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    Yes sir, you read it correctly.Tried to inject a bunch of OxyContin and I failed to administer enough. The cleaning lady at the hotel I was at found my body with the needle still in my arm, blood running down my arm and collecting into a little pool in my hand. i was rushed to the ER and to my surprise, I was revived. I awoke and was immediately asked for insurance information then moved to a suicide watch ward. i would say all in all my time in LA was in interesting one. And to think all I wanted to do was go to Amoeba records and have a good time..

    Needless to say, I am back home, recovering and have once again flaked on Randy. Fuck LA
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    Dear Lord... good to hear you are better man!

    Did you pick up any good records atleast?
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Dear Lord... good to hear you are better man!

    Did you pick up any good records atleast?
    Did not even make it to Amoeba.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Did you pick up any good records atleast?

    all joking aside...im glad youre ok but please get help...people do care...
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    why would you care about fucking Wang over if you meant to die beforehand anyways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    why would you care about fucking Wang over if you meant to die beforehand anyways?
    I had other things happened while In la that caused me to feel the way I did. Perhaps tomorrow i will give all the back story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviate_420 View Post
    I had other things happened while In la that caused me to feel the way I did. Perhaps tomorrow i will give all the back story.
    boring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviate_420 View Post
    I had other things happened while In la that caused me to feel the way I did. Perhaps tomorrow i will give all the back story.
    you are looking for livejournal, not coachjournal.

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    always gotta have that insurance info

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    Rock and roll!
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Frankie: Boy. You wanna talk about some pain? I bought one o' them linoleum knives the other day, you know?

    Willie: With the double edge?

    Frankie: Right.

    Willie: Yeah?

    Frankie: So, I go home, you know, and I spread my toes apart and I just start sawing, back and forth and back and forth, you know?

    Willie: Mm hmm.

    Frankie: And I take a little thing o' Tobasco sauce, you know?

    Willie: Yeah.

    Frankie: And just dump it on there. Talk about a hotfoot, mister! Boy, that was rough.

    Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--?

    Frankie: Meat thermometers?

    Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--?

    Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?

    Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.

    Frankie: Boy, that must smart.

    Willie: I know! I HATE when THAT happens.

    Frankie: You know what I hate?

    Willie: What?

    Frankie: I go into the kitchen, I open the drawer, you know?

    Willie: Uh huh?

    Frankie: And I take out a, uh--

    Willie: Carrot scraper?

    Frankie: Right. And I stick it up my nose, you know, and I'm rootin' it around, and, you know, gettin' all the mucus membranes out o' there, you know? And then I take one o' them, uh--?

    Willie: Mentholated eucalyptus cough drops?

    Frankie: Right. And I stick it-- wedge it up there, you know? I take a couple o' whiffs, boy. Heh, ya feel like your head's gonna explode.

    Willie: Boy, isn't THAT the truth? It's like the other night. I'm in the attic and I got a bunch o' mousetraps, ya know?

    Frankie: Right.

    Willie: And, for bait, I used a big piece of, uh--

    Frankie: Camembert?

    Willie: Right. So, so I set the trap, right? A-a-a-a-and I wanna see if the trap was gonna work, right? So I got the Camembert in there.

    Frankie: Right.

    Willie: But every time I went to taste the cheese, the thing came down right on my tongue! ... I'm tellin' ya -- after forty, fifty times, I - I - I couldn't even feel the cheese, much less taste it. I hate when THAT happens, I'll tell ya that.

    Frankie: Boy, you know what I hate? I hate-- I got a gross o' them, uh--?

    Willie: Razor blades?

    Frankie: No.

    Willie: Fish hooks?

    Frankie: No.

    Willie: Ah?

    Frankie: Thumb tacks.

    Willie: Ah! Yeah.

    Frankie: Right?

    Willie: Yeah.

    Frankie: So I bring 'em home, you know, and I sprinkle 'em all out over the floor, you know?

    Willie: Points up?

    Frankie: Right.

    Willie: Uh huh.

    Frankie: Then I strip down to the nude and I just ROLL back and forth across the room, ya know? Stickin' in all over my body. Then I jump in a hot tub and just soak.

    Willie: Mm hmm.

    Frankie: Hate that.

    Willie: Sounds very painful.

    Frankie: Very painful.
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    Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
    [Torture ***** what?]
    What?
    I'll fuckin
    I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
    with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
    Right?
    Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
    for like a half hour
    Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
    Tssssssss

    [Yeah, I'll fuckin
    Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
    Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
    And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat]
    Ooooohhhh
    [Whassup? BLAOWWW!!]

    I'll fuckin
    I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
    and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
    [I'll fuckin]

    [I'll fuckin
    I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
    off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker]

    I'll fuckin
    I'll fuckin
    sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
    and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    i hurt myself today...to see if i still feel...
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    jesus, i hate people that try to kill themselves and fail. first of all, you are the biggest pussy bitch ever for even trying. all suicide does is cause pain for everybody you love, just cuz you cant stick out the tough times. and then to top it off, you cant even do that one thing right. suicide is for bitches, and failed suicide is so much worse i cant even think of a good burn for it. and whats worse is when you bitches fail at failing, then you come tell your story on the internet for sympathy. failed suicide either means you are dumb as dirt, or its just a cry for help. im guessing its the latter.

    all that being said, please dont try again, cuz if you actually succeed this time, i will feel really bad like maybe it was my fault, lol. serious, just go see a shrink or talk to a friend. fuck, if you dont have any friends, post on a fuckin message board about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    jesus, i hate people that try to kill themselves and fail. first of all, you are the biggest pussy bitch ever for even trying. all suicide does is cause pain for everybody you love, just cuz you cant stick out the tough times. and then to top it off, you cant even do that one thing right. suicide is for bitches, and failed suicide is so much worse i cant even think of a good burn for it. and whats worse is when you bitches fail at failing, then you come tell your story on the internet for sympathy. failed suicide either means you are dumb as dirt, or its just a cry for help. im guessing its the latter.

    all that being said, please dont try again, cuz if you actually succeed this time, i will feel really bad like maybe it was my fault, lol. serious, just go see a shrink or talk to a friend. fuck, if you dont have any friends, post on a fuckin message board about it.
    ....
    wow...

    im speechless

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    Good thing you didn't succeed. Just think of all of the great threads you would have missed here.
    For your health

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    This thread is BOOOOOOOOOOOOoooring.

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    The next time you feel the way that you do, be sure to track down and kill sexecutioner first. Thanks.

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    I did not make this to gain sympathy, but rather tell a story about how a trip to Amoeba records can end up deadly..
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    im gonna take a guess and say it was because of a girl

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    In the sense that Deviate has a vag, yes, you are correct.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Wow... some people are pretty heartless around here.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hatinisbad View Post
    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    yeah thats harsh. im glad youre ok man.
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    Harsh? You guys are fuckin' cold hearted! Deviate~ No one is worth giving up on life for when so many others care...and those that don't seem to care? Fuck 'em!!!

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    Yeah, Deviate. Come with me to the UK. Arcade Fire shows galore!

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    And fuck Amoeba.

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    ODing is for pussies. Suicide is for selfish pussies. Suicide via OD = selfish pussy^2
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    What the fuck where is all this shit coming from

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    jesus christ, deviate.

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    I was going to complain about only getting 2 1/2 hours sleep last night. Some people have bigger things to worry about.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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