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    All I would have to do is place the investment on the event in, then use a FRACTION of the ticket value to fly to Deviate, and bankroll Deviate's entire way through the trip. And cash the ticket upon return. 95,000 in pure profit.

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    You're thinking like a gambler dealing with a logical game--this is your failing. You making the bet or not, pansy?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I'm not going to place a wager at a defaulting book.

    It's like buying war bonds for the Confederacy.

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    I have some on ebay right now if you're interested.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I tried to kill myself 4 times while reading this thread.

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    I hope you're okay LOL!

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    <3 <3
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    I tried to kill myself 4 times while reading this thread.
    Pot v. Skittles was careful to only inject enough misdirected sympathy to get him a trip in the ambulance, not enough to actually make his heart stop in protest.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    fuck LA? Fuck you. End yourself

    ehh, maybe not actually.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Um... no, fuck LA is correct. Fuck here. But way to have every concert and movie, LA. Aside from that, you smoke metropolitan pole.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I have always been of the mind that if there were about 8 million less people here, this would be a great city to live in.
    For your health

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    Especially if you could choose which ones to disintegrate.

    Line up, excessive-hair-gel douchebags!

    Get on the train, chiahuahua-carrying rich bitches!
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Randy's not a big believer in diversity.

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    I'm a big believer in diversity, except in the case of diversions that I don't like--those must be made into Volkswagens like my ancestors were. =)
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Randy was the one who earlier brought up deviate's potential suicide (with prodding from me). So Deviate responds by starting a thread about it...makes sense to me, there were a few people who were wondering.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    This thread is so fucking emo. You are all celebrating a giant failure. He didn't do it. He failed. Very sad that he would attempt and even sadder that he failed at it.

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    but yablo said it was ok!!!!!!!

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    LA sucks. Even Win Butler thinks so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    This thread is so fucking emo. You are all celebrating a giant failure. He didn't do it. He failed. Very sad that he would attempt and even sadder that he failed at it.
    Lol i think that your post are the funniest.
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    Dude, suicide is so 90's.

    Murder in the 00's!!

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    The cleaning lady at the hotel I was at found my body with the needle still in my arm, blood running down my arm and collecting into a little pool in my hand.

    I'm calling bullshit. How in the hell did you know all these little tiny details if you were in a near death o.d.
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Somewhere there's a cleaning lady message board with a thread called "So this guy tried to kill himself..."

    And a detailed summary of how a mix of baking powder and Sprite can get blood out of a carpet.

    All aboard the train to hell.

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    I will have your babies.

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    At least this isnt happening to you:



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    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    but yablo said it was ok!!!!!!!
    Blow me. I'm just saying it was already a known subject matter. You overextend sometimes, cupie doll.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    The thought has crsed my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    At least this isnt happening to you:



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    How long do you let that shit grow before you take the scissors to it. Damn

    Oh well i know someone who doesn't have to dress up for halloween.
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    420, how's it going?
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    You need to try harder, Deviate. C'mon, you can do it, sweetie. Just think of something other than fucking up for a change.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    How 'bout you think of being something other than an asshole for a change, Randy?

    I guess your pretty bent about being left high and dry, as far as your drug situation, while someone was diverted by thoughts of suicide.

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