I stage dived last night with a can of PBR in my hand. Too old for that shit. Ugh
Nothing is better than onion flavored nipples.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
I find people who wear glasses with no lenses are assholes and I find the practice in general offensive. Durant, Westbrook, LeBron, and Wade, you're all jerks.
10/22/14 - TV On The Radio @ Regent // 11/9/14 - Bad Religion @ Mayan // 11/14/14 - Death From Above 1979 @ Regent // 11/16/14 - Lucero @ Echo
Shoulda busted out some three stooges moves, told her that's what you get for being a douche, should have had some lenses in.
Next to red beanies and moccasins, my most hated piece of the hipster uniform is the 80s eyeglasses.
Don't these morons realize they're all dressing the same?!?!?!
10/21 Jessie Ware @ The Chapel
10/24 Little Dragon @ the Fox Theatre
10/24 Rüfüs Du Sol @ The Mezzanine
10/29 PHISH @ Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
10/31 AlunaGeorge @ 1015 (?)
02/07 London Grammar @ the Fox Theatre
03/01 Caribou @ The Fillmore (?)
I'm going to start wearing a hearing aid. Hopefully it catches on.
My daughter went through a short phase of wearing the black plastic rims with no lenses, they were broke so she kept them together with a paperclip. I never got it. I wasn't aware that was "hipster". I am so far behind.
I used to have a kinda thick framed prescription glasses in college. Not the wide hipster ones, but the ones with smaller lenses.
Someone stole them from me for fashion.
Well the black framed glasses are the only kind that look good on me. I had a pair of smaller ones in high school, swapped them out for some more standard wire framed glasses throughout most of college, and then more recently got the wider hipster variety of the thick rimmed kind. I would look best without glasses, but I'm not going to get Lasik at this age (stupid idea, since my eyesight will just get worse again, might as well wait till I am older to do that if ever) and I cannot wear contacts.
I am stuck with glasses, it's not a choice.
Glasses are attractive on attractive people and ugly on ugly people.
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