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    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - There's no sign of a family reunion planned, but U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama are distant cousins.


    So says the vice president's wife, Lynne Cheney, who said she discovered that her husband of 43 years is eighth cousins with the senator from Illinois.

    The two men could hardly be more different. Cheney is an advocate for pursuing the war in Iraq to try to stabilize the country, while Obama wants to get U.S. troops out of Iraq.

    Mrs. Cheney told MSNBC on Tuesday that it was "an amazing American story that one ancestor ... could be responsible down the family line for lives that have taken such different and varied paths."

    The common ancestor was Mareen Devall, who the Chicago Sun-Times said was a 17th century immigrant from France.

    Mrs. Cheney said she discovered the link through family research for her new book, "Blue Skies, No Fences," about growing up in Wyoming.
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    This is just sad.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    Well, that's no reason not to vote for the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEversW View Post
    WASHINGTON (Reuters) -

    Mrs. Cheney told MSNBC on Tuesday that it was "an amazing American story that one ancestor ... could be responsible down the family line for lives that have taken such different and varied paths."
    How about the lust for power...
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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    fucking hilarious...
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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    I'd imagine that anyone citing his heritage to back up their stance wouldn't have been voting for him in the first place. Seeing as how that's fucking retarded and all.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    it sent chills down my spine...
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Well, that's no reason not to vote for the guy.
    well obviously...his lack of foreign policy experience...maybe.
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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    "another reason"

    Is the first reason that he's black?
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    Or that he's male.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    So the Cheneys used to own the Obamas?
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    Sounds like it, doesn't it?

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    I'd like to own Barack--he's very clean.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    thats just.. wow.

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    Pay attention, the media is choosing your candidates for you. There is a very real reason this is happening.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    Quote Originally Posted by AEversW View Post
    well obviously...his lack of foreign policy experience...maybe.
    And who has some?

    Rudy Guliani? That mormon guy? Maybe that one guy from Law & Order.

    Fuck off. Idiots like you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Pay attention, the media is choosing your candidates for you. There is a very real reason this is happening.
    ... Jewish conspiracy!

    Ahh... feels good to be in-the-know.

    (I know because I'm part of it--we will own you all, gentiles)
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    It's got nothing to do with wretched Jews. Well, not as much a one might think. Skull and Bones is a very real thing.

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    And us Jews own it.

    Well, the movie rights, anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    I support the Jews coming into obvious power. Let it be noted. NO LONGER FROM THE PUPPET STRINGS.

    I'm behind the Jewish revolution.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    Please don't crucify me, basically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenniehoo View Post
    Please don't crucify me, basically.
    Almighty cock... that's funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    We have Mel Brooks, motherfuckers.

    MEL BROOKS.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Fuckajew. Yall know youre weasely.

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    Default Re: another reason Barack Obama won't be getting my vote.

    Mel Brooks is something to be had. He's the raunchy, punny big brother of TomAz.

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    You fucking take that back. Us heebs wouldn't touch Tom with Carl Reiner's dick.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I'll agree to that... I guess.

    Actually, on second thought, he's not THAT clean.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    It's got nothing to do with wretched Jews. Well, not as much a one might think. Skull and Bones is a very real thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    And us Jews own it.

    Well, the movie rights, anyway.
    in which case, I'm sure it'll be a musical.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    i'm voting for whoever gives the best blowjobs
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    i wrote in MountMccabe for the open county commissioner seat
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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