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    Thanks/blame to Genius James Gunn for finding these.

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    photoshopped or not, everyone involved should be shot.

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    That last one's mother is "Candace R. - Goodlettsville, TN". How many "Candace R."s could there be in Goodlettsville, TN?

    I'm just saying, maybe someone should drop her a note or 3,000.

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    It's "Wahnold!" LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    I want one for each of my kids. NOW.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    Great, now my PC screen is covered in the juice I was drinking. Thanks you little fucker.

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    This is almost as bad. Who puts makeup on a monkey?!
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    the british...
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    Great, now my PC screen is covered in the juice I was drinking. Thanks you little fucker.
    yeah, i dont eat near my laptop because of things like this.

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    I need to go take a shower and wash off the dregs of humanity.

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    I think some people may have missed the point.

    These are not creepy dolls based on baby photos. These are baby photos that have been retouched. On purpose. Paid for by their parents. Who should go kill themselves. Now.

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    This is almost as interesting as the 11AM time slot on a Coachella Friday.
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    Here's James' original blog...oh, how I love this psycho
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    ALIEN. ROSEMARY'S BABY. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. THE THING. We've had a few great horror films over the past fifty years, but not a one of them is scary as this shit. These are all professionally retouched photos of little girls by real companies on the web.


    "Martha."

    "Yes, Bob."

    "I thought we'd send out a picture of our little Mindy with this year's Christmas cards."

    "Well, that's a great idea, Bob, theoretically, but – don't get me wrong, I LOVE Mindy – and she's adorable – I mean, TO ME – but, her face is rather, it's, well…"

    "Fucked up?"

    "Exactly, Bob. Her snaggly teeth, the bags under her eyes. What will people think of me?"

    "Well, I believe I have a way to take care of that – "

    "Isn't four a little young for a face-lift, Bob?"

    "Not that, dear. I know a guy. He does photo retouching. Doesn't cost that much. We can turn Mindy into the little girl we always wanted!"

    "Fantastic, Bob! And while you're at it, could you make her face look like a sheet of flat fucking plastic with a couple of taxidermist's glass eyeballs?"

    "Martha!? "

    "Yes?"

    "What you just said -- I'm coming!"


    "Abby is ADORABLE. But you know what would make her more adorable? If she was Nathan Lane at 3 a.m. on a Saturday night."


    "I am so sick of Victoria's droopy right eye I can't even tell you. Mr. Retoucher, honestly, I need you to follow us around and retouch her fucking eye wherever we fucking go, 'cause I just can't deal with this shit anymore. I'm going to do something crazy, like cut a bitch up, and it will be your fucking fault for not retouching her while she's all up in my grill wanting a kiss from Daddy and shit, droop, droop, droop, droopin'."


    I don't get it. They put a hat on her? Other than that she looks exactly the same.


    If this thing on the right came out of my wife's womb I'd have to smash it with a stick.


    All right, admittedly, you're gonna lose either way with this one.


    "Everything about Beatrice is perfect. Except her fucking head. Let's give her one that's more – I don't know – whore-like."

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    The 3rd one is the least photoshopped of them all, and why give a 1 year old pencil eyebrows?

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    the photo shopped ones look like plastic dolls
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    Ok at first is thought this was dolls made from the pics and i didn't see the problem.
    now that i know those are retouched photos i'm fucking horrified, jesus christ!
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Is it just me or does Michael look like he has a plastic seam running down his nose between his nostrils?
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    give him a break, he has daddy issues.

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    No, seriously, there's a plastic seam there! Like on a cheap plastic toy from walmart!
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I feel like I just got kicked in the face.
    I need to turn the lights on, this is some creepy shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    No, seriously, there's a plastic seam there! Like on a cheap plastic toy from walmart!
    that's his sunburn peeling.

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    don't be cruel

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelJackson View Post
    don't be cruel
    you gotta say it in that high pitched tone......

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelJackson View Post
    don't be cruel
    Michael, I hear Janet is having some paranoia issues too. Have you talked to her, lately.

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