So I tried to kill myself...

[amyzzz]

I hope you feel better, deviate.
You want a Sisters of Mercy postcard?

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Who knew Owen Wilson read the board?

[amyzzz]

I knew.

[marooko]

deviate, chill with that crap. noone who knows and loves you wants to hear youre dead. noone on the board wants to hear their coachella friend that they never met, but hang out with at every coachella is dead. seriously.

[J~$$$]

Mint chip ice cream is the best. I had a mint chip ice cream shake on the way to work this morning, it was jummy. This thread is really emo.

[faxman75]

I have to agree that attempting and failing at suicide is pretty dumb. Yes if you killed yourself, the living would be sad and you would be missed but it's just a douchey move to "attempt" and then say you are recovering. All of the sudden you get sympathy, shoulnd't your suicide be a private thing, especially if you failed? Why tell people? I don't understand it really, the people giving the sympathy that is. Maybe it's a bit of codependency, I dunno but why give sympathy to someone who doesn't give a damn about themselves or the people they are going to affect? If you are going to do it, then do it. Kill yourself, we mourne the death and everyone moves on. The whole attempting is a vicious cycle of sympathy and attention.

I would feel bad if you killed yourself but obviously if you were determined and really wanted to leave life you would do it the right way and life must be so miserable that the end is obviously needed so you don't have to feel the way you do anymore.

[J~$$$]

I believe in the power of unicorns.

[TomAz]

Mint chip ice cream is the best. I had a mint chip ice cream shake on the way to work this morning, it was jummy. This thread is really emo.

Ice cream for breakfast? jeez.

I can't tell if this thread is genuinely emo or ironically emo.

[betao]

next time you're feeling down, go to outback steakhouse and get their cheese fries with ranch dressing... my god those are good.

srsly.

[J~$$$]

Ice cream for breakfast? jeez.

I can't tell if this thread is genuinely emo or ironically emo.

Its alias emo.

Hell yeah its soy too. Cow milk is the fucking disgusting.

[Grandma]

If I had to do myself in, I would overdose on prunes.

[J~$$$]

Whats happenin G-mah? What are the plans for the weekend?

[Grandma]

Im going to an arts and crafts fair on Saturday, then on sunday im going with a friend of mine to a ron popeil informercial taping. What are you up to this weekend?

[thinnerair]

cougar!!!

[J~$$$]

Im joining wheel watchers.

[RotationSlimWang]

Thank God for Grandma bringing some feminine wile over to this thread--it's been gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys since its inception.

[thinnerair]

dudes kissing dudes. forever.

[thinnerair]

Dont kill yourself. Cheer up, pussy. Get a hobby. Do this:

Martha Stewart Death Metal Party Band looking for...

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YOU!

Vocalist and keyboardist looking for talented musicians to complete cover band line-up that will play hardcore versions of... amongst many artists... John Mayer, the Dave Matthews Band, Kenny G, the Eagles, and innumerable other songs that are just screaming for that Sexy Martha Stewart blend of death metal fury and homespun goodness.

Drummers: must have ridiculous drum set, love NEIL PEART, and have intense desire to bring pointlessly large drum sets to every gig. The faster you can play beats on the double bass kick, the better.

Guitarists: must have musicality sensitivity to shred ruthlessly over EACH and EVERY song they have EVER PLAYED.

Bassists: must have ability to show up on time AND not be closet guitarists.

All ages and genders feel free to apply. We only request that you are as serious as us, have the gear, the time, and the passion to annihilate time-honored classics like 'your body is a wonderland', 'desparado', and 'crash'.

[Pasketti]

If I went all the way to LA and didn't go to Amoeba I'd probably want to kill myself too!

[RotationSlimWang]

dudes kissing dudes. forever.

That's the best thing I've heard today that Thom Yorke wasn't involved in.

[J~$$$]

Martha Stewart Death Metal Party Band coachella 08.

[TomAz]

That's the best thing I've heard today that Thom Yorke wasn't involved in.

to your knowledge, you mean.

[RotationSlimWang]

to your knowledge, you mean.

Thom Yorke kissing dudes, you mean?

To hope... perchance, to dream?

[BROKENDOLL]

deviate, chill with that crap. noone who knows and loves you wants to hear youre dead. noone on the board wants to hear their coachella friend that they never met, but hang out with at every coachella is dead. seriously.

Hurry up Coachella 2008! A group hug is long overdue!!!

[J~$$$]

ewwwwww.....

[thinnerair]

srsly

[BROKENDOLL]

Okay, fuck it then...How 'bout a quick spin of "Together...?"

[J~$$$]

ewwwww.....

[thinnerair]

srsly

[rage patton]

Martha Stewart Death Metal Party Band coachella 08.

See you there!