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    Look Charles Barkley, I have a magic book!
    Girl, that's a menu! You never been to the cheesecake factory?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: Hello Charles Barkley, would you like to hold my invisible baby?

    I dunno what he's on about, but I love Charles Barkley. I met him at a gas station once. true story.

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    Default Re: Hello Charles Barkley, would you like to hold my invisible baby?

    Back in like 92 during the NBA finals right?

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    Default Re: Hello Charles Barkley, would you like to hold my invisible baby?

    ok this is getting annoying

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    Default Re: Hello Charles Barkley, would you like to hold my invisible baby?

    noooo, this was like in 2000. he was either retired or semi-retired playing for Houston. the cool thing was, he was talking to the cashier at the gas station exactly the same way he talks on national TV. same tone, same sort of friendly outspokenness.

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    Default Re: Hello Charles Barkley, would you like to hold my invisible baby?

    Semi

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    Default Re: Hello Charles Barkley, would you like to hold my invisible baby?

    erik doesn't like sir charles, i guess.

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    I saw Sir Charles signing autographs for kids FROM THE BENCH during a pre-season game when he was still with the Sixers at Veteran's Coliseum.
    I also watched one of their practices on the underground court at America West Arena the year after they went to the Finals.Joe Kleine had just joined the team and he and Barkley were guarding each other.Joe had been a really high draft pick a long time ago and Charles was trash talking with him.
    He said,"When you came in you were a Rolls-Royce,now you're just a Hyundai"
    and also,"When you started you were Secretariat,now you're Mr. Ed"
    Charles Barkley is my favorite sports figure ever,followed closely by Ali and Lou Gehrig.
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    Best golf swing ever

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    Dammit you beat me to it.

    I hope my heaven is playing rounds of golf eternally with Charles Barkley.
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    "I was a Republican until they lost their minds."

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    Default Re: Hello Charles Barkley, would you like to hold my invisible baby?

    Quote Originally Posted by BoardsofCoachella View Post

    Best golf swing ever


    How is it even physically possible to strike a golf ball with a swing like that? I thought he had ripped his ACL mid-swing. Hysterical.

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    Best golf swing ever
    My god it's like he has rickets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Look Charles Barkley, I have a magic book!
    Girl, that's a menu! You never been to the cheesecake factory?
    I watched SNL last night too. Her Bjork impression was hilarious! It was a good episode except for Bon Jovi performing twice, where as the musical guest Foo Fighters only performed once. What the fuck was that about!?

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    My friend goes to the same gym as Charles (a very snotty-type "club" in North Scottsdale). She said he's always parked on an exercise bike riding it and trying to get people to talk to him, but people there are scared to talk to him because they don't want to bother him. So he's sitting there, looking like a big monster on a big wheel trying to start conversations and everyone passes him by. She thinks it's funny. But, she did say he's very personable and a pretty damn nice guy.
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    Kristen Wiig puts Bill Hader to shame.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: Hello Charles Barkley, would you like to hold my invisible baby?

    I need Dave Wang to explain to me what the fuck this is about. Until then, I have no comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFuJoe View Post
    haha BORK
    ass on the grill

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    the oldest shirt I own(still) is my Barkley vs Godzilla shirt from 2nd grade...its a good shirt...
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post

    i would eat a live puppy for that shirt in a large
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    mines kinda like that except its in black and godzilla doesnt look like ray charles...
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    i would eat a live puppy for that shirt in a large



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    YES!!!
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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