September 16 - Earth
September 18 - DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist
September 20 - Skeletonwitch
September 21 - Nails
September 23 - Andy Stott
October 2 - Beck
October 3-5 - Austin City Limits
October 10 - Bonobo
October 20 - Mastodon
October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Festival
October 29 - The Melvins
November 7-9 - Fun Fun Fun Fest
November 18 - Slayer
I stage dived last night with a can of PBR in my hand. Too old for that shit. Ugh
Nothing is better than onion flavored nipples.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
I find people who wear glasses with no lenses are assholes and I find the practice in general offensive. Durant, Westbrook, LeBron, and Wade, you're all jerks.
8/23-24/14 FYF Fest - Expo Park //8/25/14 Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl // 9/6/14 Elvis Costello & Ben Folds - Hollywood Bowl
9/12-14/14 Riotfest - Humboldt Park, Chicago, IL // 9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl
Shoulda busted out some three stooges moves, told her that's what you get for being a douche, should have had some lenses in.
Next to red beanies and moccasins, my most hated piece of the hipster uniform is the 80s eyeglasses.
Don't these morons realize they're all dressing the same?!?!?!
9/18 CHVRCHES @ the Fox Theatre *Celebrating an Independent Scotland or United Kingdom?*
9/22 Tove Lo @ the Fillmore
9/27 Simian Mobile Disco @ The Mezzanine
10/5 The War On Drugs @ The Fillmore
10/21 Jessie Ware @ The Chapel
10/24 Little Dragon @ the Fox Theatre
10/24 Rüfüs Du Sol @ The Mezzanine
10/29 PHISH @ Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
10/31 AlunaGeorge @ 1015 (?)
11/29 London Grammar @ the Fox Theatre
My daughter went through a short phase of wearing the black plastic rims with no lenses, they were broke so she kept them together with a paperclip. I never got it. I wasn't aware that was "hipster". I am so far behind.
I used to have a kinda thick framed prescription glasses in college. Not the wide hipster ones, but the ones with smaller lenses.
Someone stole them from me for fashion.
Well the black framed glasses are the only kind that look good on me. I had a pair of smaller ones in high school, swapped them out for some more standard wire framed glasses throughout most of college, and then more recently got the wider hipster variety of the thick rimmed kind. I would look best without glasses, but I'm not going to get Lasik at this age (stupid idea, since my eyesight will just get worse again, might as well wait till I am older to do that if ever) and I cannot wear contacts.
I am stuck with glasses, it's not a choice.
Glasses are attractive on attractive people and ugly on ugly people.
If this thread only housed actual interesting confessions, it would be 2 pages.