgrade my personal phone.

    Bev, I agree it would look cool but the apt manager might disagree. The sheets might just have to be soaked in wine now though.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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