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    Default Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    And the rest of you either enjoy it or don't, I don't really care.

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    Default Re: Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    gorillamask.net does the same thing for horny frat boys

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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Me: Bouncer You: Nude Brunette - m4w - 31


    I was the bouncer at the costume party last week and you were the ravishing black-haired beauty who showed up at the door, fully nude.

    First of all, I admire your boldness. When I told you (reluctantly) that a costume was required, you left in a huff, but came back about an hour later, still nude, but now wearing black socks and black mittens.

    I asked what you were supposed to be. You said proudly:

    "I'm the Five of Spades!"

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    Default Re: Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    also:

    My parole officer is in intensive care

    He's got cancer who wants to celebrate hey yeah.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Default Re: Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    and one more:

    WIG MAKER (I am trying to connect with you)

    You are a GREAT Wig MAKER working with Los Angeles clients. You sew in individual strands of human hair on a weave cap. I am trying to locate you. If you are here please connect with me.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Default Re: Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    posts #1 and #3 show what happens to people who don't eat meat.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    "I have a Masters in Love-making, and a PhD in cuddling."

    He'll never be able to find a job with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenniehoo View Post
    "I have a Masters in Love-making, and a PhD in cuddling."

    He'll never be able to find a job with that.
    Still not as bad as a Philosophy major.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    Or film degree.

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    Default Re: Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    Equally true.

    Women's Studies ftw.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Apt Size Fridge -- owrks great, not pretty

    This is the best picture I can find right now -- this was before 3 sides were painted silver -- it'd be great for a draft beer or cans. It's on the curb at 425 Clark Street -- fridge only - (we're in a remodel the other things are called for) thanks


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    My Destiny - 20

    Hi to start you maybe wondering why my title says My Destiny well to me it seems like my destiny is to be alone with no friends or in a relationship with a female im looking to change that im what most people would call a unsocial butterfly its not that i dont get out to try and meet people im just shy and not confident in myself. I only have 2 friends that i could hang out with but they never want to hang out with me cause they arent into the stuff im into i like to play video games go bowling mini golf and watch movies i dont smoke or drink so i have no clue if thats another reason they dont want to hang out.

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    Someone should reply to that ad:

    Hi, I am in fact your destiny. Just embrace me already.

    Sincerely,
    Suicide
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    My Destiny - 20

    mini golf
    putt-putt?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Goofy golf

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Someone should reply to that ad:

    Hi, I am in fact your destiny. Just embrace me already.

    Sincerely,
    Suicide
    your best post ever
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Re: gambling (Reality)

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    Date: 2012-05-28, 12:27AM EDT
    Reply to: pfnkp-3042009532@pers.craigslist.org
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    I won $50 and a blowjob this year - yes we restaurant workers do bet on things like that

    Wow. Who knew that the resident Panama City Crack Whore moonlights in a restaurant?!
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    I miss Corinna.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Default Re: Where Corinna and Hannah post funny things from Craigslist.

    when the fuck will people learn that you don't link to craigslist...

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    I'm too fucking lazy to screen shot it, and honestly, it's not good enough to warrant more than a click through.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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