Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

[Hannahrain]

And the rest of you either enjoy it or don't, I don't really care.

$300 seeking fellow indigos to live amongst


Indigo male, 45 years old, self published writer, artist, meditator, yoga practitioner, sixth chakra stage of spiritual developement, vegan, drug free, open minded, healer, channeler, organic gardener, self realized, infinite being of love, need other beings who are of a higher consciousness to coexist with. i am seeking a space in the (country outside eugene so i can commute via bicycle) in clear clean air, clear clean water, mature trees, and open space suitable for organic food production.
i respect privacy of others and hope for the same from others. i enjoy quiet solitude, respect of uniqueness and individual rights. seeking a home where i can grow into the infinite being of divine love we all are realized or not.
Namaste' pascal

[menikmati]

gorillamask.net does the same thing for horny frat boys

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If you are different than run-of-the-mill San Diego,...........please read on ...............

My name is Will, aka Sir William the Gladhearted, aka Luke Universe-Walker, and I not only Trust the Force, I KNOW THAT I AM THE FORCE, for it is inside me! And SO IT IS FOR YOU! I know this to be true.

No, I am not crazy nor wacko, (nor AM I from Waco)---I Simply Understand AND Live THE SECRET!
That makes me "not normal", THANK GOD!!!!!!!!...............
and, yes, slightly eccentric , and absolutely unique.

Now that can scare some people, especially since I can think and declare something and it shows up in my Life IMMEDIATELY, .............
but it does not scare you, because you also UNDERSTAND ALSO --- and I KNOW it excites you too

(To UNDERSTAND what/how I mean by all this, please visit www thesecret.tv) No this is not a commercial, but this is an incredible movie which is sweeping the globe and which Will change your life forever.

I just returned to San Diego, and accepted a senior exec position that I have dreamed of all my life. I also own two companies engaged in SECRET works.

Want to help me make this a year to remember?

Since I KNOW my Path, my Destiny and the Benevolence of The Force, BEING (ala Eckhart Tolle) , aka God, I also know that you are waiting and looking for me with the same intense passion, intention and Knowing that The Law of Attraction is working.

LET'S BREAK THE RULES, STARTING TONIGHT OR TOMORROW!! How about we talk, and/or have coffee, or whatever suits you best to be at ease and open.
I Know that both of us are waiting to re-unite with our Soulmate, and re-Become the "Be-Loved of My Be-loved". For we ARE twins-separated-before conception, incarnated for service to Humanity.

I KNOW THAT I AM -- Present and finally Ready--- You are my Present and this has been written in the Stars long ago.

I KNOW that you Understand AGAPE-Love and want more than a mere friend or f**ck?? O HELL YES!
(And of course when appropriate, Great Tantric Bliss and Lovemaking is Guaranteed..... O Hell YES YES YES YES

I KNOW that you Dream of finding a man who understands cuddling before and after? O HELL YES!!!!

I KNOW that Want a True Friend, who has your back and your front, and your heart, your soul and your Well-Being always in mind at all times?
O HELL YES, YES PLEASE !!

I KNOW that you love holding hands and walking while talking as much as anything else?
O HELL YES, we DO!!!

THEN let’s break the Rules ..... O HELL YES! WHY NOT??

I am a good man. You are a good woman....

The "rules" say good men and women must get to know each other slowly, and cautiously. The tired-old fear caution and my-past-and pain-rules paradigm.

Well, let's break the rules!! O HELL YES, YES !!

How about you call me and we talk, and then, we start the first day as best friends. It is no-thing more than a decision to move into and BE-come Love. No rules, no fears, no pain, no past to interfere and limit, no harm, no fouls.

Just the kind of decent, total, unconditional instant buddy-love and friendship you see in the movies.
After all, movies are a reflection of the rare side of life. So are you and I.

I am well over 50, yet look and act 40-45, sometimes Billy is present at 12…... I am handsome, tall, successful, and very honorable. Most importantly I live fully In-Theos, In-Spirit. I am a spiritual teacher feminist-matriarch and student, a vegetarian, and a lover of life, and of all creatures. Also I am a surfer, hiker, mtn biker rider, Amtrak addict, aging hippie-entrepreneur, and lover of Mother Earth (Gaia).

