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    So schoolofbitches is acting like a little bitch right now He lost a bet and wont man up. This is the text message conversation I just pulled from my google voice

    Me: I hate you 10:33 AM
    Gabe: I'm teaching you a valuable lesson 10:40 AM
    Me: Not to be premature on a game like you are in bed 10:51 AM
    Gabe: No. Not to taunt people about your bullshit team that everyone hates until they actually hoist a trophy which will be NEVER 10:53 AM
    Me: BOOM 10:55 AM
    Me: Loser has to watch two films winner picks 10:59 AM
    Gabe: I'll take that. Any restrictions? 11:00 AM
    Me: Netflix and local theaters 11:00 AM
    Gabe Anderson: Ugh. Alright I think I can make that work. Reviews mandatory though - gotta prove you actually watch what I send you 11:01 AM
    Me: Done 11:07 AM


    So now since Miami won he wont go and watch Rock of Ages....MAN THE FUCK UP GABE
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    Yeah Gabe. Man up.

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    I want to see Rock of Ages. What does that say about me?!
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    Really, Gabe? If you didn't want to watch a terrible movie you probably should not have agreed to anything that would give Ronnie choices.
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    Why would anyone make a bet with caco about the Miami Heat anyway? Caco only talks about the NBA when it's finals time and the Miami Heat are winning. It's never good to make a bet with someone like that. That's just asking for trouble. It's like when a guy plays fantasy football with his girlfriend who only picks her team based on colors of uniforms, mascots, and player cuteness. She's going to win. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you stop making stupid bets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by casey View Post
    Why would anyone make a bet with caco about the Miami Heat anyway? Caco only talks about the NBA when it's finals time and the Miami Heat are winning. It's never good to make a bet with someone like that. That's just asking for trouble. It's like when a guy plays fantasy football with his girlfriend who only picks her team based on colors of uniforms, mascots, and player cuteness. She's going to win. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you stop making stupid bets.
    ahhh that was so cute and just about as wrong as Gabe
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    Too bad there's not double features anymore, because a Rock Of Ages/That's My Boy viewing would be torture.

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    Ronnie fail: not making him watch "That's My Boy" instead.
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    Magic Mike and Rock of Ages seem like a good fit too.

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    Magic Mike looks awesome, what the fuck are you talking about
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    Nothing about that movie looks awesome. The only thing awesome about it will be the filthy, hard bone-session I'll have with my girlfriend after she watches it with her girlfriends and comes home with loving on her mind.
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    Magic Mike will be good. It's a Soderbergh film; anyone expecting a male Showgirls is...well, probably going to skip it. But they'll be wrong. It will be much more interesting than it appears.
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    back to back Madea films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    back to back Madea films.
    I would say Rock of Ages followed by the Kate Perry movie in 3D would suffice for torture.

    Hell, see if there is a screening of Rock of Ages in 3D too, 4 hours of 3D crap.

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    Cut it down to one film, but he has to go see it in a Fall Out Boy t-shirt.
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    I would watch Rock Of Ages. Just have a few drinks before hand and it will be ok

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    Given Gabe's thirst for spending hours in theaters with completely unwatchable movies, I don't understand his protest to this particular one. Gabe, what's the problem? Why the welshing? At least it's got Alec Baldwin.
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    I'm not welching, for the record. I said I will watch it on Netflix. Which was one of Ronnie's conditions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Cut it down to one film, but he has to go see it in a Fall Out Boy t-shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    I'm not welching, for the record. I said I will watch it on Netflix. Which was one of Ronnie's conditions.
    Would you like for me to identify a suitable screening at your local theater?

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    No but if you have it's Netflix drop date, I'd be much obliged.
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    I'm not an epidemiologist, but if I'm not mistaken the Netflix and local theaters term implies a prioritization of expediency rather than a grab-bag of possibilities.

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    A stinking burlap grab-bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    ahhh that was so cute and just about as wrong as Gabe
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    And he probably was going to pick Sátántangó if he won. No bitching if that kind of thing was his plan if the tables were turned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutterbutter View Post
    And he probably was going to pick Sátántangó if he won. No bitching if that kind of thing was his plan if the tables were turned.
    Not probably - 100% certain. And I am almost as certain that he never would have watched it.

    Nevertheless, after consulting an impartial mediator (not any of you punishers), I have accepted the decision to see it next week in a theater.
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    You could always make the experience more tolerable by getting one of Ronnie's ex-lovers to pleasure you during the screening. They'd probably appreciate the free snacks and the chance to play hooky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Not probably - 100% certain. And I am almost as certain that he never would have watched it.

    Nevertheless, after consulting an impartial mediator (not any of you punishers), I have accepted the decision to see it next week in a theater.
    Buy a ticket for Moonrise Kingdom or something else worthy of your money, not that piece of shit. Then go watch it.

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