Sorry to make another retarded thread but I dont know where to put this so valARie can see it. I got a text from her today stating "ronnie i am walking to work right now by the time i get there i want to see the story behind that vm (voicemail) on the board"
So this is the thread I explain to her what was up with my voicemail and the text i sent to gabe. Also sorry if there is any retarded people on the board cos I used the word retarded in a derrogatory way....and sorry for my typos but ive been drinking with my friends that just got back into the country and I'm a bit tipsy....sorry for saying sorry so much but the other day when i was stoned I decided to be a nicer person.....so i guess this is new new caco
So valARie....(hold on I have to make my plate cos dinner is ready) Alright Im back. So yeah, I was at Brus Room last night when I shouldnt have been...I was going to watch a movie with Lauren but Pat my cop friend called me and asked me to show up.....since Lauren decided to diss me last week I was like, FUCK YEAH IM GOING...So I showed up and wasnt going to drink too much cos I only had about 50 bucks left on my gift certificate I won last Wednesday during the pajama party. I did want to drink more than 50 bucks.
Well we ended up getting drunk cos Justina (the girl that was my inspiration for "Weapon of Ass Distruction") was bartending and said she needed me to get druink so I would sing during kareooke (sp) Well I start talking to this hot chick who we are all conviced is a call girl cos we see her in the bar with rich ugly guys all the time. Well I start macking on her and things go great until she asked me what is the dorkiest thing about myself......well naturally I tell her about the board.....I try to explain the "coachella experience", animal fights, mall madness, and so on. She laughed and thought it was cute, but when I tried to explain my relationship thread and quote some great moments in the thread she got freaked out and left me. We were going to do a duet of Grease but she left so I sang both parts on my own. I didnt bring sexy back.
Then everyone laughed at me and we got drunker. Pat my cop friend decided to bring out his breath test so I can hit on this girl who I was talking to. Well I go up to her and told her if she fails the test then she has to kiss me so make her more sober. She said a kiss is better than having to blow something else to see if she passes Well she failed cos it was rigged (Pat told me if she smoke or drink 15 minutes before blowing, the machine will be inaccurate and I got her a shot before taking the test) so she had to kiss me. She kissed me. She had no idea I knew she is a dj on the local rock radio station.
So I decided to sing "In Love With A Girl" by Whitestripes. It sucked She got turned off and the Frankie O Kee said, "thats why he isnt get laid tonight".....I GOT COCKEDBLOCKED BY A GUY WHO MAKES A LIVING BY PLAYING SONGS FOR DRUNK PEOPLE TO SING TO.
I had to redeem myself. So Pat was like lets do a duet. We sang "Forget About Dre" I was Eminem and he was Dre. I kicked ass but Pat kinda sucked. The only word he could really say in the song was "gibberish" At the end of the song I started to freestyle about the dj (im not going to mention her name on here sorry you guys) She was touched and by the end of the night so was I
that is the facts according to me, Pat, Justina, and the few others that could remember what happened last night