Confessions

[TomAz]

I love Portlandia. I love Carrie and I love Fred and I love all their skits no matter how I'll-conceived. I laugh.

[Pixiessp]

I love Portlandia. I love Carrie and I love Fred and I love all their skits no matter how I'll-conceived. I laugh.

I'm right there with you, Tom.

See avatar.

[greghead]

On March 10th, via webcam, I will be "attending" a birthday party that my ex-boyfriend is throwing.

For his cat.

Amazing. This sounds like it will be fun for about 30 seconds.

[PlayaDelWes]

This is the first week in three, we put out the trash to be picked up. Had to use some of the neighbor's space in their trash and recycling bins.

[Ha.SK]

I hit a parked car. I didn't leave a note.

[lehorne]

that makes up for it.

Broke a 24" LCD monitor last night trying to get it too close with it. Driving around today considered putting together a purely britpop compilation CD not necessarily to listen to the songs consecutively, but as a way to brag that I know them.

[insbordnat]

I haven't spent nearly enough time making music/playing records/playing around with synths as I want to be. I feel like all of the time I spend with my girlfriend prevents this, but then I also acknowledge my terrible time management skills prevent me from doing many of the things I'd like to be doing.

I'm exponentially happier when I'm creating rather than doing my "regular job". It's a shame what I do professionally doesn't allow me to express creativity, at least not often enough. Sometimes I daydream about quitting my job but being completely satsified even though I'd be making 20% of what I do now. Yeah, yeah, 1st world problems, etc. I often wonder whether my time management skills would be as terrible if I really enjoyed what I was doing, which is why I frequently put off work. I remember when I started my career 9 years ago I worked my ass off. It just doesn't excite me anymore.

[frizzlefry]

I've started seeing a therapist

[SoulDischarge]

For the past week at least, I've had my clean clothes hamper mixed up with my dirty clothes hamper. Upside: I still have a bunch of clean clothes to wear and don't have to go to the laundromat yet.

[TomAz]

I'm right there with you, Tom.

See avatar.

Did you read the New Yorker article on Fred and Carrie? They have a pretty weird relationship.

[locachica73]

I skipped work yesterday due to a hangover. I am way too old to be doing stupid shit like that.

[NachoCat]

You get a free pass on your b-day though

[HotHamWater]

No you don't.

Audra, you're right.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

You're supposed to arrange having the day off ahead of time knowing you will have a hangover.

[locachica73]

I know, and I usually would do that but the big night out drinking happened Friday, Sunday we were just going to a spring training game and it was early enough that I thought I would be fine. Unfortunately I had a bad reaction to sitting in the sun for 5 hours and drinking beer, or it might have been the bratwurst I had. I am usually pretty good about getting up the next day no matter how much I drink but I didn't even hear my alarm. I finally woke up at 8:30 when my phone kept ringing, I was even going to try to man up and come in at that point but standing up made me dizzy and pukey. I might have been dehydrated or something. I don't know. I still feel like shit even today.

[BROKENDOLL]

Not really a confession, but I think it's pretty cute how a year or two ago Loca didn't know the difference and couldn't care less about a football and a basketball, and now she's attending Spring Training sessions. Must be ...

I've started seeing a therapist

I need a therapist, but I don't know how to begin the process of finding one. I mean, do I make an appointment with my regular doctor and casually mention that I may be fucked up? Or, do I sit there rocking back and forth, hoping they'll notice?

[algunz]

BD, do you know what a baseball is?

And yes, I would ask your primary doctor. They should have recommendations.

[BROKENDOLL]

Oh, and I guess I should add that I'll be the first to admit that if you ask me what time it is, I'll tell you how they made the fucking clock first, and then forget what the original question was.

[locachica73]

lol, I have actually always been a fan of basketball, even before Nick. I have also been to several spring training and regular season baseball games. It's not because I like the game though, I find it completely boring, but it's a great time to sit out in the sun and drink beer. I like beer.

Until I met Nick I had never watched an entire football game though, now I see every football game, plus all the sportcenter highlights in between. I am even looking forward to the upcoming draft. I got a high five the other day because Nick mentioned a player and I actually knew what team he plays for. It really is love.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Did you read the New Yorker article on Fred and Carrie? They have a pretty weird relationship.

I had no idea Carrie was in Sleater-Kinney!!

[BROKENDOLL]

BD, do you know what a baseball is?

And yes, I would ask your primary doctor. They should have recommendations.

Of course I know what a baseball is... Why it chose to spend it's life being tossed forward in life, only to be bashed with a piece of wood is beyond me though. I mean, c'mon, footballs get treated to the glory of being held onto and carried into the end zone for a win, and while soccer balls get kicked around, they're still there for the win and may end up with a few net marks on their skin. But a baseball? Fucking stupid ass knows ahead of time that his odds are 50/50 that he's going to end up slammed with a hard plank of wood, or caught in a catcher's mitt and thrown back for more abuse. And to top it off, when and if there's a grand slam, the ball is nowhere to be seen! All that abuse to just be knocked out of the park...dumbest fucking ball out of all of them if you ask me.

Would you like to know what time it is now?

[algunz]

I think waterpolo balls are the luckiest.

[BROKENDOLL]

I think waterpolo balls are the luckiest.

Yeah, but think of the horses... must suck for them.
Actually, now that I think about it, polo balls are pretty abused as well. Poor things start out perfectly round and smooth and end up looking like golf balls at the end of the game. With that loss of identity, I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up sitting next to a polo ball at a therapist's office waiting for my appointment.

[BROKENDOLL]

[cutterbutter]

Ate an entire can of sour cream & onion pringles in one go. Mmmm time for sleep.

[algunz]

Yeah, but think of the horses... must suck for them.
Actually, now that I think about it, polo balls are pretty abused as well. Poor things start out perfectly round and smooth and end up looking like golf balls at the end of the game. With that loss of identity, I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up sitting next to a polo ball at a therapist's office waiting for my appointment.

Hahaha, you do not know your balls?

[Somewhat Damaged]

Damn, injured my jerk-off arm at kickboxing tonight. Guess it's gonna be an early night.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Surely you can pay your wife to jerk you off

[kreutz2112]

Tell her you'll wear a Martin Gore mask.

[Hannahrain]

RuPaul's Drag Race reruns have made me cry twice in the past two days.