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    MARLON BRANDO

    The two petulent fuckfaces in OutKast are going to steal the title of "Shittiest Coachella Headliner Ever" from those pretentious cockalorums The Stone Roses. These guys are going to stink up the fucking main stage so bad the entire shithole city of Indio is going to smell like a menstruating teenage mutant ninja turtle for the next decade. I don't know how these two ranting mongoloids got booked as headliners when they're nothing more than a 3 hit wonder. If Golden Voice is willing to book these 90s has beens I guess there's a chance we could see Smash Mouth or Sugar Ray headlining next year. Mark Motha Fucking McGrath would love to croon for you hipsters. If Sugar Ray was the headliner you can bet there would be a lot of cougars roaming the Coachella grounds looking for some twenty-something D. Some of you pussy ass Ben Gibbards might get to see a non pixelated vag for the first time if one of these cougs decided she wanted to lower her standards and get rammed while Mark and the fellas play #1 Al-Rock Hit "Every Morning." I know some of the higher ups at Golden Voice; I'll tell those suits you guys want to see Sugar Ray next year so you can get laid for the first time

    The only reason OutKast reunited is because these two fools need money due to their solo albums bombing worse than Kim Kardashian's single "Jam (Turn It Up)." I understand why these niggas gotta get paid, them strippers and sizzurp ain't cheap but I don't know why you jackoffs are excited. These fuckers haven't played a show in over a decade and never played for more than 50 minutes when they last toured. These pussies are going to get up on stage and play 14 songs and then go back stage and get rim jobs from some 18 year old starfuckers from Riverside. There is no way these boys play for more than 60 minutes; have you seen how fucking fat Big Boi is these days? That boy has been enjoying himself some fucking Mickey D's in the ATL. There ain't no way that Black Michelin Man can get throw more than 14 songs. KROQ better have Dr. Drew side stage to help get Big Boi some oxygen after the first 4 songs.

    Hip-Hop sucks dick live; especially when it's coming from some old egotistical pussies that hate performing live who will be using a shitload of backing tracks. These two douchers are only coming to coachella for two reasons: to get paid and to lick some labia.
    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...ILL-SUCK-COCK!
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    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    But really, it was such a hot mess. But from past shows, they HAVE potential to put on a good set! I don't know what happened. It wouldn't have been the worst if at least Andre didn't looked so disinterested.
    And you know it's going to be bad when Big Boi has on a flashier outfit than Dre.

    And relying WAY too heavily on the backing tracks. The live band almost didn't even seem necessary. Especially the backup singers who were mostly lip synching the tracks backups vocals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    But really, it was such a hot mess. But from past shows, they HAVE potential to put on a good set! I don't know what happened. It wouldn't have been the worst if at least Andre didn't looked so disinterested.
    And you know it's going to be bad when Big Boi has on a flashier outfit than Dre.

    And relying WAY too heavily on the backing tracks. The live band almost didn't even seem necessary. Especially the backup singers who were mostly lip synching the tracks backups vocals.
    Pretty much. The internet is imploding.
    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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