I believe in the feminist-matriarchist principle, and yet I am still appropriately masculine. I love big families, and also "just us" at a beach house in front of the fire.

I am very successful in business and Life, and I NEED to share my enthusiasm, abundance and Love with my Mate, to make the world a better place together.

I have a Masters in Love-making, and a PhD in cuddling. I believe in and I KNOW I AM The Force, "Being", A Miracle, and SO ARE YOU... also,
Santa Claus, and Love at first byte. I can't wait to meet you, know you and hold you.

eAbundance dot net is my website, should you wish to know more. It’s best to read the personal stuff and overlook the business pitches and content, selling you in NOT my intention or desire.



Trust the FORCE, Lucia!!!!

JUST DO IT !!
O HELL YES, YES !! O HELL YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSSS

to get the full effect of different font colors, pictures of dolphins, and flashing text, please direct yourself here.

[Hannahrain]

Me: Bouncer You: Nude Brunette - m4w - 31


I was the bouncer at the costume party last week and you were the ravishing black-haired beauty who showed up at the door, fully nude.

First of all, I admire your boldness. When I told you (reluctantly) that a costume was required, you left in a huff, but came back about an hour later, still nude, but now wearing black socks and black mittens.

I asked what you were supposed to be. You said proudly:

"I'm the Five of Spades!"

[miscorrections]

also:

My parole officer is in intensive care

He's got cancer who wants to celebrate hey yeah.

[miscorrections]

and one more:

WIG MAKER (I am trying to connect with you)

You are a GREAT Wig MAKER working with Los Angeles clients. You sew in individual strands of human hair on a weave cap. I am trying to locate you. If you are here please connect with me.

[TomAz]

posts #1 and #3 show what happens to people who don't eat meat.

[Jenniehoo]

"I have a Masters in Love-making, and a PhD in cuddling."

He'll never be able to find a job with that.

[RotationSlimWang]

"I have a Masters in Love-making, and a PhD in cuddling."

He'll never be able to find a job with that.

Still not as bad as a Philosophy major.

[PotVsKtl]

Or film degree.

[RotationSlimWang]

Equally true.

Women's Studies ftw.

[Hannahrain]

Apt Size Fridge -- owrks great, not pretty

This is the best picture I can find right now -- this was before 3 sides were painted silver -- it'd be great for a draft beer or cans. It's on the curb at 425 Clark Street -- fridge only - (we're in a remodel the other things are called for) thanks

[Hannahrain]

My Destiny - 20

Hi to start you maybe wondering why my title says My Destiny well to me it seems like my destiny is to be alone with no friends or in a relationship with a female im looking to change that im what most people would call a unsocial butterfly its not that i dont get out to try and meet people im just shy and not confident in myself. I only have 2 friends that i could hang out with but they never want to hang out with me cause they arent into the stuff im into i like to play video games go bowling mini golf and watch movies i dont smoke or drink so i have no clue if thats another reason they dont want to hang out.

[RotationSlimWang]

Someone should reply to that ad:

Hi, I am in fact your destiny. Just embrace me already.

Sincerely,
Suicide

[Alchemy]

My Destiny - 20

mini golf

putt-putt?

[suprefan]

Goofy golf

[caco0283]

Someone should reply to that ad:

Hi, I am in fact your destiny. Just embrace me already.

Sincerely,
Suicide

your best post ever

[gaypalmsprings]

Re: gambling (Reality)

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I won $50 and a blowjob this year - yes we restaurant workers do bet on things like that

Wow. Who knew that the resident Panama City Crack Whore moonlights in a restaurant?!

[fatbastard]

I miss Corinna.

[SoulDischarge]

Check out my boyfriend's wicked sweet metal band.

[Grandma]

when the fuck will people learn that you don't link to craigslist...

[SoulDischarge]

I'm too fucking lazy to screen shot it, and honestly, it's not good enough to warrant more than a click through.