Confessions

[locachica73]

If you're not ready to bother with men just yet, use battery operated devices instead. -

I accidently sent that in the bag of porn to Nick's sisters house... OOPS!

[nathanfairchild]

Confession: a customer just caught me starting at another customer's ass while I was at work today.

In my defense, she was cute and was wearing yoga pants. Mmmmm

ok, serial killer.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I stage dived last night with a can of PBR in my hand. Too old for that shit. Ugh

[amyzzz]

I sometimes wear my bras 5 or 6 days before I wash them. And it was well over 100 degrees today.

[Mugwog]

Nothing is better than onion flavored nipples.

[Gribbz]

I stage dived last night with a can of PBR in my hand. Too old for that shit. Ugh

I miss the days when I could crowdsurf/stage dive without severely injuring the people below me.

[BROKENDOLL]

Nothing is better than onion flavored nipples.

I just laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes.


Get it? Onions. Tears to eyes?



STFU, B.D.

[amyzzz]

Nothing is better than onion flavored nipples.

That sounds like the newest flavor of Doritos. Alright!

[IceyHotshot]

I find people who wear glasses with no lenses are assholes and I find the practice in general offensive. Durant, Westbrook, LeBron, and Wade, you're all jerks.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I miss the days when I could crowdsurf/stage dive without severely injuring the people below me.

I'm beyond sore from others landing on my head.

[locachica73]

I have been walking around all morning with a hole in the back of my skirt, showing everyone my white ass. Awesome.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I find people who wear glasses with no lenses are assholes and I find the practice in general offensive. Durant, Westbrook, LeBron, and Wade, you're all jerks.

Ahahaha I was at mas Malo for happy hour last night and out waitress had glasses with no lenses and we were stupefied by it.

[JustSteve]

Shoulda busted out some three stooges moves, told her that's what you get for being a douche, should have had some lenses in.

[fikus222]

Next to red beanies and moccasins, my most hated piece of the hipster uniform is the 80s eyeglasses.

Don't these morons realize they're all dressing the same?!?!?!

[Mr. Dylanja]

I find people who wear glasses with no lenses are assholes and I find the practice in general offensive. Durant, Westbrook, LeBron, and Wade, you're all jerks.

For the record, Durant has bad vision and he wears actual prescription glasses.

[amyzzz]

Next to red beanies and moccasins, my most hated piece of the hipster uniform is the 80s eyeglasses.

Don't these morons realize they're all dressing the same?!?!?!

That's what conformity is. That's what fashion is.

[Gribbz]

I'm going to start wearing a hearing aid. Hopefully it catches on.

[locachica73]

My daughter went through a short phase of wearing the black plastic rims with no lenses, they were broke so she kept them together with a paperclip. I never got it. I wasn't aware that was "hipster". I am so far behind.

[amyzzz]

I'm going to start wearing a hearing aid. Hopefully it catches on.

Morrissey used to do that back in the 80's.

[PlayaDelWes]

Morrissey used to do that back in the 80's.

True. It's been done.


May I suggest:

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I sometimes wear my bras 5 or 6 days before I wash them. And it was well over 100 degrees today.

Could I get a 5 or 6 day old one off you? I will buy you a new one to replace it.

[Robin]

I used to have a kinda thick framed prescription glasses in college. Not the wide hipster ones, but the ones with smaller lenses.
Someone stole them from me for fashion.

[Starraven]

Next to red beanies and moccasins, my most hated piece of the hipster uniform is the 80s eyeglasses.

Don't these morons realize they're all dressing the same?!?!?!

Yesterday I bought a feather to clip in my hair. -_-

[IceyHotshot]

Well the black framed glasses are the only kind that look good on me. I had a pair of smaller ones in high school, swapped them out for some more standard wire framed glasses throughout most of college, and then more recently got the wider hipster variety of the thick rimmed kind. I would look best without glasses, but I'm not going to get Lasik at this age (stupid idea, since my eyesight will just get worse again, might as well wait till I am older to do that if ever) and I cannot wear contacts.

I am stuck with glasses, it's not a choice.

[amyzzz]

I think glasses are sexy on guys.

[Somewhat Damaged]

I think glasses are sexy on guys.

They're sexier on girls. Gives you something else to come on.

[IceyHotshot]

Glasses are attractive on attractive people and ugly on ugly people.

[HotHamWater]

If this thread only housed actual interesting confessions, it would be 2 pages.

[JustSteve]

They're sexier on girls. Gives you something else to come on.

I'll admit, that has been one of my more common searches on porn sites.

[amyzzz]

That is too funny. I would never have thought of that, being a girl.