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    Default The Official "How To Make Money Fast" thread

    I need money to make it to Coachella 08, and since this board is full of all kinds of creative characters, I ask you all this question:

    whats a way to make money fast? (other than an obvious job)

    Go.

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    sell drugs...no other "legal" way unless you have loads of money to invest already....takes money to make money...
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    Where do you live again, man?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: The Official "How To Make Money Fast" thread

    yeah I thought that'd be one of the first answers, any others?

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    OR you can do what a buddy on mine did and sell "ahem" adult material to small towns....he made (and spent) a fortune in a rural town in Arkansas.
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    Craps.

    Find a pro, become their student. Most will do it for free just for the companionship and knowing that they are teaching someone who will prove that their system will beat the books. And the student will beat the books. No better feeling that beating the books, considering the odds are stacked in their favour.

    You can easily make 100$-300$ an hour on a 100$ investment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    Craps.

    Find a pro, become their student. Most will do it for free just for the companionship and knowing that they are teaching someone who will prove that their system will beat the books. And the student will beat the books. No better feeling that beating the books, considering the odds are stacked in their favour.

    You can easily make 100$-300$ an hour on a 100$ investment.

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    Until the Casino Managers kick you out....
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    try Whoring
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    try Whoring
    thought about that too, but I dont know if I could be successful with that in VA.

    great ideas so far though mates. keep em coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    try Whoring
    Only works if your a girl or a good looking guy that takes money from men....
    Or stripping in LV....again only if your a girl...guys don't make crap compared to them....
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    WAIT!! YOU CAN SELL SUBPRIME MORTGAGES!!!....oh nevermind....
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    Epic....
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Reviewers who note the size of the crowd are dumb fucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Until the Casino Managers kick you out....
    Never been kicked out. AND, even if you were, you could just move on to another site. Disguises and costumes later, if it gets that bad. As long as you tip you're safe. You can tip either by throwing in hardways for the goodguys or tipping when you colour up. I used to do the former, but am now doing the latter. Probably going to experiment with a little of both in the future.

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    counterfeit or money launder at a 5% rate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Where do you live again, man?
    richmond VA. east coast, a nice 3000 miles from coachella.

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    pick pockets

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    Play Brandon or Justin head-to-head in fantasy football for $25 a game.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    Play Brandon or Justin head-to-head in fantasy football for $25 a game.
    I cannot wait until next week ho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    I cannot wait until next week ho.
    I'll bench half my starters to give you a fair shot.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    You are feelin manly cuz you whipped out a measly 71 possibly 81 points and a tenth place record. Im gonna cut you so deep next week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    You are feelin manly cuz you whipped out a measly 71 possibly 81 points and a tenth place record. Im gonna cut you so deep next week.
    Big words from someone who put out a total of 33 points. Wooooooahhhh....Brady's scored more than that by himself.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    oooh i just realized i could donate an egg to help pay for getting my car fixed.

    except i think the selection process is pretty rigorous and also i have a slight moral hang up. but this isn't about my moral hang ups.

    i think you should make one of those "help me pay for college" websites and use pictures of your girlfriend or someone that is notadude and say it's you. yanno - paypal link and all that.

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    I have never wanted Brady to get hurt more than I do tonight. I dont even care if I win the tourney as long as I place higher than you, its on G.

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    (a) get a job waiting tables or some shit a couple nights a week. Restaurants/bars frequently need a little part-time help, and it's cash business.

    (b) How the fuck would you get ejected by a casino manager for anything having to do with craps? There's no way to cheat at craps.

    (c) Is there a reason you can't work? At least part-time, under the table, something?

    (d) Scalp tickets.
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    A - possibility, I do have jobs I can be, but my answer for C will provide an excuse

    B - good point

    C - I'm not really supposed to be working, first year in college and parents are paying a majority of my tuition and want me to do well. But damn, I need the money. I have a job that I can do a little bit, so thats what I'm going to try to focus on to raise a few hundred bucks.

    D - last resort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    I have never wanted Brady to get hurt more than I do tonight. I dont even care if I win the tourney as long as I place higher than you, its on G.
    Don't take your frustration about having one of the worst weeks of any team in fantasy football history out on me, chief.

    33 points, kids. Half of FOIeys team is out on injuries yet she scored more than double that.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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